Movie Review Blog Entries

 
I’m a big fan of unrealistic books as you can tell…
That being said, I’ve always been a big supporter of the Harry Potter books. Well, as most of you know- J.K. Rowling is going to release The Tales of Beedle the Bard. She’s basically milking the cow here. The book is about clues and hints […]

 
This weekend was a HUGE profit for all the people from Twilight! Here’s the top ten movies:
1. Twilight, $70.6 million
2. Quantum of Solace, $27.4 million
3. Bolt, $27 million
4. Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa, $16 million
5. Role Models, $7.2 million
6. Changeling, $2.6 million
7. High School Musical 3: Senior Year, $2 million
8. Zack and Miri Make a Porno, […]

   
I must begin by explaining to you that my opinions on the movie can be taken as biased since I am absolutely and irrevocably in love with the actors and the book. * Long sentence, deep breath!*
Are you ready? I thought that the movie was an awesome introduction to the Twilight Saga. Most critiques argue […]

Alright kiddies I HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE YET. I will tonight around 10Pm EST, so I should have a review by the morning 3PM EST.
However here are a few places who have and this is what they had to say:
Los Angeles Times: LOVED IT.
*Entertainment Weekly: LOVED IT.
Associated Press: HATED IT.
Emanuel Levy: HATED […]

 
We just posted THIS but the Associated Press is saying that Twilight is going to suck balls big time.
We are extremely offended at them, they clearly do not understand the books like us awesome fans do. The review was probably written by someone who tried to compare the book to the movie and did not […]

I know, I know-some of you will say HOW CAN YOU COMPARE EDWARD TO HARRY.
I just did. Harry Potter didn’t make me giggle like a school-girl. Edward Cullen did. Harry Potter rushed to marry Ginny and didn’t leave us any intimate details….but Bella and Edward left us many a detail! Sure […]

 
The James Bond movies have been on of the most succesful action movies…but Quantum of Solace failed.
They  not only provide you action, romance and humour- they provide you an original plot.  However, after viewing this movie all I could think about was… THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM.  Don’t get me wrong, it was a good film, but it […]

 
Seriously TWILIGHT FOR THE WIN.
This shit is making me WAYYY TOOO EXCITED! I’ve read all the books, love the characters, enjoy the actors. I have super high expectations for this movie and trust me, I will do a movie review for this. I’m expecting awesome acting and a lot of chemistry between the actors.
And that […]

This trailer for Tennessee looks annoying. Watch HERE.
Mariah Carey has the same monotone voice as she had in glitter. Absolutely nothing has changed with her horrific acting skills. The movie would be better without Mariah Carey in it.
It’s about two brothers, finding their father…and something to do with finding a donor and other […]

 
Yeah this isn’t good….I enjoyed watching the trailer for Zac Efron’s new movie 17 Again.
How awkward…he seems…so funny! Agh, I feel like a little girl watching Zac Efron. I just want to dance with him and giggle at all his ridiculous jokes. Shit people. This movie might actually be good.
Watch the trailer HERE.

 
I’m actually EXTREMELY EXCITED for the Twilight movie!
I’ve read all the books and I really think that YOU SHOULD TOO! Well, the movie comes out November 21 2008. It’s based on the first book of the Twilight saga. There is a brand new trailer that has the two main characters KISSING.  So hottttt! Makes me […]

 
I know I know, little late. But last night I saw The House Bunny and I must admit, I was slightly impressed.
First off, it’s a cute movie to watch because it’s silly and ditzy. I thought it was a nice light comedy, nothing too crazy. I rate it a B- or a C+ because an […]

 
I don’t even know where to start. I don’t even know how to begin.  I suppose we shall start in the beginning. 
Batman Begins came out in 2005 with an amazing cast- minus Katie Holmes.   After seeing that one I was like yeah there’s no effing way that The Dark Knight is going to blow me […]

 
Holy shit! Are you as excited as I am about The Dark Knight??? Click here to watch the first five minutes of it!

Hot-damn, Will Smith looks delicious in his superhero uniform.
No worries, no spoilers here. The movie Hancock (PG-13) totally earns a C+. Most of you are probably thinking, ” Wtf? No- Will Smith is God. He did not just earn a C+.” This movie was not worth the time and money.
The first half […]