Douchebags & Assclowns Blog Entries

 
Just six months into their marriage, Fergie and Josh Duhamel are on the rocks! The two “
are clashing night and day, and they’re desperately trying to get a handle on their problems,”
says a friend of the couple.
“Publicly they’re painting a picture of sheer bliss, but behind the scenes, cracks in their young marriage are […]

Confirming the split with Demi which had been observed by their Twitter fans, Trace Cyrus said:

“Demi is one of my good friends and I definitely became very, very close with her

[very close huh?]

 in the past few months, and it’s something I really wanted to make work. But unfortunately, we both have very busy schedules – […]

UPDATE: Video works now! Watch it!

(Im sorry, by the way I have a new album coming out, buy it! )

What a little
bitch!
We know the apology is fake! You can tell he is reading that script word for word! He is only doing this because he has no choice! The only reason why he is “sorry” is because Hollywood has […]

Yes this is pothead Hailey Glassman. Do you think she will make a good step mom for Jon & Kate’s eight kids?

Let the teenage drama begin! Even though Trace Cyrus is NOT a teenager! Looks like Miley and Demi won’t be “
Disney
friends” anymore! For the idiots that said Demi and Trace were “just friends” read the following Twitter:
Demi-
“I know there’s such thing as a Mr. Right… But can there be such thing as a Mr. Not Right Now…?”

“Ur So Gay -

Katy
Perry

…… […]

Mariah Carey is smarter than you think! Chris Brown thought him and MiMi were cool, but she wanted him gone! Mariah didn’t want to be anywhere near
Chris Brown
during a private reception that was held at the Beverly Wilshire hotel last week after
Michael Jackson
’s memorial. Sources say that Chris tried to sit next to Mariah but she quickly told […]

The day before their $2 million Manhattan wedding,
Spurs
forward,
Richard Jefferson
dumped his fiance, former
Nets
 
slut
dancer
Kesha Ni’Cole Nichols.
The gold digger needs to go back to dancing and kiss the good life good bye!
 
Kesha immediately called her family and friends to cancel, Jefferson waited until two hours before the planned ceremony to notify his friends.
“He called about two […]

 
This is disgusting!
 Morgan Freeman
intends to marry his 27-year-old step-granddaughter! The 72 year old actor has been having an affair with step-granddaughter
E’Dena Hines
, now, reports are stating that the two will wed once Morgan’s divorce proceedings are final. Family insider says: “
Becoming Mrs. Morgan Freeman has been E’Dena’s goal.”

Who cares!?!?! Right? She’s a train-wreck
coke
whore! The whore arrived at her girlfriends house at 2:45am on Wednesday morning in hysterics because her house had been robbed and the police needed to be called. Lohan is too dumb to call police herself! Loud crying was heard moments after she entered the house. Oh the horror, […]

 
This season of
The Hills
is going to have a lot of drama because everyone hates Audrina! Kristin Cavallari seems to be the start of all the drama. Audrina is also jealous because all of the attention Kristin is getting, bitch stole her spot light!
The girlfriend of Brody Jenner, Jayde, says:
“I don’t really get along with Audrina, […]

Demi Lovato
and Miley’s older brother, 
Trace Cyrus
, confessed their public lust for each other via
Twitter.

Trace to Demi: “@ddlovato you don’t realize how excited I am! My tour manger is bookin my flight now! Your all I’ve thought about ever since I left town. <3″
Demi to Trace: “@tracecyrus soon!
I’m so excited!!!! <3″
Is this legal? Like […]

 
Whoa!!! Chris Brown is going to get the beat down he should have got a long time ago! From who? Kanye West! He was spotted making out with Kanye’s on and off again girlfiend, Amber Rose, at P.Diddy’s white party in Beverly Hills. Chris Brown went to the party with an ugly version of princess RiRi, Teyana Taylor, […]

UPDATE:

Video is working now! Watch it!

This is why she should not get custody of Michael’s children, she seems crazy! It has been confirmed that
Debbie Rowe
will not be attending
Michael Jackson’s
memorial. Rowe’s camp claims she and MJ were friends for almost two decades before they got married, so it only makes sense for her to attend. […]

Mischa Barton and some friends were enjoying an evening at a club in London when Mischa decided to drag one of the girls into the ladies room. The problem was that she tried to get both herself and her friend into one stall. The bathroom attendant insisted that she move to another one by herself. Though she appeared […]

(Yes, this is 
Kevin Jonas
and Rose Boy!) Now Megan Fox is officially a bitch! The video interview was fake and false! Rose Boy “Harvii” got flown in by Kodak to meet the sexy star and she was no where to be found!
Reports say: Kodak flew him to New York, hoping to get him an audience with Fox on the […]

Future train-wreck/Paris/Britney/Lindsay:

Miley Cyrus, 16, is at the center of another controversy because of photos posted on director Adam Shankman’s

yFrog page.

In one pic, Miley is seen with her back and ass against Shankman’s chest and penis, while in another, she’s posing and squatting on a chair acting like a whore!
Shankman has responded to the pictures,
saying
:
“Miley is a sweet angel who works tirelessly […]

 
A plea bargain has been accepted in the assault case against Chris Brown. Brown will require to spend 180 days in a labor domestic violence program and get five years probation for felony assault. If he violates his probation in any way, he’ll get four years in prison. Hopefully he does violate his probation and gets his […]

 
The heiress wore a bikini for a photo shoot while in Dubai! Officials in Dubai are not pleased with Paris, who is in the city filming another season of her
My New BFF
reality show, which will broadcast around the Middle East. Although she is in the United Arab Emirates, where wearing revealing clothes or acting […]

In this interview, Megan Fox apologizes for ignoring the little boy who tried to give her a rose.
Click the link to see pictures of her being a bitch and the boy heartbroken–>
http://www.damnimcute.com/the-juicy/boy-tries-to-give-megan-fox-a-rose/

American Idol
runner up David Archuleta must be devastated because his dad, James Jeffrey Archuleta, uses his son’s money to pay for sex!
In January, police in Midvale, Utah, busted a massage parlor called Queens Reiki. According to court documents, they found a female masseuse with a male client who admitted “receiving sexual gratification from said masseuse.” That […]