Cheap & Trashy Blog Entries

All the special treatment Lindsay Lohan’s been getting the past week from administrators of the Wonderland rehab facility she’s checked in is starting to sow resentment among her fellow residents.
And understandably so. TMZ says Lindsay has a masseur, hairstylist and makeup artist to cater to her every whim, and that the child actress-turned wild child […]

It might have been Alicia Keys’ 27th birthday party, but the Grammy-winning singer was hardly the center of attention Wednesday night at Bed in New York. That honor reportedly went to Kimora Lee Simmons, who was being her well-raised and dignified self by screaming her lungs out at some woman who allegedly threw a drink […]

Gross alert: Fearing that her surgically removed appendix would find its way into eBay, Lindsay Lohan reportedly keeps the aforementioned body part stored in her freezer, along with her ice cream and coke stash.
Yuck.
The actress/singer was convinced her removed organ might fall into the wrong hands so she asked hospital staff to preserve it so […]

Paris is a Hilton, and makes millions out of inexplicably many product endorsements, yet she’s cheap enough not to cough up a measly $208 for a locker in an L.A. storage facility. And now she’s finding out why people should not forget to pay for something as seemingly trivial as a locker bill.
A new website, […]

Lindsay Lohan doesn’t like to play it safe, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. She was spotted not only hanging out with, but having a girly sleepover with none other than Paris Hilton. Paris, of course, was a major part of the Firecrotch scandal that broke over the summer. P6 writes:
Lindsay Lohan is playing […]

I looooovvvvvveeeeee me some Laguna Beach, drama and all. I also love young celebrimorons framing themselves via the beast known as MySpace. Nikki, from LB Season 3 has posted pictures of herself on MySpace partaying the night away cutting up some lines and blowin’ the house down. WWLCD? WWKD? I know Laguna Beach High has […]

If I had a bagillion dollars and wanted to stay in a particularly posh suite in a particularly posh hotel and my name was Posh, I might shell out an extraordinary amount of money to do so. Coincidentally, Posh and her delicious husband, Becks (a.k.a. David Beckham) did just that. Rumor has it that the […]

Michael Jackson is working with the Black Eyed Peas in an attempt to stage a comeback. Well, this would be the comeback from the depths of hizzell and a damn miracle if he ever actually made it. Whacky McGee has been runnin’ all over town talking to peeps like Billy Bush telling them about his […]

Shanna Moakler decided to do a tete-a-tete with TMZ, and shared some thoughts about her BFF, Paris Hilton. And by BFF I mean the person she hates the absolute most in the world next to her soon-to-be-ex husband. Shanna says:
“I know myself and I’m sure that the rest of America is sick of having that […]

I knew it wouldn’t be long until the next episode of Anna-Nicole’s totally effed up life was released. This one guest stars Grandma as the conspiracy theorist. Reports are now out that Daniel’s Grandmother (Daniel being the dead son) thinks he was murdered. She said:
“He didn’t take an overdose,” says Virgie Arthur, Daniel’s grandmother. “It […]

CBGB’s, the famous music joint that has gloriously seeded up the Bowery in New York for more than 30 years closed its doors for the last time yesternight. Having personally walked through the doors of CBGB’s myself I felt a need to pay homage. Of course, in 2008 I might be here telling y’all about […]

My baloney has a first name, it’s all-the-crap-that-comes-out-of-Sienna-Miller’s-mouth. My baloney has a second name it’s Sienna-Miller-should-get-a-new-publicist. The actress has made a statement denying accounts saying that she threw a temper tantrum like a petulant child outside a bar in Pittsburgh when the bouncer wouldn’t let her in when she was sans ID.
“I wholeheartedly refute the […]

OMG…Um, ok, so Brody Jenner (of the I used to date Kristen Cavallari and then Nicole Richie fame) was spotted on Wednesday night canoodling with Lauren “LC” Conrad at Mel’s Diner in Los Angeles on the Sunset Strip. So, we’ve all had high school rivals, but seriouisly ladies, how loggerheaded are we? Nicole – I […]

I knew this Anna-Nicole saga would continue like a bad soap opera, but who knew the next installment would come so quickly! It’s like real life TiVo! Anyhoo, Anna-Nicole’s Bahamian lawyer, Michael Scott, has not-so-quietly resigned as her counsel. In an interview with the AP, Scott cited “disagreements on matters of strategy and concerns about […]

Awwwwwww yeeeah…who feels lucky to have TWO…count them…uno, two Kevin Federline posts today?
I have shocking news and not-so-shocking news. Not-so-shocking: In a shining moment of insecurity, Kevin Federline made it known to his wife, the cheeto-loving celebritard formerly known as Britney Spears, that she is absolutely not to have any male back-up dancers in her […]

I am glad to see we have a modern day medusa on our hands here. I wonder what comes out when she uncrosses her legs now?
*shiver
*puke
Can someone hold me?
Sharon Stone photo gallery.

Everytime I come back to this picture I continue to simply say WTF. Not even with a question mark or an exclamation mark, but a period. I say it calmly and in a non-excitable way. It’s not easy to do, but either was walking out looking like a coke fiend with your chest being branded.
Hoebag.

This woman owes me $3,000 because I just punched a hole into my 30″ LCD screen after seeing these pics and I still can see her ass. You know she got some before, during and after the show, but that doesn’t give her the right to show everyone where she got it.
All ass, no class.
Donni […]

First a little background for everyone in the audience who may have been too young or not even bored to know what’s going on here. This story should give you al the information you need. This heifer was at the Lingerie Bowl this year and I can’t even fathom why.

Now I’m not really mad at […]

I saw somewhere someone posted a comment about Britains being extrememly happy that Paris Hilton isn’t English. Well this tramp has her beat by about 20 cup sizes and 500 men. Nipples after the jump.