Douchebags & Assclowns Blog Entries

Who do you think is the worst “reality show” mom? Kate Gosselin or Kris Jenner? In case you don’t know, Kris Jenner is the mother of the Kardashian whores from Keeping Up with  the Kardashians and spin off Khloe and Kourtney Take Miami. Kate Gosselin is the mother of eight from Jon & Kate Plus […]

 
Of course stupid BET is giving dog killer Michael Vick a reality show! They are the only network that would do such a thing! A spokesman from PETA says: “People who abuse animals don’t deserve to be rewarded.”
The dumb BET producers say: “The tone of Vick’s show will be serious and somber as it […]

Watch douchebag Jon Gosselin lie to America on Larry King Live! He’s such a sad man! No wonder Kate doesn’t want his punk ass! The only reason he wants Kate Plus 8 to end is because he got fired! He was fine with it on Friday, now it’s bad for his kids? Puh-Lease! He needs to […]

 
Jon Gosselin was fired from TLC, so he naturally lashed out! Not only did he delay his divorce but he also banned any cameras shooting his children or coming in his home! Remember that kid growing up who threatened to take his ball home when he didn’t get picked for a team?
Well, that’s Jon […]

 
Spencer Pratt talks crap about former Hills co-stars Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge, saying that they both made huge mistakes for their careers by leaving the show.
On Lauren:
“Her ego ruined her life and her career — I pray for her every day and we’d all love for her to come back to The Hills when she realizes […]

The famous Disney slut likes it from the back! Watch the video just after the 1:40 mark. You can also hear someone yell “SLUT!” right after! P.S. This bitch can’t sing!

 
The Gosselin kids have to say goodbye to their dogs, Shoka and Nala. The bad dad, Jon Gosselin, has raised the German shepherds since last winter when they were puppies! But now Jon is giving the dogs back and blames it on Kate! What a douchebag! Michael Vick much?

Pathetic Chris Brown is heartbroken and misses Rihanna! The picture above is of RiRi on Tuesday laughing, probably at her ex’s Tweet! Chris says, “sorry yall, just one of those days.”
He then Tweeted:
“You need to chose what you do cause you and me in love,but ima make it up to you and show the world im a […]

 
 Kanye West does not want to be the next Chris Brown and have everyone hate him, so he apologizes quickly and multiple times! He almost cries when Jay Leno asked him what his dead mother would think of all this? Very touchy. Radio station Kiss 95.1 in Florida has dropped all Kanye music from their […]

 
Taylor says:
“Well, I was standing on stage because I was really excited because I had just won the award. And then I was really excited because Kanye West was on stage. And then I wasn’t so excited anymore after that.” On the celeb and fan support: “I’ve been getting so many text messages and everybody’s […]

 
Blame it on the alcohol! Kanye was drinking Hennessy all night during the VMA’s but read his fake apology:
 “I’m sooooo sorry to Taylor Swift and her fans and her mom. I spoke to her mother right after and she said the same thing my mother would’ve said. She is very talented! I like the lyrics about […]

In case you missed the awsome VMA’s last night, here is the drama: Taylor Swift was against Beyonce, Katy Perry, Kelly Clarkson, Lady Gaga and Pink and won “Best Female Video” during the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. But asshole Kanye West ruined her big award night! When Taylor was giving her acceptance speech on […]

It was a Pickles and Ice Cream baby shower for Kendra! It was a Girls Next Door reunion on Wednesday for Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt, who treated their pregnant friend Kendra Wilkinson to a baby shower. “Kendra was really excited about the shower. It wasn’t a surprise or anything so she was really looking […]

 
Jermaine Jackson, announced the first round of performers taking part in the bash at the imperial Schoenbrunn Palace. 20-25 artists are expected to take part in the “very special tribute,” which Jackson said would feature “unforgettable music, as well as [shed] light on this wonderful humanitarian.” But this will NOT include Chris “douchebag” Brown!

While TLC viewers were watching Jon Gosselin dress in drag for his daughters Monday night on TV, he was busy living it up during his last night in Sin City. The father of eight was in the club, chain-smoking and ordering a bottle of Dom Pérignon for $650. He then went over to XS at […]

 
Brody Jenner and his Playboy Playmate girlfriend, Jayden, were in tow celebrating his birthday when the pair witnessed perpetual troublemaker Joe Francis unrelentingly hitting on a girl they know. Jayde, who felt that the girl was being harassed, threw a drink on the Girls Gone Wild douche and Francis physically retaliated. The felon reportedly then punched […]

Chris Brown’s decision to go out clubbing after court yesterday could cost him big-time.
Hours after receiving a probation order in court requiring the 20-year-old to “abstain from the use of all alcoholic beverages and stay out of places where they are the chief item of sale.” If Chris Brown broke his probation by being at […]

Jon Gosselin also has something to say:  “I wish I had a 9 to 5 job instead of the nightmare I’m living. This is 24/7,” said the idiot, “I don’t even want to do taping for the show anymore.” 
The bad father of eight has taken Homewrecking Hailey to France, funded a week in The Hamptons with Kate 2.0, […]

Heidi says, “I grew up watching Britney Spears. That’s someone I inspire to be, you know, like, career wise. I think the world is ready for the next pop star and I’m ready to be the next pop galaxy, so here we go.”
Kristin Cavallari said: “I was really impressed,” Cavallari reportedly told UsMagazine.com on Monday […]

 
California prosecutors have charged Megan Wants a Millionaire contestant Ryan Alexander Jenkins with murder in the death of his ex-wife, 28-year-old model Jasmine Fiore. Fiore’s badly beaten nude body was discovered Saturday morning, stuffed inside a blood-stained suitcase that had been tossed into a dumpster. She had been strangled. The Orange County District Attorney’s Office […]