Celebrities Need Help Too Blog Entries

Ashlee appears to be getting on the way too thin side of fat lately – not unlike every other “young starlet” in this crazy town. Any moment now we’ll have a statement from her reps telling us:

Ashlee’s been under a lot of stress and has been losing weight.
Ashlee […]

Well, there isn’t much to say about this except that it’s disturbing/disgusting/disheartening/disgruntling/diswhattheeffisfoxdoing. OJ Simpson is going to go on Fox and talk about how he would have committed the murders had he been the one who murdered his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her lovely friend Ron Goldberg. We knew there was a […]

Kylie Minogue had to pull out of some concert dates yesterday because of exhaustion. She went all out with her Australian comeback tour, and now she’s pooped matey. Hang in there, Kylie! I know you’ll pull through and rock yourself silly! [Source]

This gem of a blurb I found on MSNBC.com – which, I wouldn’t normally think had awesome celebrinews. But this, this is a diamond in the rough. Seriously, if this isn’t the funniest visual you’ve seen since Nick Lachey opening for Britney Spears, I don’t know what is.
“Michael Jackson is being stalked by an Australian […]

Could Tara Reid be making a comeback? Look, she actually looks alive, clean, and dare I say, pretty in these pix. Let’s not get our hopes up, because anyday now I just feel she’ll go back to her narsty old self.

Ok, not that I couldn’t have figured this one out, but Posh “Victoria” Beckham has a steeeeerickt dietary…diet. Constraint. Prison sentence. Katie Holmes totally ditched the craziness (which could be the most shocking bit o’ news from this because since when does Katie ditch crazy?), but apparently all this hubbub about the diet has revealed […]

Peeps! Check out the last blind item here. Let’s all say “Nicole Richie” together, in unison, to make it a harmonious group experience. I’d heard some rumoooooooors before that Nic had done a little heigh-oh with the bypass surgery to lose weight, which always seemed so drastic since she was like, not fat. I mean, […]

Shar Jackson, Kevin Federline’s other baby mama, has come out stumping on K-Fed behalf. That’s right – she’s throwin’ him some public support and even…wait for it…kudos. She is outright telling people that he’s a good guy – a good man – and even though he’s made mistakes that’s cool and she’d still take him […]

This is a kooky story – Once upon a time there was a A- Celeb named Denise Richards who thought she was, like, waaaay more important than she really is. Denise Richards doesn’t like unauthorized paparazzi, especially when she hasn’t…authorized them? Denise Richards was working on her new movie, Dumb and Dumber – oops, I […]

This is just sad – four brothers – all of them, except for the one married to Chyna Phillips, are just a little off, no? Alec – well, he might be the most successful, but he’s dealing with that nasty custody battle thing. Then there’s the Baldwin that became a Born Again Christian. And then […]

Michael Jackson wants a Brit-worthy comeback, but since he has no one to divorce and isn’t planning on setting his children free, he’s going to attempt to perform one of his beloved hits live. Which one, you ask? Thriller. That’s right, he’s going to perform the Thriller video live on-stage at the Chopard Diamond Awards […]

Anna Nicole Smith has released video of her C-Section to Entertainment Tonight. That’s right, the uncensored video of her C-Section. Watch at your own risk. The whole thing is just upsetting, because Anna Nicole is totally effed up, and she’s acting like she has no drugs in her but we all know she’s drugged up […]

Well, we all know Anna Nicole is in on the other side of town from “Happy Place,” so this newest tidbit o’ info isn’t a huuuuge surprise. Anna Nicole is losing it. I know, call the papes. But this latest quote of hers actually indicates that she may not be “on this planet” – or […]

Ok, so…we’re at the fork in the road in the Anna Nicole saga. TMZ has the word that Anna Nicole, indeed, was taking drugs while pregnant with Larry Birkhead’s baby. Well, it looks like Anna Nicole’s gone and effed herself on this one, and unfortunately innocent bystanders – like her infant DAUGHTER – are getting […]

We all know that La Lohan enjoys herself a nice cocktail or five – maybe even a snort of this or that – but this…I’m just baffled. Linds was spotted sporting a 90-days sober button while tootling around WeHo. Does she know what this button means? Is she really in AA? Maybe NA? Or, is […]

So it appears that Bobby Brown has been shackin’ it up with Karine Steffans since his split with Whitney Houston and now…now…she may be pregnant. Honestly, hasn’t that girl turned on the TV or picked up a paper in the last 15 years? How does one not know that Bobby Brown is the WORST husband/father […]

Yes, this melodrama is totally worthy of an all-caps header. So what’s in the Anna Nicole news today. Well, she has pneumonia. In the Bahamas. I know I will probably get a bagillion comments mocking my ignorance, but…one does not usually associate pneumonia with, say, the Bahamas. I’d associate pneumonia with, say, Vermont in January. […]

The Inside Online got some sort of an official/unofficial statement from Nicole Richie’s peeperoos about her “alleged” collapse at Hyde on Saturday night. Of course, they deny that she collapsed at all – admit she was there, but deny the collapse.
“She did swing by Hyde for about 20 minutes to drop off a gift for […]

Anna-Nicole, She’s So Effed. Here’s a quick summary of the newest chapter in this dramedy that is turning into a very sad, sad story. Because Anna’s “residency” in the Bahamas isn’t actually hers (it’s Ben Thompson’s and now he’s kicking her out), her Bahamian citizenship might not be legit. If her Bahamian citizenship is revoked […]

I thought Nicole was supposed to be in some sort of hooozawhatsis program to figure out why “why she’s not gaining any weight.” A.K.A. Eating Disorder, but Nic is insisting she’s totally fine. Well, I’m myself not in a 12-step program, but I hear that the first step has something to do with admitting you […]