Movie Review Blog Entries

I’m a big fan of unrealistic books as you can tell…
That being said, I’ve always been a big supporter of the
Harry Potter
books. Well, as most of you know- J.K. Rowling is going to release
The Tales of Beedle the Bard
. She’s basically milking the cow here. The book is about clues and hints that helped […]

 
This weekend was a HUGE profit for all the people from Twilight! Here’s the top ten movies:
1. Twilight, $70.6 million
2. Quantum of Solace, $27.4 million
3. Bolt, $27 million
4. Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa, $16 million
5. Role Models, $7.2 million
6. Changeling, $2.6 million
7. High School Musical 3: Senior Year, $2 million
8. Zack and Miri Make a Porno, […]

   
I must begin by explaining to you that my
opinions
on the movie can be taken as biased since I am absolutely and irrevocably in love with the actors and the book. * Long sentence, deep breath!*
Are you ready? I thought that the movie was an awesome introduction to the Twilight Saga. Most critiques argue that […]

Alright kiddies
I HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE YET
. I will tonight around 10Pm EST, so I should have a review by the morning 3PM EST.
However here are a few places who have and this is what they had to
say
:
Los Angeles Times
: LOVED IT.
*Entertainment Weekly
: LOVED IT.
Associated Press
: HATED IT.
Emanuel Levy
: HATED IT. ( But […]

We just posted
THIS
but the Associated Press is saying that Twilight is going to suck balls big time.
We are extremely offended at them, they clearly do not understand the books like us awesome fans do. The review was probably written by someone who tried to compare the book to the movie and did not realize […]

I know, I know-some of you will say HOW CAN YOU COMPARE
EDWARD
TO HARRY.
I just did. Harry Potter didn’t make me giggle like a school-girl. Edward Cullen did. Harry Potter rushed to marry Ginny and didn’t leave us any intimate details….but Bella and Edward left us many a detail! Sure the Twilight […]

 
The
James Bond
movies have been on of the most succesful action movies…but
Quantum of Solace
failed.
They  not only provide you action, romance and humour- they provide you an original plot.  However, after viewing this movie all I could think about was… THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM.  Don’t get me wrong, it was a good film, but it did not […]

Seriously
TWILIGHT
FOR THE WIN.
This shit is making me
WAYYY TOOO EXCITED
! I’ve read all the books, love the characters, enjoy the actors. I have super high expectations for this movie and trust me, I will do a movie review for this. I’m expecting awesome acting and a lot of chemistry between the actors.
And that kiss better be […]

This trailer for
Tennessee
looks annoying. Watch
HERE
.
Mariah Carey
has the same monotone voice as she had in glitter. Absolutely nothing has changed with her horrific acting skills. The movie would be better without Mariah Carey in it.
It’s about two brothers, finding their father…and something to do with finding a donor and other shit. Oh and […]

Yeah this isn’t good….I enjoyed watching the trailer for
Zac Efron
’s new movie 1
7 Again.

How awkward…he seems…so funny! Agh, I feel like a little girl watching Zac Efron. I just want to dance with him and giggle at all his ridiculous jokes. Shit people. This movie might actually be good.
Watch the trailer
HERE
.

I’m actually
EXTREMELY EXCITED
for the
Twilight
movie!
I’ve read all the books and I really think that YOU SHOULD TOO! Well, the movie comes out November 21 2008. It’s based on the first book of the
Twilight
saga. There is a brand new trailer that has the two main characters KISSING.  So hottttt! Makes me want to prance around.
Click
HERE
.
Warning: […]

 
I know I know, little late. But last night I saw
The House Bunny
and I must admit, I was slightly impressed.
First off, it’s a cute movie to watch because it’s silly and ditzy. I thought it was a nice light comedy, nothing too crazy. I rate it a B- or a C+ because an A+ was […]

 
I don’t even know where to start. I don’t even know how to begin.  I suppose we shall start in the beginning. 
Batman Begins
came out in 2005 with an amazing cast- minus
Katie Holmes
.   After seeing that one I was like yeah there’s no effing way that
The Dark Knight
is going to blow me away.   Holy […]

Holy shit! Are you as excited as I am about
The Dark Knight
??? Click
here
to watch the first five minutes of it!

Hot-damn,
Will Smith
looks delicious in his superhero uniform.
No worries, no spoilers here. The movie
Hancock
(PG-13) totally earns a C+. Most of you are probably thinking, ” Wtf? No- Will Smith is God. He did not just earn a C+.” This movie was not worth the time and money.
The first half was genius. […]