Also, she gots pregnant?? Ain’t Edward dead? He ain’t no incubus, he’s a freakin’ vampire =(DEAD SPERM!!)

Pardon my slang, but Jesus H. Christ. I’ll rewrite the ending!

“Hey Bella, you’s a-lookin’ gurl.” Jacob commented smugly.

“Oh no you Didn’t!!!” Edward shot back angrily.

“Boys, get along! Everyone can have a piece!” Bella shouted.

Suddenly, Aro popped up and his comrades took out giant shotguns and SHOT ‘EM IN THE HEADS!!

Jacob and Bella were killed instantly. The bullet ricocheted off Edwards head and hit Aro, whose biggest weakness was a bullet to the head!!

“Oh noez!!” Cried his comrades, who scattered off into the moonlight.

Aro laid dead with Bella and Jacob. Edward felt bad. So he decided to get Burger King because that always cheers him up.

Alice never came back, that’s for damn sure!!

Everyone else was killed in a terrible horse drawn carriage accident.

THE END.

There you go. Your welcome.

I was a huge Meyer fan, not anymore. I don’t care if she never wrote anything ever again or became one of the most prolific writers in history, I will never read anything written by her again.

I am beyond disappointed!!

What a pile of crap this book turned out to be. I wish I had spent my money on another Stephen King or Dean Koontz book.

Seriously, every character in Breaking Dawn was a stranger to me. They were portrayed differently than her previous books and I couldn’t get used to it. Edward, THE EDWARD! I even felt a bit differently about him. Well, the only one I could see who hadn’t changed was Jacob. The character which I disliked since the previous books, I actually came to love at the end. He DIDN’T changed. In fact, he seemed more like a father than Edward. That was very disappointing. I had higher expectations with Edward.

Near the end, the fight with the Volturi…I got bored to death. I actually read it vaguely first and went to bed. However, the next day, I read it more carefully. Yes, the ending was interlectual, but it was boring. J.K Rowling’s Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, it was interlectual, but there was alot of suspense and I didn’t want to skip ANY of it!

However, I do think that Stephanie Meyer has good ideas and those ideas kept me reading. I still love Edward, but my obsession might’ve slightly decreased, but I might become delusional and imagine the Edward from Twilight. For Bella, I don’t get her in this book. Jacob, I actually understand him and I like him ALOT better. LOL, the only part which I found interesting was the first five chapters and Jacob’s point of view. ( I was smiling like an idiot after the wedding)

I agree with you laila, let’s pretend that the series stopped at Eclipse. =D

The only thing that can make me hate this book more is the fact that one of my friends will NOT stop telling me that i have the “rob” effect and i’ll grow to like it (she always quotes steph meyer).

People can always say to me that ‘I could never write a book series’ and ‘how dare i say that BDawn was crap’ and ‘you’re not a true SMeyer fan, or twihard’, but that doesn’t mean i’ll shutup and stop saying how bad i thought this book was, because everyone has their own opinion.

oh well. Let us pretend that the series stopped at eclipse, yeah?

Okay, okay, I think a lot of fans who are upset that so many people were disappointed have the wrong idea (or at least, an altered idea) as to WHY we are unhappy with the final book.

I’m pretty sure I speak for many when I say that SM’s writing style and her incredibly fantastic and unique idea behind the series has NOTHING to do with our oppinions of the very essential plot to each book. I believe the first three were so popular because they had a perfect balance of romance, drama, and plot twists to keep us all on our toes, at least most of the time.

The fourth most definitely had that balance of romance and drama, but the plot did not seem as smooth and unique. After sifting through some Twilight fanfics earlier this year, before the release of the book, I came to the hopeful conclusion that SM would not follow any of the cliche plotlines of these stories, for in my oppinion they seemed about as predictable as a lightswitch.

First generic plotline: Bella and Edward find a way to, y’know, have sex. Edward is able to control himself because of his powerful and unconditional love for his fiance, and Bella survives because she’s the main character.

Second generic plotline: Somehow, even though it goes against a lot of what was mentioned in the previous books, Bella is able to get pregnant. Not much to say there.

Third generic plotline (which follows the second): Bella’s baby is born and is the most beautiful baby ever to exist, typically female, with Bella’s gorgeous brown eyes and Edward’s… gorgeousness. Do you think anyone actually expects the pregnancy to end badly? Slim chance, because everything has to turn out PERFECTLY for the two main characters. I mean, they ARE the protagonists. They DESERVE a happy ending, right?

Fourth generic plotline: Bella becomes a vampire, but is able to skip all the noobie vampire crap about not controlling one’s self. Does anyone have any freaking idea how much this has come up? It’s what everyone expects, because after all, Bella IS the main character and no one really thinks SM is going to put her through all that drama. I was most unhappy with this, because it made the whole vampire thing horribly, perfectly boring.

