Douchebags & Assclowns Blog Entries

Pathetic Chris Brown is heartbroken and misses Rihanna! The picture above is of RiRi on Tuesday laughing, probably at her ex’s Tweet! Chris says,
“sorry yall, just one of those days.”

He then Tweeted:
“You need to chose what you do cause you and me in love,but ima make it up to you and show the world im a changed […]

 
 Kanye West does not want to be the next Chris Brown and have everyone hate him, so he apologizes quickly and multiple times! He almost cries when Jay Leno asked him what his dead mother would think of all this? Very touchy. Radio station Kiss 95.1 in Florida has dropped all Kanye music from their […]

 
Taylor says:
“Well, I was standing on stage because I was really excited because I had just won the award. And then I was really excited because Kanye West was on stage. And then I wasn’t so excited anymore after that.”
On the celeb and fan support:
“I’ve been getting so many text messages and everybody’s been […]

 
Blame it on the alcohol! Kanye was drinking Hennessy all night during the VMA’s but read his fake apology:
 “I’m sooooo sorry to Taylor Swift and her fans and her mom. I spoke to her mother right after and she said the same thing my mother would’ve said. She is very talented! I like the lyrics about […]

In case you missed the awsome VMA’s last night, here is the drama: Taylor Swift was against Beyonce, Katy Perry, Kelly Clarkson, Lady Gaga and Pink and won “Best Female Video” during the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. But asshole Kanye West ruined her big award night! When Taylor was giving her acceptance speech on […]

It was a Pickles and Ice Cream baby shower for Kendra! It was a
Girls Next Door
reunion on Wednesday for Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt, who treated their pregnant friend Kendra Wilkinson to a baby shower.
“Kendra was really excited about the shower. It wasn’t a surprise or anything so she was really looking forward to […]

Jermaine Jackson, announced the first round of performers taking part in the bash at the imperial Schoenbrunn Palace. 20-25 artists are expected to take part in the “very special tribute,” which Jackson said would feature “unforgettable music, as well as [shed] light on this wonderful humanitarian.” But this will NOT include Chris “douchebag” Brown!

While TLC viewers were watching Jon Gosselin dress in drag for his daughters Monday night on TV, he was busy living it up during his last night in Sin City. The father of eight was in the club, chain-smoking and ordering a bottle of Dom Pérignon for $650. He then went over to XS at […]

 
Brody Jenner and his
Playboy
Playmate girlfriend, Jayden, were in tow celebrating his birthday when the pair witnessed perpetual troublemaker Joe Francis unrelentingly hitting on a girl they know. Jayde, who felt that the girl was being harassed, threw a drink on the
Girls Gone Wild
douche and Francis physically retaliated. The felon reportedly then punched Jayde in […]

Chris Brown’s decision to go out clubbing after court yesterday could cost him big-time.
Hours after receiving a probation order in court requiring the 20-year-old to “abstain from the use of all alcoholic beverages and stay out of places where they are the chief item of sale.” If Chris Brown broke his probation by being at […]

Jon Gosselin also has something to say: 
“I wish I had a 9 to 5 job instead of the nightmare I’m living. This is 24/7,”
 said the idiot
,
 
“I don’t even want to do taping for the show anymore.” 

The bad father of eight has taken Homewrecking Hailey to France, funded a week in The Hamptons with Kate 2.0, purchased […]

Heidi says,
“I grew up watching Britney Spears. That’s someone I inspire to be, you know, like, career wise. I think the world is ready for the next pop star and I’m ready to be the next pop galaxy, so here we go.”

Kristin Cavallari said:
“I was really impressed
,” Cavallari reportedly told UsMagazine.com on Monday night.
“It […]

California prosecutors have charged
Megan Wants a Millionaire
contestant
Ryan Alexander Jenkins
with murder

in the death of his ex-wife, 28-year-old model
Jasmine Fiore
. Fiore’s badly beaten nude body was discovered Saturday morning, stuffed inside a blood-stained suitcase that had been tossed into a dumpster. She had been strangled. The Orange County District Attorney’s Office also revealed today that all of […]

 
Pete Wentz is embarrassed by the other dumb Simpson because of her drunk partying ways! A while back, there was the incident where Ashlee Simpson publicly berated Pete Wentz’s ex-girlfriend, Michelle Trachtenberg. Now, the idiot instigated a fight with her husband on Saturday night, on what was supposed to be his special day! Pete had […]

 
Speidi’s interview:
Spencer on Lauren Conrad’s sex tape:

“I was lying about being apologetic [about spreading sex tape rumors], and I hate lying…Yes, I facilitated the rumor, but it was true. Lauren was acting like she was little miss perfect goody two-shoes while [her ex-boyfriend] Jason Wahler was trying to shop the tape. The tape exists!”
Heidi on new season […]

She had that one coming. Notice how fast her face changes. Vanessa needs to just laugh at herself just like her best friend is (sitting next to her). Why did he make fun of her?
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Spencer Pratt shows off his wife Heidi Montag’s latest Playboy cover for the paparazzi.The red carpet was the perfect place to flaunt the September 2009 issue of Playboy.The two fame whores were at the special screening of G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra held at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre on Thursday in L.A. What happened to […]

Former
Laguna Beach
star and Lauren’s ex from
The Hills
, Jason Wahler, is in trouble again for getting drunk and throwing his shoes! While heavily intoxicated, Jason tried to get into the Ocean Avenue Brewery, but the bouncer wouldn’t let him in! Jason got inside anyway, so the bouncer threw him out! Jason made it inside again, and […]

 
Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush’s split may have been caused from them BOTH cheating! It was Kanye West’s close relationship to Kim that pissed Reggie off. Reggie saw texts from Kanye on Kim’s phone and flipped out on her! Sources say,“
The texts referenced a night they hung out, how much fun he had, how hot […]

UPDATE: Okay the video is working now!
 
Listen to this amazing diss track to Mariah Carey and hubby Nick Canon! Here are some highlights:
“Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee Wow Mariah, I didn’t expect her to go balls out. Bitch, shut the fu*ck up before I put all […]