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Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle Look Alike: JoMilla

Friday, July 3rd, 2009

Ha-Ha! Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle look exactly alike. WTF is a JoMilla? Attention Joe: You look like your dating your older sister! Bad news is, Camilla might be next in line to get engaged to a Jonas Brother. We see a future double wedding with Kevin, Danielle, Joe, and Camilla. How not cute!

Mischa Barton is a Coke Head! Bathroom Club Scandal!

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009

Mischa Barton and some friends were enjoying an evening at a club in London when Mischa decided to drag one of the girls into the ladies room. The problem was that she tried to get both herself and her friend into one stall. The bathroom attendant insisted that she move to another one by herself. Though she appeared […]

Britney’s New Hair Color: Brunette

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

 
Aww, she looks so happy! This is Britney with her new hair color and new man. Do you like her hair color brown or blonde? We think she looks way better blonde! Hopefully this is a wig!

Megan Fox Doesn’t Meet Rose Boy! He Met Others Instead!

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

(Yes, this is Kevin Jonas and Rose Boy!) Now Megan Fox is officially a bitch! The video interview was fake and false! Rose Boy “Harvii” got flown in by Kodak to meet the sexy star and she was no where to be found!
Reports say: Kodak flew him to New York, hoping to get him an audience with Fox on the […]

Rose Boy “Harvii” Found! $5,000 Reward!

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

 
Megan Fox’s rose boy has been found living in the UK. His real name is Harvii and was found by a friend of his, Kim, who sent his Facebook page to prove she knew him. Now Kim just has to wait for the $5,000 reward from Kodak, and Harvii needs to wait for Kodak to fly […]

Vanessa Hudgens is Serious! And Naked Flashback!

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

 
Vanessa Hudgens has decided that she will no longer do musicals, just like the rest of HSM cast.
“It’s great! I mean, I love musicals, I really do, I grew up doing them, so it’ll always have a place in my heart … at the same time, it’s nice to be able to separate the two […]

Miley with her Ass Against her Directors Penis!

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

Future train-wreck/Paris/Britney/Lindsay: Miley Cyrus, 16, is at the center of another controversy because of photos posted on director Adam Shankman’s yFrog page. In one pic, Miley is seen with her back and ass against Shankman’s chest and penis, while in another, she’s posing and squatting on a chair acting like a whore!
Shankman has responded to the pictures, saying: “Miley is a […]

Finally Plea Bargain Reached For Chris Brown Case

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

 
A plea bargain has been accepted in the assault case against Chris Brown. Brown will require to spend 180 days in a labor domestic violence program and get five years probation for felony assault. If he violates his probation in any way, he’ll get four years in prison. Hopefully he does violate his probation and gets his […]

Paris is Officially an Idiot for Breaking the Law!

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

 
The heiress wore a bikini for a photo shoot while in Dubai! Officials in Dubai are not pleased with Paris, who is in the city filming another season of her My New BFF reality show, which will broadcast around the Middle East. Although she is in the United Arab Emirates, where wearing revealing clothes or […]

Megan Fox Apologizes For Being a Bitch!

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

In this interview, Megan Fox apologizes for ignoring the little boy who tried to give her a rose. Click the link to see pictures of her being a bitch and the boy heartbroken–> http://www.damnimcute.com/the-juicy/boy-tries-to-give-megan-fox-a-rose/

David Archuleta’s Dad Prostitution Scandal!

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

 
American Idol runner up David Archuleta must be devastated because his dad, James Jeffrey Archuleta, uses his son’s money to pay for sex!
In January, police in Midvale, Utah, busted a massage parlor called Queens Reiki. According to court documents, they found a female masseuse with a male client who admitted “receiving sexual gratification from said masseuse.” That […]

Lindsay Lohan is a Thief!

Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

 
Lindsay Lohan has been accused of stealing the jewelry loaned to her while shooting for Elle in London!
Lohan has a history of stealing, in the past she was:
- Sued for nabbing a mink coat a worth $11k from a Columbia University student in NYC nightclub
- Accused of stealing over $10k in clothing from her friends.
- Barred from working […]

Paris Vs. Ex Doug

Monday, June 15th, 2009

There was a rumor that Paris went running back to Doug at 4am, but that was just a rumor! She was sleeping by 2:30am and would never resort to that! One of the reasons for the break up was Paris caught Doug talking to his ex-girlfriend at a club. When Paris saw the two, she threw lemons at […]

Celebrity Porn Industry: HIV/AIDS

Monday, June 15th, 2009

Safe sex or get AIDS!?!?! There is an outbreak in the celebrity porn industry of AIDS! According to Los Angeles officials, 16 adult film performers have recently tested HIV positive. One female performer was tested and told she was positive, but worked the next day. She had sex with male performer and her boyfriend, then they had sex with […]

Karl Talks Crap About Heidi and Seal!

Sunday, June 14th, 2009

Fashion designer, Karl Lagerfeld had some unkind words to say about Heidi Klum and Seal. Lagerfeld talked about Seal’s lupus: “I am no dermatologist but I wouldn’t want his skin. Mine looks better than his. He is covered in craters.” Then he tried to make Heidi seem like a nobody by saying: “I don’t know […]

Who Would Bang Lil Wayne?

Friday, June 12th, 2009

Rapper Lil’ Wayne already has two kids with one baby momma and now has two more kids on the way with two other baby mommas! Lauren London and Nivea Hamilton are due around the same time! Wayne plans on marrying Nivea, but will help take care of Lauren’s baby. Who would have un-protected sex with this […]

Knight Rider Dropped (No Shit)

Monday, December 8th, 2008

This is not surprising.
Remakes of amazing televisions shows end up disastrous. The dude who played Mike on Knight Rider was really annoying. He had this baby face thing going on- not a bad boy face. He looked horrible. However, KITT was amazing, like always. KITT really knows how to work his magic. […]

Anorexia Poster Child

Friday, December 5th, 2008

There is nothing funny about anorexia.
And so essentially, there is nothing funny about this picture. Please girls, this is NOT who you want to be. This is ew.  AnnaLynne looks disugsting.

Lily Allen and Don’t Buy Diamonds This Year

Friday, December 5th, 2008

So I was listening to my girl Lily Allen’s new song- The Fear and I really liked it. Click HERE while you are reading.
The words make so much effing sense. There’s a lot of verses that made me really glad that she’s alive. Here’s a line that sort of inspired me:
“I want […]

Perez Hilton Needs To Shut The Hell Up

Friday, December 5th, 2008

 
Seriously Perez, if you don’t have real shit on people don’t write about it.
I hate that about bloggers.  When they try to manipulate jokes that celebrities make to try to make them look bad. It’s like I want to email them a big message of: SHUT THE HELL UP!
So I guess Jennifer Aniston told Oprah […]