Fifth generic plotline: A happy ending. And I know, this may sound harsh, but there is such a thing as overdoing a happy ending. There IS such a thing as keeping everyone alive and the anticipation of lots of future sex and a perfect child and la-dee-da. There DOES exist an ending so annoyingly perfect that we feel almost like the story won’t continue, it will actually just END. Right there, ba-bang, at the peak of mount joy. Time stops. Happily ever after. For eternity. A sigh of bliss…

Now don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I don’t LIKE happy endings. I totally love them. But I don’t like endings that are “too good to be true,” y’know?

There. I’ve summed up everything that I expected and everything I didn’t hope for and everything that happened. Overall, not a good mix for a novel.

But I’d like to end this on something more optimistic: Steph Meyer, you really do rock.

You’re definitely one of my favorite authors ever, and you didn’t let me down in the least. I’m being completely honest and sarcasm-free when I say this: fantastic ending to the series, but overdone.

That’s it. I suppose I could have just said that in the beginning and have been done with it, but serious fans don’t seem to completely understand the meaning behind that.

And if you actually read this whole thing, kudos to you!! Lol.

It’s especially horrible to be disapointed in an author who introduced you into the world of Twilight, something i know that i will always be grateful for…..people shouldn’t let an ending they don’t agree with ‘ruin’ a whole 3 other books……..

Anyway i thought Breaking Dawn was fantastic! It was my least favourite book of the series but not by much. We all knew that in the end Bella would become a vampire, so there was really no surprises there!!

I don’t agree that Bella and Edwards love is lessended in this book at all…they get married!!! um the biggest symbolisation of love there is! also Edward didnt give up on Bella once she’d given birth to Renesmee, he didn’t just allow her to die. Also he was willing to give her up, the one person that he truley loves so that she could have a baby!!!! talk about sacrifice. Yes there is quite alot of sex which i do believe could’ve been eased up on a bit for the younger readers, but they are a married couple and that component was missing for the whole previous part of their relationship.

I’m actually happy that Jacob imprinted on Renesmee, it means that now he and Bella can finally have the right relationship, and Jacob can be happy too! i like the way that Stephanie portrayed the relationship, it wasnt like Jacob wanted her in THAT way. He just plain loved her.
The ending was kinda anti-climax, i was hoping something would happen to the Volturi, it was unfair how they killed Irina but they didn’t suffer a loss…..
ummmmm and i was really happy that Bella didnt have to completely abandon Charlie…that would’ve sucked…..

So all in all i think it was a great ending for a stupendous saga and it’s a pity that everyone couldn’t be satisfied, well done Stephanie and i can’t wait to read Midnight Sun!!!!!

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Maleficent Says:
August 5th, 2008 at 10:43 am
I’m 17 and I liked Twilight when I first read it. I liked New Moon too. But when I reread them and then read Eclipse I wasn’t so sure of myself. I feel completely stupid now that I’ve read Breaking Dawn. I feel guilty for dragging some of my friends into this nonsense. I am waiting for them to
hate me now.

You either hated it or loved it. Simple as that.
And PS: Renesmee? That was the best choice of name?

But I think the point of her being the very-flawed, weaker, obnoxious heroine–instead of the strong, highly likeable one–was essential to the core message of the books. These books carried so many beautiful messages, but above all others was that related to the love between Edward and Bella. It was unswerving, unbounded, ever-expanding, completely consuming, earth-shaking, and most importantly–unconditional–love they had for one another. As the book said, it was a love to rival any in history. And it is that love that redeems even the highly flawed and perpetually obnoxious character of Bella. Her ability to love so powerfully and fully and unendingly is ENOUGH in and of itself. That alone can save a person. Because to love like that is rare, and a person that is capable of loving like that is extraordinary without any other redeeming qualities at all. Saying Edward is too good for Bella is a bit silly, considering she’s a 17-year-old, awkward, self-deprecating, reclusive girl who has still yet to figure out really at ALL who she is. While Edward is over 90 years old, living most of that life as a vampire. Talk about a major headstart on character/identity development–seriously, can you imagine how amazing Bella could be given that same time?

All the referrences Stephanie makes to Wuthering Heights were a not-so-subtle way, I think, of beating that message into the readers’ heads–that to love so powerfully is alone enough to redeem even the most seemingly unredeemable life. That loving so completely is a feat to rival all others, and it is enough.

Anyway, just a thought. I have no desire to complain about BD. I felt that such a passionate and unconditional love as that between Edward and Bella deserved to get to endure forever. And since that happened, my heart can be happy. It is so nice for those all-consuming loves to once not end up destroying the lovers and all those around them. And it’s ok to believe such a love can exist AND that it can survive. I certainly do.