Douchebags & Assclowns Blog Entries

There was a rumor that Paris went running back to Doug at 4am, but that was just a rumor! She was sleeping by 2:30am and would never resort to that! One of the reasons for the break up was Paris caught Doug talking to his ex-girlfriend at a club. When Paris saw the two, she threw lemons at […]

No wonder her husband, John, is cheating on her! Before the interview with the cameras recording, watch how she denies her child water. Either way, both parents are awful!

Fashion designer, Karl Lagerfeld had some unkind words to say about Heidi Klum and Seal. Lagerfeld talked about Seal’s lupus: “I am no dermatologist but I wouldn’t want his skin. Mine looks better than his. He is covered in craters.” Then he tried to make Heidi seem like a nobody by saying: “I don’t know […]

Wait 22 seconds for the video to start…
This is a must see! Spencer Pratt is such an idiot! This rap video of him and Heidi Montag is so funny. What do you think of Spencer’s rapping skills?

 
Chris Brown and L.A. Fitness are being sued by a gym member/photographer for assault and battery, false imprisonment, intentional infliction of emotional distress, negligence and premises liability. The photographer shot a photo of Chris playing ball with his friends but then his bodyguards yelled at him, when he tried to leave the gym an L.A. Fitness employee tried to […]

Spencer Pratt told paparazzi that he challenges rapper Eminem in a fight! The loser explained how he was going to fight him, and said he would beat his a**! If Eminem hears about this, he’s going to ask who the hell is Spencer? Not only is Spencer hated by Lauren Conrad and

America, but he’s going […]

REALLY?! Ohhhh really?! Well congratufuckinlations you stupid stupid idiots who finally admitted that shit.
Yesterday the extremely smart National Bureau of Economic Research stated how the economy is at it’s lowest in a very very long time. Here’s a little overview of what a recession is for my economically challenged
readers
:
A recession happens when the GDP ( […]

Leona Lewis
is so fucking annoying!!!!!!!!!!!
Like holy shit her music is just the most whiniest, corniest shit I have ever heard. AND PEOPLE ACTUALLY EAT THAT CRAP UP! And she’s FUGLY. It’s like she’s a mix of sad face Taylor Swift with Solange Knowles. Horrible. What dreadful music…
All the songs sound the same, and she’s […]

Miley Cyrus
might leave us to pursue photograhy. Maybe she wants to take crotch shots of her little model boyfriend, who really isn’t as hot as eveyronemakes him seem.
He looks sort of like a pretty boy and I’m personally not enthused by that sort of bullshit. A man is supposed to have a dominant appeal […]

Evan Rachel Wood
, that whore who attempts to pull off a Dita Von Teese, has moved on to Joseph Gordon-Levitt, 27-year old 3rd Rock Hottie.
It’s nice she’s finally dating someone around her age, and perhaps she will quit the burlesque act and be herself again.  But this post isn’t about her relationship with him. It’s […]

I’m not saying she’s discriminating, the bitch
Miley Cyrus
just prefers Christians.

You can see what I am talking about by clicking
HERE
. She recently had an interview with Ellen DeGeneres and then started being extremely improper and unprofessional. When Ellen asked her about Justin, she just started acting like a 3-year-old. Unfortunately nobody sent her to […]

I bet the Heatherettes inspired
Britney Spear’s
new costume.
She looks find of fake though.
  She looks really fucking fake. Shit would look better if she tried to go for a Dita Von Teese look…except not trying too hard like slut-ass Evan Rachel Wood-damn I hate that bitch. Anywho, Britney looks ridiculous.
I don’t think this outfit […]

Isn’t listening to
Miley Cyrus
whine about 7 things she hates about you an awesome way to celebrate Thanksgiving?
Like I totally think of her when I think of the Native Americans and the European immigrants in Plymouth Plantation, 1621.  Disney decided to fuck up our ears by forcing us to watch Miley Cyrus, The Cheetah Girls […]

50 cent is a fucking sell-out
.
Yeah! I said it. I can’t believe he went from benig awesome is 2002 to an MTV reality “star”. His new show,
50 Cent: The Money and the Power
is debuted last night.  And it was SHIT.  He’s just trying to be like Donald Trump in the Apprentice!!! Nobody can pull […]

In an interview with
Cosmopolitan
,
Jessica Simpson
’s ass decided to have a word about relationships.
I’d always fall for guys I wanted to save
. Okay I had no idea you thought yourself as Jesus. Then the bitch decided to add-
for the first time, I fell in love with someone who saved me
. Wasn’t that a line in […]

Marylin Manson
and skank ass whore, home-wrecker Evan Rachel Wood are apparently over.
Now, I love my girl Dita Von Teese, and only she can pull off anything burlesquey. Evan stole her man, and then Evan went through an identification confusion thinking she was Dita Von Teese.
She even started dressing like her! She probably stole her […]

Kate Moss
looks disturbing.
She always has. I don’t understand what’s so gorgeous about a toothpick with noodle hair. Maybe someone should explain it to me.  And all this bitch does is snort shit. I know she’s a model…but there are fresh faces out there and this twat needs to go home.
Agreed?

Wait…the word douchebag just doesn’t cut how fucking incredibly awful this human is.
This guy, William Balfour is a convicted felon who is the prime suspect in murdering
Jennifer Hudson
’s mother, brother and nephew.
You want to know how old her nephew was? 7 years old. Seven fucking years old. Let me repeat that in caps: SEVEN YEARS […]

Seriously kids.
I agree with my honey buns
Anderson Cooper
, these people are just AWFUL.  Gosh, Ali Lohan is SOO ugly. I can’t stop thinking how much she looks like a hooker here! Does she think she looks like one of the Pussy Cat Dolls? Hell to the fuck no.
 Her mother is such a fucking faker. Look […]

Apparently
Miley Cyrus
‘ boyfriend likes to borrow her clothing.
This young dude at the top is her 20-yr-old boyfriend Justin Gaston. What the eff!? Miley looks so damn old on the bottom! Why so red Miley? I knew that bitch always had a lot of make-up on at all those damn Disney Events. But methinks that […]