Celebrity Babies & Baby Names Blog Entries

 
Hey emo kids, My Chemical Romance’s lead singer Gerard Way and his wife Lindsey from MSI are expecting THEIR FIRST BABY!
Hip Hip Hooray! Another emo baby makes its way into our hearts. Alright, I’ll stop bugging. I love MSI and MCR. Really good music. So congrats to them both on their good news.
The album, […]

Bronx Mowgli Wentz is the name of the child of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.
This is absurd. BMW will eventually sue these people for naming their child after a prestigious company that sells elegant, beautiful cars. Now, the name Mowgli is completely ridiculous. Did they seriously just name their kid after the tiny […]

Is this puppy love between James Kingston (Not Sean) and Ruby Maguire?! ( Gwen’s son and Toby’s daughter.) The two have been seeing each other on numerous playdates and it’s absolutely adorable. I think Sean Kingston is sooo cute! So is Ruby but Sean looks like a baby Anikin Skywalker!
He’s going to be […]

 
Oh Gwen Stefani is showing of her car, I mean child Zuma.
You’re probably wondering..why did she call the child a car? Well kiddos, it’s because that’s the name of my friends car.  Anyways- the child’s full name is Zuma Nesta Rock. Sounds something I would hear coming from that movie Zenon that aired a million […]

 
So not only is John Mayer back with Jennifer Aniston because his dick is still attached…but there is also a BABY involved.
Rumor has it that Ms. Aniston is preggers!
You know what, I’m really happy for her. Brad effed her over and so did Angelina by stealing her man.
You kids might say..OH BUT WE LOVE BRADJELINA! […]

 
Conrgatulations Lil’ Wayne!!!
He is expecting a son who will be “born any day now”. Since he did not say exactly who the mother is, we can only assume that HE is pregnant. I’m guessing that is why he hasn’t gone on tour. He must take care of his fetus.  Lil’ Wayne already has a daughter […]

 
They make chapstick for people like you.

A circus would be appropriate. 

Still Awkward 

Uh..huh Brad surely took these…right.
Ridiculous people claimed that Angie Jolie, Brad Pitt and their munchkins were releasing “intimate” photgraphs.
This isn’t intimate, these photos are goofy as fuh! Brad apparently took them. I doubt it. I think Angie Jolie used her magical powers to angle […]

 
This hoe has me so confused.
According to the National Enquirer Jamie Lynn is pregnant.  According to some other people, Jamie is not pregnant.  According to some sort of “family” member, Jamie is pregnant AGAIN. Who to believe?
So apparently…Jamie is being forced to abort her “fetus”. That would be bad considering how religious her family […]

Here’s a photo of Suri and Katie running from Tom.
I kid, I kid. Yet, Suri’s facial expression makes me feel awkward. I mean, I thought I had some silly faces, but my gosh this face needs to get an award for being the goofiest.
She’s still a cutie!!!

 
He looks like a bundle of sleepy joy!
This is Minnie Driver’s newborn Henry! Isn’t he absolutely adorable? And for once a celebrity chooses a name that doesn’t rhyme with some sort of food. Congrats Minnie! We wish you and your family the best!

 
So it’s been in the news that Lynne Spears is an angry mother who feels that her daughter was “crucified” by the media because she was pregnant YET Sarah Palin’s daughter was “glorified”.
I’m going to have to agree with Lynne on this one. It was foul play.
John Stewart couldn’t have pointed out any better about […]

 
Congratulations to Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz who are expecting their first child.
Jenna has attempted to get pregnant during her previous marriage however she suffered a miscarriage. I wonder how their baby will look. Tito looks like a Koala Bear and Jenna..well she’s one of the hottest women out there.
Hopefully things will run smoothly during […]

 
AWW! Matthew McConaughey’s son Levi is precious.
The new issue of OK! Magazine has the trio settling in quite well.  I’m happy to see that Levi is already looking like a baller.  Camila looks super gorgeous!  Darn you Hollywood glamour.
I wish them all the best.

WOAH! Def. did not see this one coming.
Rumor has it that soul singer Joss Stone has been dating Nelly and she is supposedly pregnant. Now I don’t know whether I believe that shit….her and him dating. But I could totally see her being pregnant with his child, that slut!
I wonder what type […]

 
Yay! Congratulations Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck on expecting your second bundle of joy.
Jennifer is 5 months along and looking great! Their first child was Violet ( yes named after me).  A lot of people think Violet isn’t a cutie but I find all children to be very yucky looking.   Always sneezing and crying about […]

 
Ok! Magazine must be making shitloads with all the baby pictures.
What an adorable baby Jessica Alba has given birth to.  She is beaming with her newborn and looks flawless!!! The full scoop on the interview comes out this Thursday.
My favorite quote was when Cash said:
“I want her [Honor Marie] to look like me, because a […]

 
The news has gone global! To those who live under a rock: THE CHOSEN ONES HAVE ARRIVED.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are now parents of 6!!! Holy shit that’s like the effing Brady Bunch!  Someone sound off the trumpets!!! Someone get out the bongs and some champagne! Let’s celebrate! They arrived in France spreading the […]

 
GIVE BIRTH TO THE CHOSEN ONES NOW!!!
It seems like everything and everyone in the world is giving birth. The only exception is Angelina Jolie.  Damn it woman have you heard the news lately?  A 70 yr old Indian woman gave birth, Jamie Lynn gave birth, little Levi popped out from a beer bottle, that […]

 
Interesting choice of name my drunk surfer-dude Mateo McConaughey.
Remember when we figured out Camilla and Matthew had their son?  Well now the child has been given a name.  Surprisingly it was not Cerveza or lil’ dude.  His name is Levi Alves McConaughey. Our Jesus loving Matthew has explained the reasoning behind such a name:
“Levi was […]

 
Another day in Hick Town.
It’s exciting when starlets sell their children’s souls to the tabloids.  Jamie Lynn Spears popped the baby out and immediately contacted OK! Magazine to click the pictures away.  Damn, didn’t she contact them when she got pregnant? I wonder if they’re on speed dial or some shit.  In the interview Jamie […]