Douchebags & Assclowns Blog Entries

 
Pete Wentz is embarrassed by the other dumb Simpson because of her drunk partying ways! A while back, there was the incident where Ashlee Simpson publicly berated Pete Wentz’s ex-girlfriend, Michelle Trachtenberg. Now, the idiot instigated a fight with her husband on Saturday night, on what was supposed to be his special day! Pete had […]

 
Speidi’s interview:
Spencer on Lauren Conrad’s sex tape:
“I was lying about being apologetic [about spreading sex tape rumors], and I hate lying…Yes, I facilitated the rumor, but it was true. Lauren was acting like she was little miss perfect goody two-shoes while [her ex-boyfriend] Jason Wahler was trying to shop the tape. The tape exists!”
Heidi on […]

She had that one coming. Notice how fast her face changes. Vanessa needs to just laugh at herself just like her best friend is (sitting next to her). Why did he make fun of her? CLICK HERE!

Spencer Pratt shows off his wife Heidi Montag’s latest Playboy cover for the paparazzi.The red carpet was the perfect place to flaunt the September 2009 issue of Playboy.The two fame whores were at the special screening of G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra held at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre on Thursday in L.A. What happened to […]

 
Former Laguna Beach star and Lauren’s ex from The Hills, Jason Wahler, is in trouble again for getting drunk and throwing his shoes! While heavily intoxicated, Jason tried to get into the Ocean Avenue Brewery, but the bouncer wouldn’t let him in! Jason got inside anyway, so the bouncer threw him out! Jason made it inside […]

 
Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush’s split may have been caused from them BOTH cheating! It was Kanye West’s close relationship to Kim that pissed Reggie off. Reggie saw texts from Kanye on Kim’s phone and flipped out on her! Sources say,“The texts referenced a night they hung out, how much fun he had, how hot […]

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Listen to this amazing diss track to Mariah Carey and hubby Nick Canon! Here are some highlights: “Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee Wow Mariah, I didn’t expect her to go balls out. Bitch, shut the fu*ck up before I put […]

 
Just six months into their marriage, Fergie and Josh Duhamel are on the rocks! The two “are clashing night and day, and they’re desperately trying to get a handle on their problems,” says a friend of the couple. “Publicly they’re painting a picture of sheer bliss, but behind the scenes, cracks in their young marriage […]

 
Confirming the split with Demi which had been observed by their Twitter fans, Trace Cyrus said: “Demi is one of my good friends and I definitely became very, very close with her [very close huh?] in the past few months, and it’s something I really wanted to make work. But unfortunately, we both have very busy […]

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(Im sorry, by the way I have a new album coming out, buy it! ) What a little bitch! We know the apology is fake! You can tell he is reading that script word for word! He is only doing this because he has no choice! The only reason why he is “sorry” is […]

Yes this is pothead Hailey Glassman. Do you think she will make a good step mom for Jon & Kate’s eight kids?

 
Let the teenage drama begin! Even though Trace Cyrus is NOT a teenager! Looks like Miley and Demi won’t be “Disney friends” anymore! For the idiots that said Demi and Trace were “just friends” read the following Twitter:
Demi-
“I know there’s such thing as a Mr. Right… But can there be such thing as a Mr. Not Right Now…?”
“Ur So Gay - […]

Mariah Carey is smarter than you think! Chris Brown thought him and MiMi were cool, but she wanted him gone! Mariah didn’t want to be anywhere near Chris Brown during a private reception that was held at the Beverly Wilshire hotel last week after Michael Jackson’s memorial. Sources say that Chris tried to sit next to Mariah but […]

The day before their $2 million Manhattan wedding, Spurs forward, Richard Jefferson dumped his fiance, former Nets slut dancer Kesha Ni’Cole Nichols. The gold digger needs to go back to dancing and kiss the good life good bye! Kesha immediately called her family and friends to cancel, Jefferson waited until two hours before the planned ceremony to notify […]

 
This is disgusting!  Morgan Freeman intends to marry his 27-year-old step-granddaughter! The 72 year old actor has been having an affair with step-granddaughter E’Dena Hines, now, reports are stating that the two will wed once Morgan’s divorce proceedings are final. Family insider says: “Becoming Mrs. Morgan Freeman has been E’Dena’s goal.”

Who cares!?!?! Right? She’s a train-wreck coke whore! The whore arrived at her girlfriends house at 2:45am on Wednesday morning in hysterics because her house had been robbed and the police needed to be called. Lohan is too dumb to call police herself! Loud crying was heard moments after she entered the house. Oh the […]

 
This season of The Hills is going to have a lot of drama because everyone hates Audrina! Kristin Cavallari seems to be the start of all the drama. Audrina is also jealous because all of the attention Kristin is getting, bitch stole her spot light!
The girlfriend of Brody Jenner, Jayde, says: “I don’t really get […]

Demi Lovato and Miley’s older brother, Trace Cyrus, confessed their public lust for each other via Twitter.
Trace to Demi: “@ddlovato you don’t realize how excited I am! My tour manger is bookin my flight now! Your all I’ve thought about ever since I left town. <3″
Demi to Trace: “@tracecyrus soon! I’m so excited!!!! <3″
Is this […]

 
Whoa!!! Chris Brown is going to get the beat down he should have got a long time ago! From who? Kanye West! He was spotted making out with Kanye’s on and off again girlfiend, Amber Rose, at P.Diddy’s white party in Beverly Hills. Chris Brown went to the party with an ugly version of princess RiRi, Teyana Taylor, […]

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This is why she should not get custody of Michael’s children, she seems crazy! It has been confirmed that Debbie Rowe will not be attending Michael Jackson’s memorial. Rowe’s camp claims she and MJ were friends for almost two decades before they got married, so it only makes sense for […]