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“24″ star Kiefer Sutherland was arrested on suspicion of DUI in Hollywood last night. This is the Sutherland’s second DUI in the past five years. If he’s convicted, it would be a probation violation and he must serve a mandatory minimum of five days in jail.
Oh…and guess who the judge is?  Judge Michael Sauer, the […]

All together now. . .EWWWWWWWW!
This has to be the UGLIEST bikini ever made!
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Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis has been released on $1.5 million bail from a Nevada jail. Francis was placed in custody last month on charges of tax fraud in the amount of $20 million. But Florida officials are looking to try him on charges of sexual performance with a minor […]

Does anyone in Hollywood drive sober anymore? “Criminal Minds” star Shemar Moore was arrested early Friday morning on suspicion of DUI in Los Angeles.
“Mr. Moore displayed signs of alcohol impairment and a DUI investigation was conducted,” according to the CHP arrest report.
Moore was taken to a station where he took a […]

A judge has issued a warrant for Tom Sizemore’s arrest.  According to prosecutors, he violated his probation  after he was booked on drug charges earlier this month.  They are asking the judge to put him away for 16 months.
In the past, he has had legal troubles ranging including  methamphetamine possession, faking a drug test, and […]

The New York Post has a recording of a recent call during which American Idol host Paula Abdul has a complete meltdown. She can be heard crying about her publicist who apparently has told her she’s too old to get on the cover of magazines.
Paula also complained that he had called her a “whining […]

According to MeMe Roth from the National Action Against Obesity, Jordin Sparks is overweight and should not have become the American Idol. In an interview with Neil Cavuto on Fox News, the seemingly underweight Roth argues that skinnier people (like Blake Lewis) should win such competitions because they would be better role models.
Interesting perspective; since […]

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Former “Married With Children” star and wannabe rapper, David Faustino was arrested for marijuana possession. He was arrested in Florida over the weekend after an officer saw him arguing in the middle of the street with his ex-wife. The cops smelled alcohol on his breath and found weed in his pocket.
The charge carries […]

“I AM THE ANTI-CHRIST!”
That’s what Britney Spears reportedly screamed to frightened staff at the Malibu rehab clinic she’s in just before she tried to hang herself with a bedsheet.
And there was something else before all that. According to news.com.au, this latest outburst from Britney started with her scrawling the number of the beast (that’s 666 […]

OK, my FAVE story of the past week had to be Paula Abdul’s drunken lunacy. Seriously, it made my Friday. I feel bad for her, sort of, except for the fact that she shouldn’t have been on whatever she was on before she went on television. National TV or not […]

Wondering what to get your famous, slightly loony actor/director friend this Christmas? Did that life-sized crucifix he asked for turn out to be too expensive? Can’t find that Christmas Carols Sung in Dead Languages CD in stores? Never fear, there is one perfect present for Mel Gibson this holiday season: a DUI. And — oops. […]

As much as I am loathe to revisit Nicole Richie when we have already oversaturated our dear readers with news of the troubled gal’s foibles, this is kind of too good to pass up. TMZ is reporting that this ain’t Nicole’s first time at the DUI rodeo — she was arrested for DUI in 2002 […]

Unlike us mere mortals who take over-the-counter remedies when surfin’ the crimson wave, Nicole Richie settles for nothing less than several Vicodin and a few bong hits. According to Us Weekly, Nicole Richie blames period cramps for her recent DUI and is rather peeved about the inaccuracy of the LAPD scales:

I wish this was shocking news. Alas, ‘tis not. And yes, Ms. Reid looks absolutely shlotted in this picture. Sad, sad Tara Reid.

Ooooh, Jenny Craig is SO gonna kick her ass. Based on these photos, there might be some kick back, but…who knows…maybe they’re photoshopped to make it look like she gained back all the weight she lost the minute she went on Oprah and showed off her new, slimmer figure on Oprah. Seriously, I wish people […]

Lindsay Lohan is maturing before our very eyes. After a year (a year? really?) of AA, Linds finally realized that her illegal drug use had taken a back seat to her drinking, which, let’s face it, is horribly unfair to the drugs. She told PEOPLE how she’s rectifying this problem:

Why on earth would boring people with nothing important to do — like, say Al Gore, Sen. Barack Obama or Bill Clinton — choose not to comment on the grave national crisis that is Lindsay Lohan? Al Gore’s rep would barely admit that the he had ever even spoken to Linds, let alone that he […]

Wesley Snipes’ criminal record is looking as dismal as his IMDB page these days. The actor surrendered to Orlando police and was arrested on tax fraud charges filed last month while Snipes was filming a cowboy movie in Namibia called Who Cares, No One Is Going To See It Anyway. If convicted, he faces up […]

Well, every once in a while things go my way and shizz we hear about but think we’ll never see appears…miraculously…and we get to see them. What has appeared, you ask? Video footage of Jessica Simpson losing her shizz onstage while performing a Dolly Parton tribute. Forget about the fact she looks like she is […]