Cutie of the Day Blog Entries

Brooke Shields Blows Hot and Old

Tuesday, April 10th, 2007

For someone who’s about to turn 42 next month,
Brooke Shields
is still pretty hot. Fine, the wrinkles have become more pronounced than ever, and she’s getting sloppy in her old age: I’m pretty sure that’s lipstick on her teeth there, and she flashed this smile to everyone who were at the Saks Fifth Avenue and […]

Nicole Kidman Is All Aglow

Sunday, April 1st, 2007

Nicole Kidman
is positively glowing these days.
Maybe it’s the way her marriage to country singer
Keith Urban
is working out, or the
persistent rumors
that she’s pregnant. The point is, she showed up at the Annual Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards yesterday looking just as gorgeous as the last time we saw her. Older maybe, but still hot. […]

Melissa Joan Hart Is One Hot Mama

Monday, March 26th, 2007

Remember Melissa Joan Hart?
For those too young to remember, Melissa Joan Hart was the star of two successful television series, Clarissa Explains It All and Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. She was basically a geeky kid in the former, but she started to exude hotness in the latter. She also appeared in a number of teen […]

April Scott Puts Her Daisy Dukes On

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007

Attack of the Show! host Kevin Pereira regards her as a woman with almost perfect proportions, and Maxim included her in its Hot 100 women of 2006 list. Me, I just think she’s hotter than any of the previous Daisy Dukes combined.
OK, Catherine Bach was really hot, and Jessica Simpson was an overtly sexual (read: […]

Emma Roberts Is Growing Up Fast

Sunday, March 18th, 2007

Maybe it’s all that genetically-modified food, but kids today grow up so damn fast that if you blink, they will, in your eyes, turn from really cute rugrats to fully grown men and women.
Such is the case with Emma Roberts, who I first saw in the Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz starrer Blow. She was […]

Hayden Panettiere Looks Nice

Monday, March 12th, 2007

I know that all Heroes fans out there are a bit sore at the fact that they won’t see another episode for more than a month. NBC has declared that the show will go on hiatus and that we’ll have to wait until April 23 to see whether Sylar succeeds in cutting Peter Petrelli’s head […]

Gerard Butler Is One Hot King

Wednesday, March 7th, 2007

Scores of actors have played kings in various movies over the decades, but very few are as hot as Scottish actor Gerard Butler. And what’s more, he’s probably the only actor who gets to play king in nothing more than a cape and a pair of briefs.
But to the disappointment of those who attended the […]

Brittany Daniel Has One Fine Booty

Monday, March 5th, 2007

I’ve always thought of Brittany Daniel as the hotter of the Sweet Valley Twins. In fact, I believe she was the reason why I sat through some episodes of the show which my younger sisters religiously followed.
The series is long dead and gone, and I still have no idea what it was all about, or […]

Hot Slut of the Day, so Funny I Almost Wet Myself

Friday, December 1st, 2006

I’m not even going to write anything here trying to explain to you why this is so wrong and so funny I almost spit out my Kashi Puffs and peed my pants. I’m not going to Heaven today…and that’s ok. [
Source
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George Clooney is, Like, Totally Sexiest

Thursday, November 16th, 2006

Shocker of the century – George Clooney is People’s Sexiest Man Alive…again. You know who I think is the sexiest man alive? The guy who sells me my coffee every morning. Or the guy who picks his nose at the bus stop every morning when I drive past him on my way to work. You […]

CotD: Nathalie Kelley

Wednesday, April 19th, 2006

Nice hair. Nice skin. Nice smile. Nice face. Nice figure.

Checklist complete.

Nathalie Kelley
photo gallery.

CotD: Eva Longoria

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006

She has probably named CotD in the past, but who the hell cares. When you look this good you could be deemed Cutie of the Century for all I care. Still trying to find the physical flaws in this woman because we all know her being a female she has a couple of mental ones…

*takes […]

CotD: Moon Bloodgood

Thursday, March 23rd, 2006

You know what you get if you take the b, d, g, l and m out her name? Oooooo. Awesome and well-deserved. A true cutie for sure.

Moon Bloodgood
photo gallery.

CotD: Ellen Pompeo

Monday, January 30th, 2006

This is what I call a classic beauty. Has all the features you can ask for and of course that’s me just assuming she doesn’t have a penis.

Ellen Pompeo
photo galley.

CotD: Keira Knightley

Tuesday, January 24th, 2006

Easily one of my top 3 favorites here. Keira just has
IT
. Innocence, sexiness, sense of humor, great body…great body? She has no breasts though?! Meh, she has what I need and she is damn beautiful.

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Did you see that? That’s what goes through my mind when I see these pics. Crazy, I know, but that’s what […]

CotD: Paris Hilton

Tuesday, January 24th, 2006

Now I don’t condone being a hooker or an idiot altogether, but I am willing to give props when they are due and damn if Ms. Hilton doesn’t look good here. Whether you love her or hate her you have to admit she has her moments and sometimes those moments even occur with clothes on.

And […]

CotD: Vanessa Minnillo

Friday, January 20th, 2006

Server is getting hammered today (upgrade coming soon) so don’t expect too much from me today. However, I won’t leave you empty-handed so scope the beautiful Vanessa Minnillo.

Vanessa Minnillo
photo gallery.

CotD: Johnny Depp

Thursday, January 19th, 2006

I do this for the ladies and gay guys that read this site. I recognize a pimp when I see one and not afraid to say Depp has them looks that should get all the ladies. Welcome to the first male to grace the
DIC Galley
.

Johnny Depp
photo gallery.

CotD: Sarah Wayne Callies

Wednesday, January 18th, 2006

Enjoy this natural redheaded beauty.

Sarah Wayne Callies
photo gallery.

CotD: Jesse Jane

Tuesday, January 17th, 2006

I’ll probably get flamed for this because she is a pornstar so her body ain’t real, but how many of the celebs on here have real bodies? Anyways, this set of pics just rubbed me the right way, which caused me to start rubbing myself the right way and that’s the rub.

Ooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, moving on…

Jesse Jane
[…]