Nude Celebrity Life Blog Entries

Something doesn’t sound right.
Angelina Jolie’s obstetrician, Dr. Michel Sussmann is going to hold a press conference late this afternoon. We have no idea what the hell he is going to announce. I hope it’s birth of the twins…but why would he need a conference? In Angelina’s last birth, they didn’t hold […]

 
Nothing new about a bastard child these days.
But what if this bastard child just happened to be the daughter of Michael Lohan who just happens to be the FATHER OF LINSDAY LOHAN. Then things just get a wee bit out of control. So it all started in 1985 when Michael and Dina got married and […]

Madonna and Guy Ritchie are getting a divorce.
Am I really that surprised? No. This is going to get dirty because these bitches didn’t get a prenup. So everything is going to be 50-50. Hahah that f***ing sucks! Madonna said she married Guy for all the wrong reasons…oh my bad- was it because you thought the […]

We will now know where that finger has been.
Mini Me leaked his own damn sex tape into the hands of SugarDVD. This is just sad…..I saw like 7 seconds of it and it’s so wrong on so many levels. Not that I have anything against little people and their sexual lives- but this is […]

“I never thought I’d have a daughter.”- Tori Spelling.
Oh trust me Tori, we never even thought you’d get married, get a job, get your own TV reality show, or have kids. But you did it…*sigh*. So Tori sold her infant’s soul to OK! magazine had some annoying interview that is filled with joyous bullshit. […]

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards have their daughters in therapy. Their ages are 3 and 4. Now, is this the same place that Heather Locklear goes to? Denise told In Touch :
“My kids are in therapy. It’s very sad that they need to be there, but they do for now. On the other hand, […]

Britain is even worse when it comes to dealing
with THEIR stars and the law.
Lets imagine you assault two police officers. You’d
probably get some sort of time in jail and have to
pay a hefty amount of money. But just for kicks and
giggles- lets say you assaulted the officers…on an
airplane. Things don’t look so good for […]

 
What’s worse than a cat fight? Then again what’s hotter
than a cat fight? A bunny fight.
That’s right, according to TMZ Hugh Hefner’s primary
prostitute Holly Madison and sporty whore Kendra
Wilkinson are in a brawl. For all those scientists
out there, on a pH scale- Holly would be a an acidic 0
and Holly would be a basic 14. […]

 
Snoop Dog’s wife actually resembles him. Fo Shizzle!
Shante Broadus looks pretty hot with her
pepperoni face. The Dog’s bitch was caught
driving around Fullerton, CA drunk. She was arrested but
then released on citation. WOW. Bail is not needed
for DUI arrests in Fullerton! Ahhh so that’s were
celebrities get wild.
That picture is so gross though. With a bit of
Proactiv […]

First, the New York Post publishes some semi-nude pics of Ashley Alexandra Durpe.  Now, we have fully nude pics!
These photos, which are reportedly from the offline Emperor’s Club VIP website, show what appears to be Ashley Alexandra Dupre naked.
To view these NSFW pics, go here.

Here is a grainy pic of our favorite ho, Lindsay Lohan, pleasuring her ex-boyfriend, Calum Best.
According to reports, Calum sent the video from his cell phone to some of his friends.  Apparently, someone is trying to sell it.
Lindsay is reportedly freaking out because she “can’t remember it being filmed”.

Here’s Mariah Carey vacationing in the Caribbean.
She may be topless, but she did a damn good job covering up…even using her dog at one point.

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Here’s Jennifer Aniston on a chilly day in a thin white shirt.
NSFW pic is after the jump.

The first time that pornographic pics of Heather Mills McCartney surfaced, she explained that they were for a sex education book.
Now, a porn magazine features her in several compromising positions. Certainly nothing “educational” about this.
(Obviously, these pics were taken before she lost her leg.)

Christina Aguilera has followed in the footsteps of Demi Moore and Britney Spears…stripping down to appear on the cover of Marie Claire magazine.
Aguilera learned she was pregnant while on her recent “Back to Basics” tour.
“We were planning on starting to try after the tour. And so, I had gone off the Pill to prepare my […]

Winona Ryder does her first nude scene in the movie “Sex and Death 101″.
Check out the pics at Egotastic.
Here’s a “Sex and Death 101″ synopsis:
Upon receiving an e-mail containing the names of every woman he has ever slept with and every women he will ever sleep with, a man set to be married in just […]

Something about this dress makes me question whether it really is a wardrobe malfunction.
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A taxi driver in France found Ashton Kutcher’s cell phone with over 30 nude pictures of Ashton and his wife, Demi Moore.
The cabbie is holding phone ransom for $1 million. He is threatening to sell the pics to the paparazzi if he doesn’t get his price.
Stay tuned!

Pamela Anderson is engaged to Paris Hilton’s former ‘One Night In Paris’ sex tape partner Rick Solomon.
We had reported earlier this month that she had “paid off a poker debt [of $250,000] with sexual favors and fell in love.” But she hadn’t revealed the name of this individual.
Well, Rick Solomon was the man […]

Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis has offered Disney star Vanessa Hudgens a half million dollars to work for him.
In a press release issued from a Nevada prison (yes, I’m serious), Francis said: “Vanessa Hudgens is the classic girl next door gone wild. Being sexual is not a crime.”
For those of you who missed it, […]