Douchebags & Assclowns Blog Entries

 
This morning, Swiss officials announced that
Roman Polanski
won’t be extradited to the United States to face the child sex charges against him.
The decision, according to the Swiss, was made after months of waiting for the U.S. to provide a confidential testimony in the case from 1977-1978. The U.S. rejected this request and now the Swiss […]

 
Although we’re not sure what he could possibly have to offer, Jon Gosselin is penning a book.
The tome, which is being written with the help of his life-coach, Sylvia Lafair, will be titled
A Slice Of Life: Jon Gosselin’s Story
.
Lafair, who takes Jon on soul searching missions into the Pennsylvania mountains for $10,000 a pop, said:
“The […]

Mel Gibson
is in the middle of a nasty custody battle, was recorded by former girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva saying absolutely horrific racial and misogynist slurs after he threatened her life, and she realized she needed proof to build a case against him court.
The source claims:
“Oksana’s motivation for recording this was to show Mel how mean […]

Lawrence Taylor
has been indicted on rape charges for the incident involving a 16-year old girl prostitute he allegedly hired.
In addition to rape, the grand jury also indicted the NFL Hall of Famer on the following charges: criminal sexual act, sexual abuse, endangering the welfare of a child, and patronizing a prostitute.
Taylor was arrested in […]

 
And one of them was visibly pregnant!
Girls Gone Wild creator
Joe Francis
has been accused of attacking two female employees after he discovered them sending information to a news media outlet saying negative things about him!
A source reveals:
“Joe grabbed the cell phone of a female employee at Mantra Films. The employee was using the phone to […]

 
Although it appears that
Larry King
and his wife,
Shawn Southwick
, have forgiven each other for their indiscretions, they seem to forgetting about the other parties involved - Shawn’s sister and Larry’s ho on the side, Shannon Engemann!
A source says:
“Shannon is absolutely furious. She feels betrayed by Larry. She claims that he made her all these promises […]

 
On the heels of Sandra Bullock’s announcement that she’s filed for divorce and gotten single custody of their secretly adopted son,
Jesse James
has just released this following statement:
“My whole life has been full of hard decisions.
The decision to let my wife end our marriage, and continue the adoption of Louis on her own, has been […]

Brooke Mueller
caught husband
Charlie Sheen
with another escort before he was spotted with Angelina Tracy! A source says:
 ”Brooke saw hotel keys and even saw them in the same place together once. But Charlies just denies everything. They had a huge fight. She knew he was cheating on her.”

In fact, this first escort introduced Charlie […]

 
The Parents Television Council wants FOX to know that if they truly intend to put
Howard Stern
in the empty seat left behind by Simon Cowell, they are going to have a BIG problem!
President of the PTC, Tim Winter release the following statement:
“Given ‘American Idol’s’ extreme popularity with family audiences, I hope that Fox will put […]

 
John you have left me completely speechless.
John Mayer
did an interview with
Playboy
that revealed some under lying racism. Here what this asshole said:
MAYER: It depends on what I picked up. My two biggest hits are “Your Body Is a Wonderland” and “Daughters.” If you think those songs are pandering, then you’ll think I’m a douche bag. It’s […]

 
John Edwards’s cancer ridden wife,
Elizabeth Edwards
, has finally seen the light. The former democratic presidential candidate has put his poor wife through hell and back. The politician has finally admitted that his former whore’s baby is indeed his love child.
Elizabeth has FINALLY dumped his lying, cheating ass. Good for her!
But you have must admit that it must […]

Tonya Harding
had her rep release the following statement to
The Insider
about the death of Nancy Kerrigan’s father:
“Tonya feels very sad for Nancy and her family and extends her deepest sympathy and condolences to them. Tonya’s beloved dad, Al Harding, passed away this April, so she understands the grief Nancy and her families are feeling […]

Elin Nordegren
, wife of
Tiger Woods
, made a visit to see her hubby at the Gentle Path rehab center in Hattiesburg, Mississippi. Arriving on a private jet, Elin spent 5 days with Tiger to participate in his treatment program. Sources close to the couple are saying that the marriage is not over. They both want to […]

Who do you think is the worst “reality show” mom?
Kate Gosselin
or
Kris Jenner
? In case you don’t know, Kris Jenner is the mother of the Kardashian whores from
Keeping Up with  the Kardashians
and spin off
Khloe and Kourtney Take Miami
. Kate Gosselin is the mother of eight from
Jon & Kate Plus 8
. Now Kate seems to […]

 
Of course stupid BET is giving dog killer Michael Vick a reality show! They are the only network that would do such a thing! A spokesman from PETA says:
“People who abuse animals don’t deserve to be rewarded.”

The dumb BET producers say: “The tone of Vick’s show will be serious and somber as it focuses on […]

Watch douchebag Jon Gosselin lie to America on Larry King Live! He’s such a sad man! No wonder Kate doesn’t want his punk ass! The only reason he wants
Kate Plus 8
to end is because he got fired! He was fine with it on Friday, now it’s bad for his kids? Puh-Lease! He needs to get […]

 
Jon Gosselin was fired from TLC, so he naturally lashed out! Not only did he delay his divorce but he also banned any cameras shooting his children or coming in his home!
Remember that kid growing up who threatened to take his ball home when he didn’t get picked for a team?

Well, that’s Jon Gosselin.

Days after […]

 
Spencer Pratt talks crap about former
Hills
co-stars Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge, saying that they both made huge mistakes for their careers by leaving the show.
On Lauren:

“Her ego ruined her life and her career — I pray for her every day and we’d all love for her to come back to
The Hills
when she realizes her move didn’t […]

The famous
Disney
slut likes it from the back! Watch the video just after the 1:40 mark. You can also hear someone yell “SLUT!” right after! P.S. This bitch can’t sing!

 
The Gosselin kids have to say goodbye to their dogs, Shoka and Nala. The bad dad, Jon Gosselin, has raised the German shepherds since last winter when they were puppies! But now Jon is giving the dogs back and blames it on Kate! What a douchebag! Michael Vick much?