Celebrity Scandals Blog Entries

You might
not
be able to watch Joe Jonas dance to
Single Ladies
on
YouTube
, but you can watch it on
this website
, scroll down or click on Jonas Brothers. Apparently, Beyonce was offended by the video, so she got The Jonas Brothers kicked off
YouTube
and their account is suspended! Besides, they are on competing record labels. Duh!

 
Joe Jonas was spotted with girlfriend Camilla Belle, for a nice lunch. Thank goodness he’s not wearing spandex! Also, in the song
Much Better,
 Joe Jonas gets his ex-girlfriend, Taylor Swift, back by saying: ”And all the tears on her guitar, I’m not bitter. But now I see, Everything I’d ever need, Is the girl in front of me, She’s much better.” Do […]

You can’t bring a life back with money! Brandy already gave the children $600,000 for killing their mother in a car accident in 2006. The father will not settle for the 1.2 million dollars that she offered him. This man want’s more money, only because she is a celebrity!

 
“You f*cked with the wrong girl!” said Kristin Cavallari. MTV just gave us a preview of what the new season of
The Hills
is going to be like, and we can not wait! Instead of boring L.C. we are getting drama bitch K.C. Watch what she says to Stephanie and Audrina. (It’s about time someone put them in […]

Spencer Pratt told paparazzi that he challenges rapper Eminem in a fight! The loser explained how he was going to fight him, and said he would beat his a**! If Eminem hears about this, he’s going to ask who the hell is Spencer? Not only is Spencer hated by Lauren Conrad and

America, but he’s going […]

Holy shit.
Jesse Metcalfe
from Desperate Housewives has fallen from a 40 feet balcony. Somehow..he has NO BROKEN BONES! WTF!? How the hell does that happen?
If I fell from that shit I would become some sort of human salsa. But this dude survived.
Miracle.

I’m tired of
Linsday Lohan
opening her mouth and typing on her blog.
I’m tired of looking at her disgusting body, face, hair. She must smell like a cigarette, just like her pootang-pal Sam Ronson.
Anyways, last July Lindsay hijacked an SUV while under the influence. Three dudes were in it: Ronnie Blake, Jackson Sutter and […]

Oh. My. Fucking. Gosh.
What HAPPENED!? Who did this?! Who is responsible for dressing you!? Did
Tom
decide that all your outfits be made by him and the scientology cult? Please Katie. Run. Run as fast as you can. Take Suri with you!!!
You look HIDEOUS.  So hideous that I have to wikipedia your age. You’re 29 and you […]

Yeah.
Guy Ritchie
and Madonna decided to call it quits.
I def. didn’t see THAT one coming….ugh this is so boring.  Like I get super annoyed anytime I hear Madonna’s name. She’s such a press leech.  In Addition,she has a ridiculous concert where you can see her muscular anatomy
and
she thinks she’s like Bono or some shit.
Yeah, the […]

This hoe has me so confused.
According to the
National Enquirer

Jamie Lynn
is pregnant.  According to some other people, Jamie is not pregnant.  According to some sort of “family” member, Jamie is pregnant AGAIN. Who to believe?
So apparently…Jamie is being forced to abort her “fetus”. That would be bad considering how religious her family is..right…religious Spears. […]

 
Let’s piss on his grave. We waited for this for 13 years….
O.J
will most likely be spending the rest of his life tossing the salad in jail for armed roery, armed burglary, armed kidnapping, consipracy and assualt with a deadly weapon. Let’s not forget he’s also going to jail for being a kniving bitch.
Murdererrrrrrr!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
This snuggle buggle just got arrested! Some dumb paparazzi was pissing him off by taking pictures of him at the American Airlines terminal Thursday morning! So
Kanye
smashed his camera to the ground!
Now, I don’t agree with Kanye but that photographer should have known better than to take pics of Kanye in the early morning.

Allegedly
Holly Madison
left Hugh Hefner for good.
Methinks, bullshit. Well then again I can see why the bunny would leave Hugh. He won’t give her his magical bunny sperm and he won’t let her out of the house much. In addition, Holly somehow has been seeing Criss Angel. So she’s cheating on Hugh Hefner with some […]

It’s not surprising that
Jamie Lynn’s
boyfriend/baby daddy/ fiance Casey has cheated on her.
Am I supposed to feel sympathy or something?  Casey allegedly had an affair with some 28-year-old woman.  He likes his bitches old I guess. Jamie Lynn looks like a grandmother, so he must have thought she was old when he got her […]

Holy shit did it really take
Matthew Broderick
that long?
Honestly, I was expecting this bitch to cheat on Sarah Jessica Parker years ago and then leave her.  God she looks like a witch.  I bet she’s got the laugh down and everything.
So after 11 years of marriage
Star
magazine claims that: -
We exclusively report that while […]

Batman has been released from jail!!!
Christian Bale
was released only AFTER being questioned by the fuzz for more than FOUR hours. He has been bailed out but must return in September for more awesome fun.
TMZ
has reported that Christian may have been arrested for verbally assaulting his mother.
In England, apparently, there is such a […]

Somehow, I just don’t believe that
Christian Bale
is capable of hurting his mother and sister…or anyone.
The star was questioned by the police over allegations that he assaulted his mother and sister the night before the European premiere of his film,
The Dark Knight
. Apparently he is arrested now…bullshit…
Look- this just cannot be true. Christian […]

There is an alleged tape of
Madonna
and A-Rod.
Fabulous, more venom for my eyes to feast on.  
The Daily Star
claims that some man is tyring to sell the sex tape for 2 million.  Some random legal persona said that the guy could face charges for not having the permission to set up that camera- hahaha so […]

 
Nothing new about a bastard child these days.
But what if this bastard child just happened to be the daughter of Michael Lohan who just happens to be the FATHER OF
LINSDAY LOHAN
. Then things just get a wee bit out of control. So it all started in 1985 when Michael and Dina got married and had […]

Madonna
and Guy Ritchie are getting a divorce.
Am I really that surprised? No. This is going to get dirty because these bitches didn’t get a prenup. So everything is going to be 50-50. Hahah that f***ing sucks! Madonna said she married Guy for all the wrong reasons…oh my bad- was it because you thought the […]