Cheap & Trashy Blog Entries

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
A studio executive has reportedly said that
Cher
might just play catwoman in the upcoming Batman film!!!
WHAT THE EFF??? This can’t be possible. Cher is almost 125 years old. There’s just no way her body could move in the kitty suit. Megan Fox would be MY number one choice. Way to fail Batman reps.

God, when we thought this bitch was out of the spotlight, she came crawling back in.
Tila Tequila’s
girlfriend- Courtenay Semel has been arrested for slapping some hoe outsitde of a nightclub in Vegas. Oh goody gum-drops, does this mean we’re going to hear that Tila is crying and shit? If so, hopefully that will be […]

Amy Winehouse
is going to rehab again! Yes! Yes! Yes!
And her daddy knows she ain’t fine.  Russel Brand ( you know the dude from
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
and upcoming host of MTV music awards) apparently suggested the clinic she is going to.  Winehouse’s dad spoke out saying- “This is a very good idea. If she can […]

Holy shit did it really take
Matthew Broderick
that long?
Honestly, I was expecting this bitch to cheat on Sarah Jessica Parker years ago and then leave her.  God she looks like a witch.  I bet she’s got the laugh down and everything.
So after 11 years of marriage
Star
magazine claims that: -
We exclusively report that while […]

Thats so effing appropriate when you have millions of children watching you on Disney.
Vanessa Hudgens
and Zac Effron need to get their shit private.  Honestly, what the bloody hell are they thinking? If they’re so horny to get their freak on, just take it to the bed inside a room.  We all know they’re screwing […]

The hype and anticipation for
Lindsay Lohan’s
third studio album is elevating at an exponential level.
It will be called
Spirit In The Dark
. Hm…the title is interesting, now does this
Spirit
refer to her lesbian self and how she’s still in the closet…so that gives away the
Dark
part? Yep. I’m pretty damn sure that’s what it means.
Let’s take […]

The grossest thing of the day is probably the pictures of
Hulk Hogan
rubbing his hands all over his daughter’s ass.
Wait! It’s “OKAY” just because he was applying sun tan lotion. Uhm excuse me, since when do people need sun-tan lotion on their ass…when they’re wearing a BIKINI!? Brooke responds to our response over these nasty […]

I don’t know who dresses Rihanna, but whoever it is needs to rethink their career and their existence.
At the BET awards, she almost killed some dozen people with her flashy, layered, cake-like dress. What the hell was that? Her hair…her lipstick..her essence are murdering her reputation. I think Big Bird looks wayyyyy better than her.”Beautiful […]

Here lies another example of what an idiot
Linda Hogan
is.
When I thought things couldn’t get any more stupider with the Hogans- they just did. On May 22 Linda decides to be awesome and call 911 because she reportedly saw Hulk Hogan outside of the house. She was “shaking” and very “scared” because she had a […]

Britain is even worse when it comes to dealing
with THEIR stars and the law.
Lets imagine you assault two police officers. You’d
probably get some sort of time in jail and have to
pay a hefty amount of money. But just for kicks and
giggles- lets say you assaulted the officers…on an
airplane. Things don’t look so good for you. […]

Holy shit. What the hell is my grandmother’s
table cloth doing on
Nicole Richie
?
What in the world is she wearing? While she was
trying to lose baby fat, did she miss and puke
all over another dress and then was forced to wear
this one? Look at that hair? Is that the Kate Moss
on drugs look? Because she’s got that […]

Tila Tequila
is a conceited snob who thinks
just because she’s got her own reality show
she’s the next Jesus Christ Superstar.
WTF.
Read what she told
US Magazine
on same-sex
marriage.
It is because of me - I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement,” she told Usmagazine.com at the Hollywood premiere of The Love Guru on Wednesday. “Before it came […]

Ever had an affair with a politician? Know someone who has?  This could be your lucky day!
Hustler
magazine publisher Larry Flynt told the
Examiner
“that the newspaper ad he took out last week offering a million-dollar bounty for evidence of illicit sexual activity with lawmakers has yielded about 200 tips so far. […]

Paris Hilton
may have already been
sentenced to 45 days in prison
for something that she really did commit, but instead of being humbled or anything, she shoots her mouth off the day after she was sentenced and told people that she basically is nothing more than a victim here.
“I told the truth yesterday. I feel […]

OK, so there’s a video of
Lindsay Lohan
shoving coke up a friend’s nose. So she snorted 20 lines of cocaine in one night alone. So she’s engaged in f**kfests with singer
James Blunt
, model
Calum Best
, and was quoted as saying she was planning on doing so with
Jude Law
. So her stay at the Wonderland treatment centre […]

If the Los Angeles City Attorney who has filed documents asking that
Paris Hilton
be jailed for 45 days for violating her probation ever decide to run for public office, he’ll definitely win by a landslide.
Paris must show up in court tomorrow for driving on a suspended license, which was the result of her DUI arrest […]

“You’re Beautiful” singer
James Blunt
and supermodel
Petra Nemcova

have split
, but Blunt lost no time in finding a worthy replacement in the person of
Paris Hilton
.
They were spotted Wednesday night swapping spit at the Roosevelt Hotel club Teddy’s in L.A. So I guess that means Hilton’s supposed boyfriend
Josh Henderson
will have to bear with the essence of […]

Apparently,
Britney Spears
thinks all her problems started when she hired
Larry Rudolph
as her manager. After all, it was Rudolph who introduced Britney to
Paris Hilton
, and it was all downhill from there. So she decided to fire his ass and re-hire PR expert
Leslie Sloane-Zelnik
to make the firing look good in the media and help her mount […]

We all know how Heroes star
Hayden Panettiere

feels about being mistaken for Lindsay Lohan
. But if her most recent pic over at
Egotastic
is any indication, she better prepare herself for more comparisons to the recent rehab graduate.
Unless my eyes are deceiving me, the pic shows the regenerating TV cheerleader licking an unidentified girl’s breast. That’s right, […]

This is not another Paris Hilton celebrity sex tape, but it’s nasty just the same.
MediaTakeOut swears it has a photo of Paris Hilton squatting before and holding a thick black hose purportedly owned by Gnarls Barkley rapper/singer Cee-Lo Green.
Given Paris’ reputation of getting into the pants of every Tom, Dick and Harry, pun intended, that […]