New Couple Alert Blog Entries

Alright, I’m getting really fucking tired of
Taylor Swift
constantly being a downer.
She snitched on Joe Jonas’ relationship wth sexy Camilla Belle by saying: “
They’ve been together since we broke up. That’s why we broke up-because he met her. We don’t talk
.” What a familiar little situation. I could have sworn I’ve heard this story before.
Whose […]

This is not a hoe people.
This girl is GORGEOUS!
19-year-old
Joe Jonas
broke up with sad-face Taylor Swift for this beauty. She’s Camilla Belle and most of you small children know her from the music video:
Lovebug!
And most of you older children know her from the Disney Channel movie:
Rip Girls
. And some of you people know […]

Is this puppy love between
James Kingston
(Not Sean) and Ruby Maguire?! ( Gwen’s son and Toby’s daughter.) The two have been seeing each other on numerous playdates and it’s absolutely adorable. I think Sean Kingston is sooo cute! So is Ruby but Sean looks like a baby Anikin Skywalker!
He’s going to be quite […]

So not only is
John Mayer
back with Jennifer Aniston because his dick is still attached…but there is also a BABY involved.
Rumor has it that Ms. Aniston is preggers!

You know what, I’m really happy for her. Brad effed her over and so did Angelina by stealing her man.
You kids might say..OH BUT WE LOVE BRADJELINA! Well […]

What? How is this possible?
Who paid him to date
Rumer Willis
? Was it Bruce, Demi or Ashton who paid this poor soul to date this girl? It’s just so shocking to me. Her boyfriend’s name is Micah Alberti.
I wikipediaded his ass and found 4 sentences to his name.  Not even one picture, what a shame.  Well […]

Nick Jonas
and Selena Gomez are so silly.
They should just come out with their relationship.  Everyone’s rooting for them, except skanky ass Miley Cyrus.  She’s probably going to write a song or post a youtube video of how much she hates life or something.  What a effing weirdo.  Well here’s the evidence of the relationship […]

Back the f*** off
Sarah Larson
, your ass wasn’t good enough for
George Clooney
. According to an inside source, George started dating
a new hoe 6-months prior to dumping Larson’s fake self.
And to make Sarah look more like a bag of shit, the insider said that
Clooney was going to cancel her contract but continued their relationship
so she could […]

As terrible of a singer
Brooke Hogan
is and as annoying as she can be- I agree with her on being totally freaked out that her 48-year-old mom is dating a 19-year-old dude called Charley.
And something extremely weird about this is that Brooke and Nick went to school with Charley. Brooke had no problem discussing her […]

Actually, the “New Man”
Heather Locklear
has been spotted canoodling with isn’t exactly new. It’s
Jack Wagner
, her “Melrose Place” co-star and very good friend. And
People
says they cuddled in a golf cart and were holding hands during a golf tournament, which was held April 24 for the benefit of the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society.
At first, friends […]

Two months after breaking up with boyfriend of four years, actor
Olivier Martinez
, Australian pop superstar
Kylie Minogue
seems to have found somebody new to go spinning around with.
The lucky guy, according to News of the World, is some Scottish DJ named
Calvin Harris
. Apparently, he’s also this recording artist with a hit song called “Acceptable in the […]

Remember that
Scarlett Johansson
said she
doesn’t focus on finding a boyfriend
. Finding someone to get it on with, however, is an entirely different matter.
After getting linked to
Justin Timberlake
and
Ryan Philippe
, Scarlett has managed to not find a boyfriend in the person of
Ryan Reynolds
. According to
People
, the two were sighted being all sweet and jolly at Manhattan […]

She has a forgiving soul, Mandy Moore does. Even though Wilmer Valderamma recently boasted on the Howard Stern show about taking her virginity, Star Magazine says they are back to being bf & gf.

Christian Slater: greasy, washed up, and apparently so unlikable a human being that his ex-wife Ryan Haddon was arrested three years ago for smashing a glass into his head. Sharon Stone: not greasy, but her nipples point in different directions as a result of a botched boob job (trust me, I was one of the […]

These “celebrity” competition shows are turning into dating services for D-Listers. First, Kristy Swanson and her married partner on Skating with Celebrities were caught doing a sit spin
off
the ice, if you know what I’m sayin’. Then the paparazzi snapped pics of Mario Lopez kissing Dancing with the Star’s partner Karina Smirnoff’s ass, Jenny from the […]

Even if it’s just a rumor, it’s possibly the most delicious rumor I’ve heard in a LONG time. Seriously, just thinking about it makes me giddy. Ohnotheydidn’t reports:

After hanging out with former ‘Friends’ costars, Jen made for Club Citrus with some gal pals for some laughs and what became a few too many Limoncello’s. Jen […]

Well hayloooo Ms. I-dyed-my-hair-black-again Spears. Who is that fine young man you’re jabbing with your tongue? Oh, it’s Jonathan Rotem? The music producer? The one who previously worked with His Royal Assness, Kevin Federline? Why, yes, yes I think it is. I wonder how that cigarette breath of yours must taste…disgusting is the first word […]

There was a lot of Nicole Richie news over the past few days, I know. But, I don’t want to deny you of these photos that clearly show Ms. DUIchie hanging out with Hilary Duff’s ex, Joel Madden. Clearly the two are shtupping. [
Source
]

Mary Louise Parker, who doesn’t have a good rep for keeping a man occupied — baby daddy Billy Crudup left her when she was pregnant for downgrade Claire Danes — is now dating an actor most famous for his roles as dead guys. Parker’s been seen with none other than Jeffrey Dean Morgan, the […]

The dirt is still fresh on the grave of the barely legal relationship of Hillary Duff and Good Charlotte’s Joel Madden, and he’s already moved onto greener, bonier pastures. The latest Us Weekly reports that the Madden and Nicole Richie have secretly been dating (and eating together!!!) for weeks. It must be nice for 27-year […]

New couple alert! Orlando Bloom and Dunstypoo have finally hooked it up. There was all this nutsy speculation – are they or aren’t they – while they were filming/whoring
Elizabethtown
. Of course, she was with Jake and he was with Kate so it was tres complicated. Now, not so much. So they’re free to shtup til […]