Douchebags & Assclowns Blog Entries

‘Grey’s Anatomy’ star Isaiah Washington has been fired from the show after ugly publicity that followed when he called a co-worker a “faggot”.
Washington’s contract option was not renewed for next season, series producer ABC Television Studios said Thursday.  The May finale of “Grey’s Anatomy” opened the door for the departure of his character. Burke was […]

A Canadian journalist has sued the producers of the current box office hit, “Knocked Up”, claiming the plot was stolen from her book.
Rebecca Eckler claims there are too many similarities between the movie and her memoir Knocked Up: Confessions of a Hip Mother-to-Be. 
According to globeandmail.com: “The suit alleges that the film about […]

Lindsay Lohan’s flavor of the month, Calum Best, was secretly videotaped snorting coke and romping with two hookers. 
No word on whether he’ll  be joining his girlfriend in rehab.
What a class act!
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The Prince of Pop may just be a run-of-the-mill pedophile in the U.S., however he’s still a big hit overseas. A Brunei prince — who clearly has more money than he knows what to do with — is paying Michael Jackson $10 million to show up at his 25th birthday party. The payday […]

Former Creed frontman Scott Stapp was arrested at his Florida home and charged with assault related to domestic violence.  His wife, Miss New York USA 2004 Jaclyn Nesheiwat, says he came home drunk and got “very angry” when she asked if he was “using drugs.”  According to the report, he grabbed an Orangina bottle and […]

In a delusional display of an over-inflated ego, R. Kelly compared himself to a host of influential black figures:
“I’m the Ali of today. I’m the Marvin Gaye of today. I’m the Bob Marley of today. I’m the Martin Luther King, or all the other greats that have come before us. And a lot of people […]

Are they serious?
The New York Post reported Amy Fisher is dating Joey Buttafuoco 15 years after their affair ended with Amy shooting Joey’s then-wife, Mary-Jo, in the face.  The new “relationship” will be turned into a reality show.
“I don’t need the money,” he stated to “The Insider”. “I’m really OK emotionally, physically and financially. But […]

Prison life has taken a toll on “Girls Gone Wild” entrepreneur Joe Francis, who recently told a psychiatrist he is suicidal.  According to sources, a death row inmate has been taunting Francis, causing him to break down in tears.  The prison has been described as “extremely uncomfortable” and prone to “terrible” leaks during any kind […]

I’m not sure if that is the exact charge pending against Hugh Grant, but he reportedly did something like that to a pap named Ian Whittaker, who promptly filed a complaint and got the English actor arrested.
The above shots via TMZ give us an idea how it all went down, but here’s a clearer picture […]

The hits just keep coming for pornographer and a-hole extraordinaire Joe Francis, all of them richly deserved. The “Girls Gone Wild” producer, who’s in Florida serving 35 days in jail for contempt of court, just got slapped with a misdemeanor sexual battery charge in L.A. today. It really sucks to be him these days.
L.A. City […]

My day hasn’t really been going all that well, until TMZ posted these shots of “Girls Gone Wild” producer Joe Francis in chains as cops escorted him to Federal Court in Panama City, Fla. earlier today.
Somehow, the sight of a douchebag who made millions taking advantage of girls taking off their clothes on camera shackled […]

I won’t say the pictures obtained by UsWeekly of Laguna Beach douchebag Jason Wahler holding a gun to his temple and pulling the trigger are shocking. I mean, what else can you expect from a bunch of idiotic rich spoiled brats who have no idea what to do with Daddy’s money? It does, however, show […]

TMZ has gotten ahold of a voice mail message that Alec Baldwin purportedly left for Ireland, his daughter by ex-wife Kim Basinger. In it, Baldwin goes ballistic, berating and threatening his daughter like a madman for missing his scheduled call on April 11.
I’ve listened to the audio clip, and believe me, it’s pretty chilling […]

How stupid is Joe Francis? Apparently, very stupid.
As if the other charges he’s facing are not enough, the pornographer gave authorities another reason to keep him in jail longer. He has just been charged with bribing a jailguard for a bottle of water. And to make things more interesting, a subsequent search of his cell […]

The good news, it seems, just keeps on coming.
After his arrest Tuesday in Florida for criminal contempt of court, pornographer Joe Francis has just been indicted today for tax evasion. Francis, who made a fortune out of videotaping girls going wild, allegedly got really greedy and deducted over $20 million in non-existent business expenses.
From ABC […]

It’s about time one of the most arrogant pieces of trash ever went down.
People reports that police have arrested Girls Gone Wild producer Joe Francis while he was on his way to supposedly turn himself in to begin serving time for criminal contempt of court. Panama City airport police in Florida, however, never gave the […]

If this is his way of creating more buzz for the celebrity sex tape he claims to have made with ex-girlfriend and ex-Laguna Beach co-star Lauren Conrad, then he is a lot stupider than I first thought.
Jason Wahler was arrested again this weekend for fighting with some unidentified guy at the Waterfront Marriott in Washington […]

I understand O.J. Simpson was in those stupid Naked Gun movies and probably thinks of himself as some sort of a comedian. But if he’s trying to be funny by claiming that he could be Danniellyn Smith’s real father, he’s failing at it miserably.
When the blond bombshell died last month and at least three men […]

Now it’s time for another dog attack. Actually, it’s Nicole Richie’s boyfriend Joel Madden doing the attacking, but like I’ve said, this one’s about another dog attack. Dogs like bones, don’t they?
Anyway, TMZ is telling us that the Beverly Hills Police Department is looking into a complaint by a female photographer who claimed the Good […]

The biggest frauds in music history are now the subject of an upcoming Universal film.
The story of Milli Vanilli, the duo who lip-synched their way to pop superstardom and a Grammy in the early 90’s, will soon hit the big screen, with “Catch Me if You Can” screenwriter Jeff Nathanson writing and directing.
Nathanson, who presented […]