Douchebags & Assclowns Blog Entries

Who cares!?!?! Right? She’s a train-wreck coke whore! The whore arrived at her girlfriends house at 2:45am on Wednesday morning in hysterics because her house had been robbed and the police needed to be called. Lohan is too dumb to call police herself! Loud crying was heard moments after she entered the house. Oh the […]

 
This season of The Hills is going to have a lot of drama because everyone hates Audrina! Kristin Cavallari seems to be the start of all the drama. Audrina is also jealous because all of the attention Kristin is getting, bitch stole her spot light!
The girlfriend of Brody Jenner, Jayde, says: “I don’t really get […]

Demi Lovato and Miley’s older brother, Trace Cyrus, confessed their public lust for each other via Twitter.
Trace to Demi: “@ddlovato you don’t realize how excited I am! My tour manger is bookin my flight now! Your all I’ve thought about ever since I left town. <3″
Demi to Trace: “@tracecyrus soon! I’m so excited!!!! <3″
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Whoa!!! Chris Brown is going to get the beat down he should have got a long time ago! From who? Kanye West! He was spotted making out with Kanye’s on and off again girlfiend, Amber Rose, at P.Diddy’s white party in Beverly Hills. Chris Brown went to the party with an ugly version of princess RiRi, Teyana Taylor, […]

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This is why she should not get custody of Michael’s children, she seems crazy! It has been confirmed that Debbie Rowe will not be attending Michael Jackson’s memorial. Rowe’s camp claims she and MJ were friends for almost two decades before they got married, so it only makes sense for […]

Mischa Barton and some friends were enjoying an evening at a club in London when Mischa decided to drag one of the girls into the ladies room. The problem was that she tried to get both herself and her friend into one stall. The bathroom attendant insisted that she move to another one by herself. Though she appeared […]

(Yes, this is Kevin Jonas and Rose Boy!) Now Megan Fox is officially a bitch! The video interview was fake and false! Rose Boy “Harvii” got flown in by Kodak to meet the sexy star and she was no where to be found!
Reports say: Kodak flew him to New York, hoping to get him an audience with Fox on the […]

Future train-wreck/Paris/Britney/Lindsay: Miley Cyrus, 16, is at the center of another controversy because of photos posted on director Adam Shankman’s yFrog page. In one pic, Miley is seen with her back and ass against Shankman’s chest and penis, while in another, she’s posing and squatting on a chair acting like a whore!
Shankman has responded to the pictures, saying: “Miley is a […]

 
A plea bargain has been accepted in the assault case against Chris Brown. Brown will require to spend 180 days in a labor domestic violence program and get five years probation for felony assault. If he violates his probation in any way, he’ll get four years in prison. Hopefully he does violate his probation and gets his […]

 
The heiress wore a bikini for a photo shoot while in Dubai! Officials in Dubai are not pleased with Paris, who is in the city filming another season of her My New BFF reality show, which will broadcast around the Middle East. Although she is in the United Arab Emirates, where wearing revealing clothes or […]

In this interview, Megan Fox apologizes for ignoring the little boy who tried to give her a rose. Click the link to see pictures of her being a bitch and the boy heartbroken–> http://www.damnimcute.com/the-juicy/boy-tries-to-give-megan-fox-a-rose/

 
American Idol runner up David Archuleta must be devastated because his dad, James Jeffrey Archuleta, uses his son’s money to pay for sex!
In January, police in Midvale, Utah, busted a massage parlor called Queens Reiki. According to court documents, they found a female masseuse with a male client who admitted “receiving sexual gratification from said masseuse.” That […]

There was a rumor that Paris went running back to Doug at 4am, but that was just a rumor! She was sleeping by 2:30am and would never resort to that! One of the reasons for the break up was Paris caught Doug talking to his ex-girlfriend at a club. When Paris saw the two, she threw lemons at […]

No wonder her husband, John, is cheating on her! Before the interview with the cameras recording, watch how she denies her child water. Either way, both parents are awful!

Fashion designer, Karl Lagerfeld had some unkind words to say about Heidi Klum and Seal. Lagerfeld talked about Seal’s lupus: “I am no dermatologist but I wouldn’t want his skin. Mine looks better than his. He is covered in craters.” Then he tried to make Heidi seem like a nobody by saying: “I don’t know […]

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This is a must see! Spencer Pratt is such an idiot! This rap video of him and Heidi Montag is so funny. What do you think of Spencer’s rapping skills?

 
Chris Brown and L.A. Fitness are being sued by a gym member/photographer for assault and battery, false imprisonment, intentional infliction of emotional distress, negligence and premises liability. The photographer shot a photo of Chris playing ball with his friends but then his bodyguards yelled at him, when he tried to leave the gym an L.A. Fitness employee tried to […]

Spencer Pratt told paparazzi that he challenges rapper Eminem in a fight! The loser explained how he was going to fight him, and said he would beat his a**! If Eminem hears about this, he’s going to ask who the hell is Spencer? Not only is Spencer hated by Lauren Conrad and America, but he’s […]

REALLY?! Ohhhh really?! Well congratufuckinlations you stupid stupid idiots who finally admitted that shit.
Yesterday the extremely smart National Bureau of Economic Research stated how the economy is at it’s lowest in a very very long time. Here’s a little overview of what a recession is for my economically challenged readers:
A recession happens when the […]

 
Leona Lewis is so fucking annoying!!!!!!!!!!!
Like holy shit her music is just the most whiniest, corniest shit I have ever heard. AND PEOPLE ACTUALLY EAT THAT CRAP UP! And she’s FUGLY. It’s like she’s a mix of sad face Taylor Swift with Solange Knowles. Horrible. What dreadful music…
All the songs sound the same, and she’s […]