Celebrity Break-Ups Blog Entries

 
We all know about sad-face Taylor Swift with her idiotic obsession with the TAKEN Joe Jonas.
Tay-Tay and Joe only lasted for like a week or some shit. How can she possibly still be stuck on that virginal dick? So Selena Gomez, girlfriend of Nick Jonas released a statement: I get so mad about ex-boyfriends, but […]

 
Seriously Brad and Angie, stop acting as if you guys are like the Holy couple or some shit.
When Jennifer said what Angie did was uncool, Brad and Angie fired back by being “totally thrown”. And they thought she had ” moved on…and wouldn’t want to re-open this old wound.”
PUHHLEASE! Jennifer is finally proving to the […]

 
So everyone is blogging their thoughts these days, even your beloved Jonas Brothers.
So the bros decided to blog to their hoes and Taylor Swift indirectly about their personal lives…it went something like..blah blah blah our personal lives are usually avoided blah blah blah bullshit.  Anyways, the juicy shit comes in when JOE specifically tells this […]

 
Alright, I’m getting really fucking tired of Taylor Swift constantly being a downer.
She snitched on Joe Jonas’ relationship wth sexy Camilla Belle by saying: ” They’ve been together since we broke up. That’s why we broke up-because he met her. We don’t talk.” What a familiar little situation. I could have sworn I’ve heard this […]

Finally, Jennifer Aniston has the balls to tell off that slut Angelina. ( Then again, Jennifer has ALWAYS had the balls.)
Anywho, according to the Daily Mail, Jen told U.S. Vogue in their December issue:
What Angelina did was very uncool.
OHHHH SHITTT!!!!!! Did Jennifer JUST try the tomb raider!? Hell yes she did. Another source even […]

 
Taylor Swift is so sad.
Poor kid. Joe Jonas broke her heart. She was recently caught chatting up with Perez via webcam. There are some unusual additions to her daily diet!
The thing is, Taylor has been eating cool whip by itself.  She might as well become best friends with Ben and Jerry. Poor girl- she’s so […]

 
Marylin Manson and skank ass whore, home-wrecker Evan Rachel Wood are apparently over.
Now, I love my girl Dita Von Teese, and only she can pull off anything burlesquey. Evan stole her man, and then Evan went through an identification confusion thinking she was Dita Von Teese.
She even started dressing like her! She probably stole her […]

Good. She’s a woman!
I’m glad Guy Ritchie has moved on to something more human! And she looks like she actually has curves and isn’t made of plastic! Her name is Kelly Reilly,a british actress who was on the set of Sherlock Holmes. She has pretty color! Not barbie hair shit like Madonna.
Guy’s new lady […]

 
Yeah. Guy Ritchie and Madonna decided to call it quits.
I def. didn’t see THAT one coming….ugh this is so boring.  Like I get super annoyed anytime I hear Madonna’s name. She’s such a press leech.  In Addition,she has a ridiculous concert where you can see her muscular anatomy and she thinks she’s like Bono or […]

 
Joe Jonas is a douche for dumping Taylor Swift.
Joe Jonas is too in love with his hair to be dating Taylor Swift. He ended it with her over the phone. Come on Joe, get some effing class.
You know have the money to fly over to Taylor to say: peace out hoe! Oh well, I always […]

 
So I thought I could diss Holly Madison…but I can’t. I feel sad for the hoe.
Recently she told TMZ, “Hef and I aren’t togehter.” The bitch has been on his nuts forever. She wanted a baby, a family…and all that time with him…wasted.
Well at least she’ll start living her life now.

 
So Lindsay Lohan might not be munching on carpet anymore. Sources have revealed to Ok! Magazine:
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may be inseparable, but following weeks of arguments, friends tell OK! they fear that Linds will leave her DJ girlfriend - for a man. Apparently LiLo has already been flirting with guys, and cracks are […]

 
Holy shit did it really take Matthew Broderick that long?
Honestly, I was expecting this bitch to cheat on Sarah Jessica Parker years ago and then leave her.  God she looks like a witch.  I bet she’s got the laugh down and everything.
So after 11 years of marriage Star magazine claims that: -
We exclusively report […]

Madonna and Guy Ritchie are getting a divorce.
Am I really that surprised? No. This is going to get dirty because these bitches didn’t get a prenup. So everything is going to be 50-50. Hahah that f***ing sucks! Madonna said she married Guy for all the wrong reasons…oh my bad- was it because you thought the […]

 
Aww Anne Hathaway and her hubby have pissed
on their relationship and called it quits. How
unfortunate…NOT! Her ex was Raffaello Follieri
who is some top knotch buisness man that is now
accused of fraud. No shit sherlock. Buisness is
like politics, there will always be a rat. And
the rat is Raffaello.
What was just hysterical was the way Anne reacted […]

Back the f*** off Sarah Larson, your ass wasn’t good enough for
George Clooney. According to an inside source, George started dating
a new hoe 6-months prior to dumping Larson’s fake self.
And to make Sarah look more like a bag of shit, the insider said that
Clooney was going to cancel her contract but continued their relationship
so she […]

Nope, not THAT Jen and Brad. That was ages ago. We’re talking about Jennifer Esposito and Bradley Cooper, who just got married four months ago, but that wedding now appears to have crashed.
The “Crash” star has filed for divorce from the actor Tuesday in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing the oft-cited excuse, irreconcilable differences, […]

Desperate Housewives boy toy Jesse Metcalfe was dumped by girlfriend, Girls Aloud singer Nadine Coyle, after he was spotted getting all lovey-dovey with another woman on the streets of L.A. recently. Coyle, who’s been going out with Metcalfe for the past 15 months, told Britain’s Daily Mirror:
“It’s over between Jesse and me. I’m not the […]

It’s only been less than 48 hours since news about the breakup of Prince William and long-time girlfriend Kate Middleton broke, but already British Prime Minister Tony Blair has stepped in and told everyone to back off, saying that the press is gonna be writing “complete nonsense” about the breakup anyway.
“They should be left alone […]

It’s a good week to get divorced in La-la Land.
First there was Britney and K-Fed’s, then Whitney and Bobby’s. Now Scary Movie star Anna Faris has also hopped onto the bandwagon and filed for divorce from her husband of almost three years Tuesday.
The 30-year-old Faris is divorcing actor Ben Indra, who she married in June […]