Douchebags & Assclowns Blog Entries

Three cheers for the attention seekers.
The more I hear about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, the more I want to punch the producers of The Hills for giving them a slice of popularity. Curse you MTV! So Heidi has confirmed that she wants to record a Christian album. Holy shit, who the hell told you that […]

 
The grossest thing of the day is probably the pictures of Hulk Hogan rubbing his hands all over his daughter’s ass.
Wait! It’s “OKAY” just because he was applying sun tan lotion. Uhm excuse me, since when do people need sun-tan lotion on their ass…when they’re wearing a BIKINI!? Brooke responds to our response over these […]

Ahahahah! Naomi Campbell has been BANNED from Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday concert on Friday.
BANNED! THE BITCH HAS BEEN BANNED! Thank goodness for that. At least somehow, she’s getting punished for being a bitch to the world. She actually had the audacity to wear a 46664 baseball cap. ( For those who aren’t aware of the […]

“I never thought I’d have a daughter.”- Tori Spelling.
Oh trust me Tori, we never even thought you’d get married, get a job, get your own TV reality show, or have kids. But you did it…*sigh*. So Tori sold her infant’s soul to OK! magazine had some annoying interview that is filled with joyous bullshit. […]

Ahh, this is what will be expected when Heidi finally realizes that nobody likes her.
And yet another shitty song has been released by reality celebrity, Heidi Montag. Well, its called “fashion”. I don’t really know whats so fashionable about it because it’s just more awful than anything. The vocals are all electronic so it […]

 
Here lies another example of what an idiot Linda Hogan is.
When I thought things couldn’t get any more stupider with the Hogans- they just did. On May 22 Linda decides to be awesome and call 911 because she reportedly saw Hulk Hogan outside of the house. She was “shaking” and very “scared” because she had […]

Britain is even worse when it comes to dealing
with THEIR stars and the law.
Lets imagine you assault two police officers. You’d
probably get some sort of time in jail and have to
pay a hefty amount of money. But just for kicks and
giggles- lets say you assaulted the officers…on an
airplane. Things don’t look so good for […]

NOW I’M REALLY AGGRAVATED.

Kristin Davis is visiting Israel to
do some lame photo shoot for Ahava skin
products- whatever the f*** that is. At a
news conference this dumb fool was praising
Israeli women for their natural quality, love
of fashion and “being comfortable in their
own skins.”
Uhm…just because they aren’t AMERICAN
doesn’t mean that they are going to be
insecure and not […]

 
These two idiots need to shut up and move on
with their boring ass lives.

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are at it..
again. How freaking surprising. Christ, this
is getting so old and boring. He had left some
disturbing messages on her answering machine and
called her a ” f****** n*****”.
We know whats going to happen. He will be classified
as […]

EWWWWWW!!!! Mario Lopez is named sexiest Bachelor
of 2008!
Who the hell was in charge of this? People
magazine obviously have THEIR people on crack for awarding
this douche to be sexiest bachelor. His stupid little pose
was to imitate the amazing Mark Wahlberg. Mario ain’t got
shit on Mark. Oh and get this- Brody Jenner came in second
place??? Why […]

 
What’s worse than a cat fight? Then again what’s hotter
than a cat fight? A bunny fight.
That’s right, according to TMZ Hugh Hefner’s primary
prostitute Holly Madison and sporty whore Kendra
Wilkinson are in a brawl. For all those scientists
out there, on a pH scale- Holly would be a an acidic 0
and Holly would be a basic 14. […]

Tila Tequila is a conceited snob who thinks
just because she’s got her own reality show
she’s the next Jesus Christ Superstar.
WTF.
Read what she told US Magazine on same-sex
marriage.
It is because of me - I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement,” she told Usmagazine.com at the Hollywood premiere of The Love Guru on Wednesday. “Before […]

‘Grey’s Anatomy’ star Isaiah Washington has been fired from the show after ugly publicity that followed when he called a co-worker a “faggot”.
Washington’s contract option was not renewed for next season, series producer ABC Television Studios said Thursday.  The May finale of “Grey’s Anatomy” opened the door for the departure of his character. Burke was […]

A Canadian journalist has sued the producers of the current box office hit, “Knocked Up”, claiming the plot was stolen from her book.
Rebecca Eckler claims there are too many similarities between the movie and her memoir Knocked Up: Confessions of a Hip Mother-to-Be. 
According to globeandmail.com: “The suit alleges that the film about […]

Lindsay Lohan’s flavor of the month, Calum Best, was secretly videotaped snorting coke and romping with two hookers. 
No word on whether he’ll  be joining his girlfriend in rehab.
What a class act!
Source

The Prince of Pop may just be a run-of-the-mill pedophile in the U.S., however he’s still a big hit overseas. A Brunei prince — who clearly has more money than he knows what to do with — is paying Michael Jackson $10 million to show up at his 25th birthday party. The payday […]

Former Creed frontman Scott Stapp was arrested at his Florida home and charged with assault related to domestic violence.  His wife, Miss New York USA 2004 Jaclyn Nesheiwat, says he came home drunk and got “very angry” when she asked if he was “using drugs.”  According to the report, he grabbed an Orangina bottle and […]

In a delusional display of an over-inflated ego, R. Kelly compared himself to a host of influential black figures:
“I’m the Ali of today. I’m the Marvin Gaye of today. I’m the Bob Marley of today. I’m the Martin Luther King, or all the other greats that have come before us. And a lot of people […]

Are they serious?
The New York Post reported Amy Fisher is dating Joey Buttafuoco 15 years after their affair ended with Amy shooting Joey’s then-wife, Mary-Jo, in the face.  The new “relationship” will be turned into a reality show.
“I don’t need the money,” he stated to “The Insider”. “I’m really OK emotionally, physically and financially. But […]

Prison life has taken a toll on “Girls Gone Wild” entrepreneur Joe Francis, who recently told a psychiatrist he is suicidal.  According to sources, a death row inmate has been taunting Francis, causing him to break down in tears.  The prison has been described as “extremely uncomfortable” and prone to “terrible” leaks during any kind […]