Celebrity Break-Ups Blog Entries

Finally,
Jennifer Aniston
has the balls to tell off that slut Angelina. ( Then again, Jennifer has ALWAYS had the balls.)
Anywho, according to the
Daily Mail
, Jen told
U.S. Vogue
in their December issue:
What Angelina did was very uncool.

OHHHH SHITTT!!!!!! Did Jennifer JUST try the tomb raider!? Hell yes she did. Another source even says:
This interview shows that […]

Taylor Swift
is so sad.
Poor kid. Joe Jonas broke her heart. She was recently caught chatting up with Perez via webcam. There are some unusual additions to her daily diet!
The thing is, Taylor has been eating cool whip by itself.  She might as well become best friends with Ben and Jerry. Poor girl- she’s so […]

Marylin Manson
and skank ass whore, home-wrecker Evan Rachel Wood are apparently over.
Now, I love my girl Dita Von Teese, and only she can pull off anything burlesquey. Evan stole her man, and then Evan went through an identification confusion thinking she was Dita Von Teese.
She even started dressing like her! She probably stole her […]

Good. She’s a woman!
I’m glad
Guy Ritchie
has moved on to something more human! And she looks like she actually has curves and isn’t made of plastic! Her name is Kelly Reilly,a british actress who was on the set of Sherlock Holmes. She has pretty color! Not barbie hair shit like Madonna.
Guy’s new lady is stunning […]

Yeah.
Guy Ritchie
and Madonna decided to call it quits.
I def. didn’t see THAT one coming….ugh this is so boring.  Like I get super annoyed anytime I hear Madonna’s name. She’s such a press leech.  In Addition,she has a ridiculous concert where you can see her muscular anatomy
and
she thinks she’s like Bono or some shit.
Yeah, the […]

Joe Jonas
is a douche for dumping Taylor Swift.
Joe Jonas is too in love with his hair to be dating Taylor Swift. He ended it with her over the phone. Come on Joe, get some effing class.
You know have the money to fly over to Taylor to say: peace out hoe! Oh well, I always thought […]

So I thought I could diss
Holly Madison
…but I can’t. I feel sad for the hoe.
Recently she told TMZ, “Hef and I aren’t togehter.” The bitch has been on his nuts forever. She wanted a baby, a family…and all that time with him…wasted.
Well at least she’ll start living her life now.

So Lindsay
Lohan
might not be munching on carpet anymore. Sources have revealed to
Ok! Magazine
:
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may be inseparable, but following weeks of arguments, friends tell OK! they fear that Linds will leave her DJ girlfriend - for a man. Apparently LiLo has already been flirting with guys, and cracks are seem to […]

Holy shit did it really take
Matthew Broderick
that long?
Honestly, I was expecting this bitch to cheat on Sarah Jessica Parker years ago and then leave her.  God she looks like a witch.  I bet she’s got the laugh down and everything.
So after 11 years of marriage
Star
magazine claims that: -
We exclusively report that while […]

Madonna
and Guy Ritchie are getting a divorce.
Am I really that surprised? No. This is going to get dirty because these bitches didn’t get a prenup. So everything is going to be 50-50. Hahah that f***ing sucks! Madonna said she married Guy for all the wrong reasons…oh my bad- was it because you thought the […]

 
Aww
Anne Hathaway
and her hubby have pissed
on their relationship and called it quits. How
unfortunate…NOT! Her ex was Raffaello Follieri
who is some top knotch buisness man that is now
accused of fraud. No shit sherlock. Buisness is
like politics, there will always be a rat. And
the rat is Raffaello.
What was just hysterical was the way Anne reacted to
this […]

Back the f*** off
Sarah Larson
, your ass wasn’t good enough for
George Clooney
. According to an inside source, George started dating
a new hoe 6-months prior to dumping Larson’s fake self.
And to make Sarah look more like a bag of shit, the insider said that
Clooney was going to cancel her contract but continued their relationship
so she could […]

Nope, not THAT Jen and Brad. That was ages ago. We’re talking about
Jennifer Esposito
and
Bradley Cooper
, who just got married four months ago, but that wedding now appears to have crashed.
The “Crash” star has filed for divorce from the actor Tuesday in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing the oft-cited excuse, irreconcilable differences, as the culprit […]

Desperate Housewives boy toy
Jesse Metcalfe
was dumped by girlfriend, Girls Aloud singer
Nadine Coyle
, after he was spotted getting all lovey-dovey with another woman on the streets of L.A. recently. Coyle, who’s been going out with Metcalfe for the past 15 months, told Britain’s
Daily Mirror
:
“It’s over between Jesse and me. I’m not the kind of girl […]

It’s only been less than 48 hours since news about the
breakup
of
Prince William
and long-time girlfriend
Kate Middleton
broke, but already British Prime Minister
Tony Blair
has stepped in and told everyone to back off, saying that the press is gonna be writing “complete nonsense” about the breakup anyway.
“They should be left alone now without reams of stuff […]

It’s a good week to get divorced in La-la Land.
First there was
Britney and K-Fed’s
, then
Whitney and Bobby’s
. Now Scary Movie star
Anna Faris
has also hopped onto the bandwagon and filed for divorce from her husband of almost three years Tuesday.
The 30-year-old Faris is divorcing actor
Ben Indra
, who she married in June 2004, because of “irreconcilable […]

Ray J
can finally boink
Whitney Houston
without having to feel guilty about getting it on with a technically still-married woman.
A judge ruled Wednesday that Whitney and
Bobby Brown
’s divorce will become final on April 24, and that she will get custody of their 14-year-old daughter,
Bobbi Kristina
.
Houston, who dabbed her eyes as the ruling was made, had […]

It has been reported last week that all
Kevin Federline
is gonna get from his
divorce
with
Britney Spears
is a million dollars. Star magazine, however, is saying K-Fed will be richer by something like $13 million.
No wonder Britney told K-Fed before they finalized the details of their divorce:
“You’re the biggest mistake I’ve ever made, but thank […]

Poor
Kevin Federline
. All he gets for donating his sperm to
Britney Spears
is a million bucks. NOT!
While the couple has indeed signed a global settlement agreement on all issues concerning their marriage and custody of their kids
Sean Preston
and
Jayden James
, reports that K-Fed is getting is $1 million and that he gets “50/50″ custody of their […]

Cameron Diaz is one secure woman.
Rumors are flying around that Cameron’s ex Justin Timberlake’s decision to cast The Sexiest Woman Alive in his music video for the song “What Goes Around” was the final straw in a relationship that was already rocky in the first place, and led to their
eventual breakup
.
A source told Heat magazine: […]