Douchebags & Assclowns Blog Entries

Katie Holmes
is so ridiculous! Who honestly thought this bitch could sing?
Even my dog is barking furiously at the computer….I keep telling my precious pup that the crazy alien lady won’t force him into scientology!
But seriously, my friends, this is just an awful perfomance that should be suffocated immediately. Pull the plug and fire […]

I’m tired of
Linsday Lohan
opening her mouth and typing on her blog.
I’m tired of looking at her disgusting body, face, hair. She must smell like a cigarette, just like her pootang-pal Sam Ronson.
Anyways, last July Lindsay hijacked an SUV while under the influence. Three dudes were in it: Ronnie Blake, Jackson Sutter and […]

Ever wonder what fans of baseball teams do when their team is a failure?
Well,
Yankees
fans and Yankees haters like to poke fun at the baseball playas! These four guys are making A-Rod so effing pissed off with the Madonna pictures…BUT it’s so hilarious at the same time.
Damn, I would post pictures of that bitch inside […]

This is
Miley Cyrus’
demonstration of what would happen if she sneezed while giving head.
It’s pretty disgusting actually, since she’s got chipmunk teeth. Who wants chipmunk teeth sinking into their package-honestly?
If this bitch get’s more Claire’s jewlery I swear she’ll look like my great Aunt Lenore who still thinks it’s hip being a […]

And in other whore news, The
Jonas Brothers
continue to make thousands of girls scream…but not
sexually
because they’re all “virgins”. Cough.
Just when I thought I was going to enjoy a nice game of football on Thanksgiving ( Dallas Cowboys vs. Seattle Seahawks)…I was wrong.
The Jonas Brothers will be performing during the halftime show.
Seriously….thanksgiving is a […]

John Mayer
realized his missing dick was still attached to Jennifer Aniston.
The hoes are back together to hit it off again.  Apparently they were seen in L.A. smooching. I’m sure that Jennifer did some vodoo shit for this to happen. She probably used his pubic hair to make him come back to her. What a […]

This hoe has me so confused.
According to the
National Enquirer

Jamie Lynn
is pregnant.  According to some other people, Jamie is not pregnant.  According to some sort of “family” member, Jamie is pregnant AGAIN. Who to believe?
So apparently…Jamie is being forced to abort her “fetus”. That would be bad considering how religious her family is..right…religious Spears. […]

Sarah Palin
is not who I am describing in the headline.
Fox News
decided to cover the cover of
Newsweek
. (Ha, ha-play on words) Anyways- check out this Newsweek cover on the top. To me, it looks like any other cover. Another important figure just spreading their message. Yet, some dumbass Republican media “consultant” went on Fox […]

Joe Jonas
is a douche for dumping Taylor Swift.
Joe Jonas is too in love with his hair to be dating Taylor Swift. He ended it with her over the phone. Come on Joe, get some effing class.
You know have the money to fly over to Taylor to say: peace out hoe! Oh well, I always thought […]

Remeber the story about
Sarah Palin
’s yahoo email account being hacked into?
Well the dude David C. Kernell just turned himself in and was charged with “breaking into the Republican vice presidential nominee’s personal e-mail account.”
I had no idea that they made a law called that. Wowzers! Anyways, the kid plead not guilty and he’s released without […]

I don’t like
Hef’
s new soon to be girlfriends (Kristina and Karissa Shannon).
I grew up loving Kendra, Bridget and Holly (okay well not so much Holly, she was kind of annoying). The twins don’t even look funny. They’re probably not twins. You can make anyone twins with a little bit of plastic surgery.
FYI: The chick […]

Yes parents.
Your 8-year-old daughter is now going to ask you to get her belly button pierced. ALL THANKS TO
MILEY CYRUS
!

If
Miley Cyrus
was a dude, she would be douchebag of the day every flipping day.
Anyways, we need to shut the bitch down. Remember that whole ridiclous Disney birthday celebration she had? Well she’s not only pissed off tons of parents with the tickets being 250 a pop…but she’s also pissing of the locals. Some dude […]

 
Let’s piss on his grave. We waited for this for 13 years….
O.J
will most likely be spending the rest of his life tossing the salad in jail for armed roery, armed burglary, armed kidnapping, consipracy and assualt with a deadly weapon. Let’s not forget he’s also going to jail for being a kniving bitch.
Murdererrrrrrr!!!!

The hoes were spotted wearing bikinis and simmering in the sun.

Linsday
has a hot body, but Sam…not so much. I was actually expecting Sam to be in some trunks and a wife-beater. However, that is too high of an expectation.

Samantha’s cleavage made me want to puke my perfect taco that I just ate.  It’s […]

While his friend was dying he was smiling about his sentence!
Like many young, hollywood stars-
Nick Hogan
made some mistakes and ended up putting his best friend in a vegitative state. But that’s okay because HE HAS MONEY and he can get a wimpy-ass-sentence AND he can even cut that sentence short for good behavior!
This […]

Yes I know, it’s Tuesday- but we already have our douchebag of the week/weekend.
Let me introduce the great golf-player
Jack Nicklaus’
alleged grandson: Beruch Zegeye. This 17-year-old douchebag attends Benjamin School in North Palm Beach, Florida. Shocking ey? Anyways, the rich bitch is accused of killing a motorist in a DUI crash on Sept. 13. […]

 
And today on Mother’s Gone Wild…
Apparently a federal porn investigation has been launched after a picture of innocent
Jamie Lynn Spears
breast feeding was stolen. What sick f*** would honestly jack off to that shit…other than Hulk Hogan?
The real question to be asked is why did Casey Aldridge took several of these pictures with his digital camera? […]

This bitch is so ugly. SOOO ugly.
And I know you’ve heard that a million times but these bikini pictures have GOT TO STOP. Holy hell, you just want to lock her up in a room and tell her to never come out. Does she really think she has a hot body? Who lied to her? […]

This look is really overated.
This is NOT
Jenna Jameson
. This is her best friend Aubrey O’Day from the absolutely ridiculous Pussy Cat wannabee group Danity Kane. Anyways, what the hell is this?  She looks like she just snorted some crack, put some tranny makeup on and placed her dog on her head.
This photo is just one […]