Celebrity Babies & Baby Names Blog Entries

They Are Actually MARRIED And Expecting!

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

 
Hey emo kids, My Chemical Romance’s lead singer Gerard Way and his wife Lindsey from MSI are expecting THEIR FIRST BABY!
Hip Hip Hooray! Another emo baby makes its way into our hearts. Alright, I’ll stop bugging. I love MSI and MCR. Really good music. So congrats to them both on their good news.
The album, […]

Welcome To The World…BMW?!

Friday, November 21st, 2008

Bronx Mowgli Wentz is the name of the child of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.
This is absurd. BMW will eventually sue these people for naming their child after a prestigious company that sells elegant, beautiful cars. Now, the name Mowgli is completely ridiculous. Did they seriously just name their kid after the tiny […]

Love Is In The Air?

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

Is this puppy love between James Kingston (Not Sean) and Ruby Maguire?! ( Gwen’s son and Toby’s daughter.) The two have been seeing each other on numerous playdates and it’s absolutely adorable. I think Sean Kingston is sooo cute! So is Ruby but Sean looks like a baby Anikin Skywalker!
He’s going to be […]

Poor Zuma…

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

 
Oh Gwen Stefani is showing of her car, I mean child Zuma.
You’re probably wondering..why did she call the child a car? Well kiddos, it’s because that’s the name of my friends car.  Anyways- the child’s full name is Zuma Nesta Rock. Sounds something I would hear coming from that movie Zenon that aired a million […]

Jennifer Aniston…Knocked Up?

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

 
So not only is John Mayer back with Jennifer Aniston because his dick is still attached…but there is also a BABY involved.
Rumor has it that Ms. Aniston is preggers!
You know what, I’m really happy for her. Brad effed her over and so did Angelina by stealing her man.
You kids might say..OH BUT WE LOVE BRADJELINA! […]

Lil’ Wayne Expecting

Monday, October 20th, 2008

 
Conrgatulations Lil’ Wayne!!!
He is expecting a son who will be “born any day now”. Since he did not say exactly who the mother is, we can only assume that HE is pregnant. I’m guessing that is why he hasn’t gone on tour. He must take care of his fetus.  Lil’ Wayne already has a daughter […]

Because These Pictures Are Just So Intimate

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

 
They make chapstick for people like you.

A circus would be appropriate. 

Still Awkward 

Uh..huh Brad surely took these…right.
Ridiculous people claimed that Angie Jolie, Brad Pitt and their munchkins were releasing “intimate” photgraphs.
This isn’t intimate, these photos are goofy as fuh! Brad apparently took them. I doubt it. I think Angie Jolie used her magical powers to angle […]

Jamie Lynn Are You Pregnant Again!?

Friday, October 10th, 2008

 
This hoe has me so confused.
According to the National Enquirer Jamie Lynn is pregnant.  According to some other people, Jamie is not pregnant.  According to some sort of “family” member, Jamie is pregnant AGAIN. Who to believe?
So apparently…Jamie is being forced to abort her “fetus”. That would be bad considering how religious her family […]

Run Suri, Run!!!!

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

Here’s a photo of Suri and Katie running from Tom.
I kid, I kid. Yet, Suri’s facial expression makes me feel awkward. I mean, I thought I had some silly faces, but my gosh this face needs to get an award for being the goofiest.
She’s still a cutie!!!

Introducing Baby Henry!!!

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

 
He looks like a bundle of sleepy joy!
This is Minnie Driver’s newborn Henry! Isn’t he absolutely adorable? And for once a celebrity chooses a name that doesn’t rhyme with some sort of food. Congrats Minnie! We wish you and your family the best!

Spears vs. Palin

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

 
So it’s been in the news that Lynne Spears is an angry mother who feels that her daughter was “crucified” by the media because she was pregnant YET Sarah Palin’s daughter was “glorified”.
I’m going to have to agree with Lynne on this one. It was foul play.
John Stewart couldn’t have pointed out any better about […]

Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz are expecting

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

 
Congratulations to Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz who are expecting their first child.
Jenna has attempted to get pregnant during her previous marriage however she suffered a miscarriage. I wonder how their baby will look. Tito looks like a Koala Bear and Jenna..well she’s one of the hottest women out there.
Hopefully things will run smoothly during […]

Welcome Levi McConaughey

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

 
AWW! Matthew McConaughey’s son Levi is precious.
The new issue of OK! Magazine has the trio settling in quite well.  I’m happy to see that Levi is already looking like a baller.  Camila looks super gorgeous!  Darn you Hollywood glamour.
I wish them all the best.

Nelly and Joss Stone?! wtf?

Monday, July 21st, 2008

WOAH! Def. did not see this one coming.
Rumor has it that soul singer Joss Stone has been dating Nelly and she is supposedly pregnant. Now I don’t know whether I believe that shit….her and him dating. But I could totally see her being pregnant with his child, that slut!
I wonder what type […]

Jennifer Garner is five months preggers!

Monday, July 21st, 2008

 
Yay! Congratulations Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck on expecting your second bundle of joy.
Jennifer is 5 months along and looking great! Their first child was Violet ( yes named after me).  A lot of people think Violet isn’t a cutie but I find all children to be very yucky looking.   Always sneezing and crying about […]

Baby Honor Marie

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

 
Ok! Magazine must be making shitloads with all the baby pictures.
What an adorable baby Jessica Alba has given birth to.  She is beaming with her newborn and looks flawless!!! The full scoop on the interview comes out this Thursday.
My favorite quote was when Cash said:
“I want her [Honor Marie] to look like me, because a […]

THE CHOSEN ONES ARE HERE!!!

Sunday, July 13th, 2008

 
The news has gone global! To those who live under a rock: THE CHOSEN ONES HAVE ARRIVED.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are now parents of 6!!! Holy shit that’s like the effing Brady Bunch!  Someone sound off the trumpets!!! Someone get out the bongs and some champagne! Let’s celebrate! They arrived in France spreading the […]

Angelina give birth already!

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008

 
GIVE BIRTH TO THE CHOSEN ONES NOW!!!
It seems like everything and everyone in the world is giving birth. The only exception is Angelina Jolie.  Damn it woman have you heard the news lately?  A 70 yr old Indian woman gave birth, Jamie Lynn gave birth, little Levi popped out from a beer bottle, that […]

Matthew Alves McConaughey

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008

 
Interesting choice of name my drunk surfer-dude Mateo McConaughey.
Remember when we figured out Camilla and Matthew had their son?  Well now the child has been given a name.  Surprisingly it was not Cerveza or lil’ dude.  His name is Levi Alves McConaughey. Our Jesus loving Matthew has explained the reasoning behind such a name:
“Levi was […]

Jamie Lynn Spears and Maddie

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008

 
Another day in Hick Town.
It’s exciting when starlets sell their children’s souls to the tabloids.  Jamie Lynn Spears popped the baby out and immediately contacted OK! Magazine to click the pictures away.  Damn, didn’t she contact them when she got pregnant? I wonder if they’re on speed dial or some shit.  In the interview Jamie […]