Celebrity Break-Ups Blog Entries

Now the Justin/Cameron Thing is Official. End Scene.

Thursday, January 11th, 2007

Blah blah blah…they broke up…blah blah blah…no we didn’t….three years later…blah blah blah they broke up…blah blah blah…no we didn’t…blah blah blah yes we did.

“It has always been our preference not to comment on the status of our relationship, but, out of respect for the time we’ve spent together, we feel compelled to do so […]

Drew Barrymore Experimented With Canadian, Italian and Found Both Nationalities Lacking

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007

At least it lasted longer than her marriage to (Canadian) Tom Green. Drew Barrymore and boy-toy rocker Fabrizio Moretti have called it quits after five years of apparently not so blissful union.
A source close to the actress tells Us Weekly, “Drew said they needed some time off.”
A friend of Moretti’s confirms, “Fab is now living […]

Jeremy Piven and John Cusack are Dunzo

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007

I feel so terrible for these two, but I will admit that I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw this piece in the news. John Cusack and Jeremy Piven appear to have ended their decades long friendship.

“No comment. I mean, you could fill in the blank, I bet,” the 41-year-old actor says when asked how […]

Faith Hill and Tim McGraw Finito?

Monday, January 8th, 2007

I know we all remember Faith Hill’s little “outburst” when Carrie Underwood won the Female blah blah blah award. Right? No? Oh, well, recall the horrified Faith exclaiming something along the lines of, paraphrasing, “WHAT THE EFF????” So, now, word on the street is the reason she snapped was because she and her husband of […]

Dita Von Teese Leaves Marilyn Manson, World Alternately Shrugs and Thinks, It’s About Damn Time

Friday, January 5th, 2007

The pastiest couple on earth has disbanded. Marilyn Manson and Dita Von Teese are now single pasty people, forced to wander the earth alone, chewing on black-painted fingernails and lamenting the paths their dark, burlesque and goth-filled lives have taken, until such time that Manson finds another girl way too hot for him and Dita […]

Ryan Phillippe Missing Reese Witherspoon, Cushy Lifestyle

Friday, December 29th, 2006

All Ryan Phillippe wanted for Christmas was Reese Witherspoon back, according to
Life & Style
.
He wants to win back his estranged wife,
Reese Witherspoon
! “Ryan misses his family,” an insider close to Reese says. “He’s been calling Reese to tell her how he’s never loved anyone as much as her.”

My guess is all he got for Christmas […]

Shana Moakler and Travis Barker Couldn’t Find Anyone Else

Wednesday, December 27th, 2006

Admit it, Travis Barker, you thought the bitch slap your ex Shana Moakler gave to Paris Hilton over you was pretty hot. I can’t really think of any other reason why you would be seen making out with Shana, what with your nasty divorce, allegations of infidelity, and the ill-advised divorce party she threw once […]

Pink and Corey Hart Headed toward Irreconcilable Differences

Monday, December 18th, 2006

Sources close to the couple, meaning other blogs that watch their every move veeeery closely, say that Pink and Corey’s one year marriage is practically dunzo. There aren’t enough ways to say “duh” in this world to make finishing this post worth it. [
Source
]

Queen Latifah Breaks up with Girlfriend of Three Years

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006

…and who knew she was gay? Well, rumors have circulated for years about the Queen, but now reports are saying that ‘tifah broke up with girlfriend of three years, Jeannette Jenkins. Concrete Loop reports:

Word has it that Queen Latifah and her rumored girlfriend, Jeanette Jenkins, broke it off after three years of dating. Jenkins is […]

Jennifer Aniston’s Self-Esteem Plummets Some More

Wednesday, December 6th, 2006

It’s one thing to get ditched for Angelina Jolie. It’s another thing entirely for your man to cheat on you with a toothy co-ed who engages in the liberal use of emoticons and is under the impression that getting to second base is “just as good” as sex. In an email to her friends, 20-year-old […]

Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn Split, World Rolls Eyes at Most Obvious News Ever

Wednesday, December 6th, 2006

JenAn and Vince Vaughn have officially broken up…months ago…even though it’s just being confirmed now??? Seriously, what the hayl is this s’notches deal? Why is it that she has to deny every single piece of news that comes out about her, even when/if it is 100% completely true? She’s the celeb who cried publicity stunt. […]

Eddie Murphy Likes his Spice a Little Less Scary

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006

Dreamgirls star Eddie Murphy has gone from being in love and fathering a child with Melanie Brown, a.k.a. Scary Spice, to generally acting like she doesn’t exist.
Murphy, who stars in the upcoming
Dreamgirls,
was asked about his relationship with Brown – and her pregnancy – during an interview on the Dutch TV show
RTL Boulevard
that aired […]

Rachel and Adam make like Summer and Seth

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006

In today’s installment of Life Imitating Art (if I may call The OC art), Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody have decided to separate a la their star-crossed television alter egos, according to Life & Style. Rachel just couldn’t deal with geeky Adam anymore because she’s become an intellectual tree-hugger who is totally in denial […]

Pam Rock Going Back to Anderson

Monday, November 27th, 2006

Yes, I know it’s hard for you to believe, but…Pamela Anderson filed for a divorce from Kid Rock after less than four months of marriage and one miscarriage. And in a shocking twist, the divorce papers cite “irreconcilable differences.” Another failed Hollywood marriage – I mean, first no Santa Claus and now…now…no romance in Hollywood? […]

Scarlett Johanssen is Single Again

Tuesday, November 21st, 2006

Scarlett Johanssen and Josh Hartness broke up. Dunzo. Finito. Kaput. Well, who cares. I don’t like Josh, I’ve never liked Josh, and I never understood all the hubbub about him and his so-called dreamy looks. Dreamy? Try … not dreamy. He’s just boring. Boooooooring. Snooooozefest. She, on the other hand, is a little saucy thing […]

Sunday Was Officially A Slow News Day: Jude Law and Sienna Miller are Dunzo

Monday, November 13th, 2006

Everyone in the print-o-sphere and blogosphere are reporting that Jude Law and Sienna Miller have parted ways and that it’s a mutual decision. No, you’re not reading old news. You are correct that this has already happened once, twice, maybe even three times before. Now, apparently, it’s final. I feel that this news makes me […]

Reese Files for Divorce

Thursday, November 9th, 2006

It’s official – Reese Witherspoon has filed for divorce from her hubby of seven years, Ryan Phillippe. This is it, it’s done. I’m amazed at how I can feel so sad about Reese and Ryan and so elated about Britney and Kevin. Oh, Reese and Ryan – I heart your marriage, but I heart Reese […]

Kevin Federline Responds to Britney’s Liberation, His “Me Too” Strategy Prolly Won’t Work out so Well

Wednesday, November 8th, 2006

FedEx, as he’s fondly being called in the blogosphere, has responded to Britney’s divorce petition, and it makes him look even dumber than even I could have imagined. It’s like he is on the playground, and she called him an ugly butt-face and he said, “no, you’re an ugly-butt face” and then hi-fived all his […]