Celebrities Need Help Too Blog Entries

Unlike us mere mortals who take over-the-counter remedies when surfin’ the crimson wave, Nicole Richie settles for nothing less than several Vicodin and a few bong hits. According to Us Weekly, Nicole Richie blames period cramps for her recent DUI and is rather peeved about the inaccuracy of the LAPD scales:

I wish this was shocking news. Alas, ‘tis not. And yes, Ms. Reid looks absolutely shlotted in this picture. Sad, sad Tara Reid.

Ooooh, Jenny Craig is SO gonna kick her ass. Based on these photos, there might be some kick back, but…who knows…maybe they’re photoshopped to make it look like she gained back all the weight she lost the minute she went on Oprah and showed off her new, slimmer figure on Oprah. Seriously, I wish people […]

Lindsay Lohan is maturing before our very eyes. After a year (a year? really?) of AA, Linds finally realized that her illegal drug use had taken a back seat to her drinking, which, let’s face it, is horribly unfair to the drugs. She told PEOPLE how she’s rectifying this problem:

Why on earth would boring people with nothing important to do — like, say Al Gore, Sen. Barack Obama or Bill Clinton — choose not to comment on the grave national crisis that is Lindsay Lohan? Al Gore’s rep would barely admit that the he had ever even spoken to Linds, let alone that he […]

Wesley Snipes’ criminal record is looking as dismal as his IMDB page these days. The actor surrendered to Orlando police and was arrested on tax fraud charges filed last month while Snipes was filming a cowboy movie in Namibia called Who Cares, No One Is Going To See It Anyway. If convicted, he faces up […]

Well, every once in a while things go my way and shizz we hear about but think we’ll never see appears…miraculously…and we get to see them. What has appeared, you ask? Video footage of Jessica Simpson losing her shizz onstage while performing a Dolly Parton tribute. Forget about the fact she looks like she is […]

Well, there had been rumors about these two for years – a strain in a marriage here, a strain in a marriage there. You know what’s a straw that breaks the camel’s back? A Malawian baby named David. And apparently that’s what happened. Madgie pants and Guy are apparently not doing so hot, and have […]

OK, I don’t know about you, but I’m not a moron. I know a Britney Spears blind item when I see one. The carazee thing is that today we’ve discovered 4 blind items that are screaming Brit’s name in glory.
Which recently separated celeb has a new habit to go along with her new friends? The […]

You know it’s bad news when Russell Crowe’s publicist quits. That guy is insaaaaayne. [Source]

So we all know – or maybe y’all didn’t know but I know that Jessica Simpson is a huuuuuuuuge Dolly Parton fan. So big, in fact, that she was slated to tribute Dolly at the Kennedy Center Honors by singing 9 to 5. Well apparently Ms. Simpson got a little stage fright in the middle […]

This is it my friends – Anna Nicole is getting booted from the Bahamas. We all know she’s been court-ordered to cough up baby Danielynn’s DNA for a paternity test, but now…now…Anna’s homeless. Anna’s flack of course is saying she isn’t homeless, but we know she really is. I don’t even know how to fully […]

FedEx’s lawyer has come out and said there is no sex tape. He then said, if you’ve been in an accident and need to sue someone call me at 1-800-LAWYERS. [Source]

Seriously, what is going on in this picture of Claudia Schiffer? Did the model police come and arrest anything that made her pretty and/or famous? Did her stylist quit? Hairstylist is on strike? Dentist vengeful and added wonky teeth/smile? Please, please…help me understand. [Source]

I had to put this news up for two reasons.
1. I love Reese Witherspoon and I’m terribly devastated about this “thing” she’s going through in her life.
2. What the hayl are Reese Witherspoon, Renee Zellwegger and Bruce Willis doing together eating a meal?
I know this has to be fake simply because of the randomosity of […]

Doesn’t Lindsay Lohan wear underwear when she wears mini skirts/dresses? Honestly, that’s all I’m gonna say. If you wanna see the poot, click here.

Ashlee appears to be getting on the way too thin side of fat lately – not unlike every other “young starlet” in this crazy town. Any moment now we’ll have a statement from her reps telling us:

Ashlee’s been under a lot of stress and has been losing weight.
Ashlee […]

Well, there isn’t much to say about this except that it’s disturbing/disgusting/disheartening/disgruntling/diswhattheeffisfoxdoing. OJ Simpson is going to go on Fox and talk about how he would have committed the murders had he been the one who murdered his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her lovely friend Ron Goldberg. We knew there was a […]

Kylie Minogue had to pull out of some concert dates yesterday because of exhaustion. She went all out with her Australian comeback tour, and now she’s pooped matey. Hang in there, Kylie! I know you’ll pull through and rock yourself silly! [Source]

This gem of a blurb I found on MSNBC.com – which, I wouldn’t normally think had awesome celebrinews. But this, this is a diamond in the rough. Seriously, if this isn’t the funniest visual you’ve seen since Nick Lachey opening for Britney Spears, I don’t know what is.
“Michael Jackson is being stalked by an Australian […]