Nude Celebrity Life Blog Entries

 
Ok! Magazine must be making shitloads with all the baby pictures.
What an adorable baby Jessica Alba has given birth to.  She is beaming with her newborn and looks flawless!!! The full scoop on the interview comes out this Thursday.
My favorite quote was when Cash said:
“I want her [Honor Marie] to look like me, because a […]

 
The news has gone global! To those who live under a rock: THE CHOSEN ONES HAVE ARRIVED.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are now parents of 6!!! Holy shit that’s like the effing Brady Bunch!  Someone sound off the trumpets!!! Someone get out the bongs and some champagne! Let’s celebrate! They arrived in France spreading the […]

 
GIVE BIRTH TO THE CHOSEN ONES NOW!!!
It seems like everything and everyone in the world is giving birth. The only exception is Angelina Jolie.  Damn it woman have you heard the news lately?  A 70 yr old Indian woman gave birth, Jamie Lynn gave birth, little Levi popped out from a beer bottle, that […]

 
Interesting choice of name my drunk surfer-dude Mateo McConaughey.
Remember when we figured out Camilla and Matthew had their son?  Well now the child has been given a name.  Surprisingly it was not Cerveza or lil’ dude.  His name is Levi Alves McConaughey. Our Jesus loving Matthew has explained the reasoning behind such a name:
“Levi was […]

 
Another day in Hick Town.
It’s exciting when starlets sell their children’s souls to the tabloids.  Jamie Lynn Spears popped the baby out and immediately contacted OK! Magazine to click the pictures away.  Damn, didn’t she contact them when she got pregnant? I wonder if they’re on speed dial or some shit.  In the interview Jamie […]

Congratulations Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman for the arrival of their baby daughter.
Nicole and the infant are doing great. The only thing that isn’t so great is the name picked out for this child. Sunday Rose Kidman-Urban. Sounds like one of those clothing stores for the poor. […]

Congratulations Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves!!!
They welcomed their son Monday night at 6:22 p.m. in L.A. The baby and mother are doing well! No information yet on the name but I hope it’s not lil’ dude or bro…then again Matthew would find that gnarly as hell!
And if anyone wants to disturb the […]

 
Be warned: This is pretty gross,  yet hilarious.
Ranae Shrider, Mini-Me’s ex and also sexy tape co-star gave the scoop to News of the World about her ex-boyfriend’s intimate moments with her. Now remember that sex tape kids?-well she was the one who leaked it to the public ( how surprising).  As I was […]

Something doesn’t sound right.
Angelina Jolie’s obstetrician, Dr. Michel Sussmann is going to hold a press conference late this afternoon. We have no idea what the hell he is going to announce. I hope it’s birth of the twins…but why would he need a conference? In Angelina’s last birth, they didn’t hold […]

 
Nothing new about a bastard child these days.
But what if this bastard child just happened to be the daughter of Michael Lohan who just happens to be the FATHER OF LINSDAY LOHAN. Then things just get a wee bit out of control. So it all started in 1985 when Michael and Dina got married and […]

Madonna and Guy Ritchie are getting a divorce.
Am I really that surprised? No. This is going to get dirty because these bitches didn’t get a prenup. So everything is going to be 50-50. Hahah that f***ing sucks! Madonna said she married Guy for all the wrong reasons…oh my bad- was it because you thought the […]

We will now know where that finger has been.
Mini Me leaked his own damn sex tape into the hands of SugarDVD. This is just sad…..I saw like 7 seconds of it and it’s so wrong on so many levels. Not that I have anything against little people and their sexual lives- but this is […]

“I never thought I’d have a daughter.”- Tori Spelling.
Oh trust me Tori, we never even thought you’d get married, get a job, get your own TV reality show, or have kids. But you did it…*sigh*. So Tori sold her infant’s soul to OK! magazine had some annoying interview that is filled with joyous bullshit. […]

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards have their daughters in therapy. Their ages are 3 and 4. Now, is this the same place that Heather Locklear goes to? Denise told In Touch :
“My kids are in therapy. It’s very sad that they need to be there, but they do for now. On the other hand, […]

Britain is even worse when it comes to dealing
with THEIR stars and the law.
Lets imagine you assault two police officers. You’d
probably get some sort of time in jail and have to
pay a hefty amount of money. But just for kicks and
giggles- lets say you assaulted the officers…on an
airplane. Things don’t look so good for […]

 
What’s worse than a cat fight? Then again what’s hotter
than a cat fight? A bunny fight.
That’s right, according to TMZ Hugh Hefner’s primary
prostitute Holly Madison and sporty whore Kendra
Wilkinson are in a brawl. For all those scientists
out there, on a pH scale- Holly would be a an acidic 0
and Holly would be a basic 14. […]

 
Snoop Dog’s wife actually resembles him. Fo Shizzle!
Shante Broadus looks pretty hot with her
pepperoni face. The Dog’s bitch was caught
driving around Fullerton, CA drunk. She was arrested but
then released on citation. WOW. Bail is not needed
for DUI arrests in Fullerton! Ahhh so that’s were
celebrities get wild.
That picture is so gross though. With a bit of
Proactiv […]

First, the New York Post publishes some semi-nude pics of Ashley Alexandra Durpe.  Now, we have fully nude pics!
These photos, which are reportedly from the offline Emperor’s Club VIP website, show what appears to be Ashley Alexandra Dupre naked.
To view these NSFW pics, go here.

Here is a grainy pic of our favorite ho, Lindsay Lohan, pleasuring her ex-boyfriend, Calum Best.
According to reports, Calum sent the video from his cell phone to some of his friends.  Apparently, someone is trying to sell it.
Lindsay is reportedly freaking out because she “can’t remember it being filmed”.

Here’s Mariah Carey vacationing in the Caribbean.
She may be topless, but she did a damn good job covering up…even using her dog at one point.

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