Cute Celebrity Couples Blog Entries

Drew Barrymore Experimented With Canadian, Italian and Found Both Nationalities Lacking

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007

At least it lasted longer than her marriage to (Canadian) Tom Green. Drew Barrymore and boy-toy rocker Fabrizio Moretti have called it quits after five years of apparently not so blissful union.
A source close to the actress tells Us Weekly, “Drew said they needed some time off.”
A friend of Moretti’s confirms, “Fab is now living […]

Jeremy Piven and John Cusack are Dunzo

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007

I feel so terrible for these two, but I will admit that I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw this piece in the news. John Cusack and Jeremy Piven appear to have ended their decades long friendship.

“No comment. I mean, you could fill in the blank, I bet,” the 41-year-old actor says when asked how […]

Faith Hill and Tim McGraw Finito?

Monday, January 8th, 2007

I know we all remember Faith Hill’s little “outburst” when Carrie Underwood won the Female blah blah blah award. Right? No? Oh, well, recall the horrified Faith exclaiming something along the lines of, paraphrasing, “WHAT THE EFF????” So, now, word on the street is the reason she snapped was because she and her husband of […]

Dita Von Teese Leaves Marilyn Manson, World Alternately Shrugs and Thinks, It’s About Damn Time

Friday, January 5th, 2007

The pastiest couple on earth has disbanded. Marilyn Manson and Dita Von Teese are now single pasty people, forced to wander the earth alone, chewing on black-painted fingernails and lamenting the paths their dark, burlesque and goth-filled lives have taken, until such time that Manson finds another girl way too hot for him and Dita […]

Wilmer Valderrama & Mandy Moore Back On?

Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007

She has a forgiving soul, Mandy Moore does. Even though Wilmer Valderamma recently boasted on the Howard Stern show about taking her virginity, Star Magazine says they are back to being bf & gf.

Everyone Deserves A Second Chance - Except Pete Doherty

Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007

And yet, Pete Doherty, drug addict/musician/crazy person, seems to have officially landed himself a supermodel wife. He and Kate Moss reportedly married in a Buddhist ceremony during their Thai vacation. And while they may be physical opposites, the two clearly have a lack of mental health in common, because a person would have to be […]

Ryan Phillippe Missing Reese Witherspoon, Cushy Lifestyle

Friday, December 29th, 2006

All Ryan Phillippe wanted for Christmas was Reese Witherspoon back, according to Life & Style.
He wants to win back his estranged wife, Reese Witherspoon! “Ryan misses his family,” an insider close to Reese says. “He’s been calling Reese to tell her how he’s never loved anyone as much as her.”
My guess is all he got […]

Shana Moakler and Travis Barker Couldn’t Find Anyone Else

Wednesday, December 27th, 2006

Admit it, Travis Barker, you thought the bitch slap your ex Shana Moakler gave to Paris Hilton over you was pretty hot. I can’t really think of any other reason why you would be seen making out with Shana, what with your nasty divorce, allegations of infidelity, and the ill-advised divorce party she threw once […]

Is Josh Hartnett Plucking ScarJo’s Black Dahlia Again?

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006

Hooray? I’m trying to muster up enthusiasm, but, as attractive as their kids would be, Josh Hartnett and Scarlett Johansson are a pretty boring celebrity couple. According to Page Six, they’ve rekindled their snooze of a relationship.

Christian Slater and Sharon Stone: Hollywoods Newest/Oddest Couple

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006

Christian Slater: greasy, washed up, and apparently so unlikable a human being that his ex-wife Ryan Haddon was arrested three years ago for smashing a glass into his head. Sharon Stone: not greasy, but her nipples point in different directions as a result of a botched boob job (trust me, I was one of the […]

Pink and Corey Hart Headed toward Irreconcilable Differences

Monday, December 18th, 2006

Sources close to the couple, meaning other blogs that watch their every move veeeery closely, say that Pink and Corey’s one year marriage is practically dunzo. There aren’t enough ways to say “duh” in this world to make finishing this post worth it. [Source]

Beyonce and Jay-z Are Getting Married This Weekend, Mark My Words

Friday, December 15th, 2006

So, I have it on very good (ok, marginally good) authority that Beyonce and Jay-z were only telling half of the truth when they denied that they were getting married last weekend after the rapper’s birthday bash. Why? Because they are actually getting married this weekend in Anguilla. If Monday comes around and Beyonce has […]

“Dancing with the Stars” Should Be Called “Having Sex with the Semi-Famous”

Friday, December 15th, 2006

These “celebrity” competition shows are turning into dating services for D-Listers. First, Kristy Swanson and her married partner on Skating with Celebrities were caught doing a sit spin off the ice, if you know what I’m sayin’. Then the paparazzi snapped pics of Mario Lopez kissing Dancing with the Star’s partner Karina Smirnoff’s ass, Jenny […]

Queen Latifah Breaks up with Girlfriend of Three Years

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006

…and who knew she was gay? Well, rumors have circulated for years about the Queen, but now reports are saying that ‘tifah broke up with girlfriend of three years, Jeannette Jenkins. Concrete Loop reports:
Word has it that Queen Latifah and her rumored girlfriend, Jeanette Jenkins, broke it off after three years of dating. Jenkins is […]

Jennifer Aniston Has Sex with Kevin Federline

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006

Even if it’s just a rumor, it’s possibly the most delicious rumor I’ve heard in a LONG time. Seriously, just thinking about it makes me giddy. Ohnotheydidn’t reports:
After hanging out with former ‘Friends’ costars, Jen made for Club Citrus with some gal pals for some laughs and what became a few too many Limoncello’s. Jen […]

Britney Gets Her Game on

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

Well hayloooo Ms. I-dyed-my-hair-black-again Spears. Who is that fine young man you’re jabbing with your tongue? Oh, it’s Jonathan Rotem? The music producer? The one who previously worked with His Royal Assness, Kevin Federline? Why, yes, yes I think it is. I wonder how that cigarette breath of yours must taste…disgusting is the first word […]

Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling to Wed?

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

Word on the street (or in Life & Style Magazine) is that Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams are going to get hitched on New Years 2006. Life & Style says:
“Ryan didn’t have to repropose,” says the insider. “He and Rachel just agreed it was time to think about getting married again because they had worked […]

Photos of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden

Monday, December 11th, 2006

There was a lot of Nicole Richie news over the past few days, I know. But, I don’t want to deny you of these photos that clearly show Ms. DUIchie hanging out with Hilary Duff’s ex, Joel Madden. Clearly the two are shtupping. [Source]

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Celebrate their Wedding…Again

Monday, December 11th, 2006

TomKat had yet another party that Oprah wasn’t invited to this weekend to celebrate their uber creepy nuptials. Seriously, if these two disappeared into an oblivion, I would not be upset. At all. [Source]

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to Wed in Africa

Saturday, December 9th, 2006

WOOOOOOO. Could this be true? Could Brad and Angie finally be tying the knot? Sources are saying that’s what’s gonna happen, and if it does – I’ll give a thumbs up to that! Shove that Anipooper. [Source]