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The New York Post has a recording of a recent call during which American Idol host Paula Abdul has a complete meltdown. She can be heard crying about her publicist who apparently has told her she’s too old to get on the cover of magazines.
Paula also complained that he had called her a “whining […]

According to MeMe Roth from the National Action Against Obesity, Jordin Sparks is overweight and should not have become the American Idol. In an interview with Neil Cavuto on Fox News, the seemingly underweight Roth argues that skinnier people (like Blake Lewis) should win such competitions because they would be better role models.
Interesting perspective; since […]

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Former “Married With Children” star and wannabe rapper, David Faustino was arrested for marijuana possession. He was arrested in Florida over the weekend after an officer saw him arguing in the middle of the street with his ex-wife. The cops smelled alcohol on his breath and found weed in his pocket.
The charge carries […]

“I AM THE ANTI-CHRIST!”
That’s what Britney Spears reportedly screamed to frightened staff at the Malibu rehab clinic she’s in just before she tried to hang herself with a bedsheet.
And there was something else before all that. According to news.com.au, this latest outburst from Britney started with her scrawling the number of the beast (that’s 666 […]

OK, my FAVE story of the past week had to be Paula Abdul’s drunken lunacy. Seriously, it made my Friday. I feel bad for her, sort of, except for the fact that she shouldn’t have been on whatever she was on before she went on television. National TV or not […]

Wondering what to get your famous, slightly loony actor/director friend this Christmas? Did that life-sized crucifix he asked for turn out to be too expensive? Can’t find that Christmas Carols Sung in Dead Languages CD in stores? Never fear, there is one perfect present for Mel Gibson this holiday season: a DUI. And — oops. […]

As much as I am loathe to revisit Nicole Richie when we have already oversaturated our dear readers with news of the troubled gal’s foibles, this is kind of too good to pass up. TMZ is reporting that this ain’t Nicole’s first time at the DUI rodeo — she was arrested for DUI in 2002 […]

Unlike us mere mortals who take over-the-counter remedies when surfin’ the crimson wave, Nicole Richie settles for nothing less than several Vicodin and a few bong hits. According to Us Weekly, Nicole Richie blames period cramps for her recent DUI and is rather peeved about the inaccuracy of the LAPD scales:

I wish this was shocking news. Alas, ‘tis not. And yes, Ms. Reid looks absolutely shlotted in this picture. Sad, sad Tara Reid.

Ooooh, Jenny Craig is SO gonna kick her ass. Based on these photos, there might be some kick back, but…who knows…maybe they’re photoshopped to make it look like she gained back all the weight she lost the minute she went on Oprah and showed off her new, slimmer figure on Oprah. Seriously, I wish people […]

Lindsay Lohan is maturing before our very eyes. After a year (a year? really?) of AA, Linds finally realized that her illegal drug use had taken a back seat to her drinking, which, let’s face it, is horribly unfair to the drugs. She told PEOPLE how she’s rectifying this problem:

Why on earth would boring people with nothing important to do — like, say Al Gore, Sen. Barack Obama or Bill Clinton — choose not to comment on the grave national crisis that is Lindsay Lohan? Al Gore’s rep would barely admit that the he had ever even spoken to Linds, let alone that he […]

Wesley Snipes’ criminal record is looking as dismal as his IMDB page these days. The actor surrendered to Orlando police and was arrested on tax fraud charges filed last month while Snipes was filming a cowboy movie in Namibia called Who Cares, No One Is Going To See It Anyway. If convicted, he faces up […]

Well, every once in a while things go my way and shizz we hear about but think we’ll never see appears…miraculously…and we get to see them. What has appeared, you ask? Video footage of Jessica Simpson losing her shizz onstage while performing a Dolly Parton tribute. Forget about the fact she looks like she is […]

Well, there had been rumors about these two for years – a strain in a marriage here, a strain in a marriage there. You know what’s a straw that breaks the camel’s back? A Malawian baby named David. And apparently that’s what happened. Madgie pants and Guy are apparently not doing so hot, and have […]

OK, I don’t know about you, but I’m not a moron. I know a Britney Spears blind item when I see one. The carazee thing is that today we’ve discovered 4 blind items that are screaming Brit’s name in glory.
Which recently separated celeb has a new habit to go along with her new friends? The […]

You know it’s bad news when Russell Crowe’s publicist quits. That guy is insaaaaayne. [Source]

So we all know – or maybe y’all didn’t know but I know that Jessica Simpson is a huuuuuuuuge Dolly Parton fan. So big, in fact, that she was slated to tribute Dolly at the Kennedy Center Honors by singing 9 to 5. Well apparently Ms. Simpson got a little stage fright in the middle […]

This is it my friends – Anna Nicole is getting booted from the Bahamas. We all know she’s been court-ordered to cough up baby Danielynn’s DNA for a paternity test, but now…now…Anna’s homeless. Anna’s flack of course is saying she isn’t homeless, but we know she really is. I don’t even know how to fully […]