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Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays

Friday, June 20th, 2008

These celebrities were born on June 20:
Nicole Kidman is 41.
John Goodman is 56.
Lional Richie is 59.
John Mahoney is 68.
Micahel Anthony is 54.
Christopher Mintz-Plasse (McLovin from Superbad) is 19.

MTV needs to become RTV

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

This has gone on too long.
The power of reality TV is being abused. MTV needs to really think about renaming their network to RTV: Reality Television.  Even Janet Jackson is boarding the reality bandwagon. Her show is about finding the best singer or some shit.
This has got to end. The reality TV show […]

Defective Thong Anyone?

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

This is such a hoot.
52-year-old Macrida Patterson is suing
Victoria’s Secret for producing a defective
thong for more than $25,000. She claimed that
as she put it on, the metal part holding a
heart ornament shot into her eye, scratching
her cornea.
HAHAHA!!! Oh my goodness, that’s hilarious.
She’s probably really overweight and was trying to
look sexy by wearing a thong […]

What the hell Amy?

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

I had faith in you Amy Winehouse.
Come on girl, snap out of it. Write some sad songs
instead of killing yourself. Damn, it’s such a downer
when a great singer keeps on going back to drugs.
The Sun reported that she has an irregular
heartbeat and that’s why she collapsed on
Monday.
Last year, she was hospitalized […]

Welcome Maddie Briann

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

 
With all the hype and tension, Maddie Briann,
daughter of Jamie-Lynn Spears has entered the world.
Maddie Briann weighed in at 6 pounds, 10 ounces,
via C-section. She arrived at Mississippi Southwest
Regional Medical Center in McComb, MS at 9:30 AM.
Congratulations! I hope the best for the couple and
their baby daughter.

Kudos to Johnny Depp

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

Usually actors don’t appreciate their fans.
If a fan compliment’s them, it’s just a boost
to their ego. But this guy, Johnny Depp, has given
me a sense of hope that there really is a heart
under the nipped and tucked celebrity skin.
So some months ago he was on location for shooting
Public Enemies, a 1930’s gangster film. There was
a […]

Kristin Davis is an idiot

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

NOW I’M REALLY AGGRAVATED.

Kristin Davis is visiting Israel to
do some lame photo shoot for Ahava skin
products- whatever the f*** that is. At a
news conference this dumb fool was praising
Israeli women for their natural quality, love
of fashion and “being comfortable in their
own skins.”
Uhm…just because they aren’t AMERICAN
doesn’t mean that they are going to be
insecure and not […]

The Spears addition MIGHT pop out today

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

Is Jamie Lynn going to have her baby girl today?
I have no idea. Rumors have it that YES she is.
And that her C-section is going to be scheduled
for today.Everybody’s in Kentwood- including
her stupid father, sister…etc and anyone who
eats aardvark fritters. The two names that Jamie
Lynn and Casey are thinking for naming their
very unfortunate child […]

Brangelina Spreads the Adoption Love

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

Brangelina never fails to teach the kids about the diversity
of the world.
An insider has told OK! magazine:
Angie and Brad have wanted an African boy for
the last couple of years. They were initially
going to have that adoption follow the addition
of Pax last year, but that all changed when
Angie got pregnant with twins last fall.”
And […]

Charlie Sheen insults Denise Richards…again

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

 
These two idiots need to shut up and move on
with their boring ass lives.

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are at it..
again. How freaking surprising. Christ, this
is getting so old and boring. He had left some
disturbing messages on her answering machine and
called her a ” f****** n*****”.
We know whats going to happen. He will be classified
as […]

People magazine is on crack

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

EWWWWWW!!!! Mario Lopez is named sexiest Bachelor
of 2008!
Who the hell was in charge of this? People
magazine obviously have THEIR people on crack for awarding
this douche to be sexiest bachelor. His stupid little pose
was to imitate the amazing Mark Wahlberg. Mario ain’t got
shit on Mark. Oh and get this- Brody Jenner came in second
place??? Why […]

Nicole Richie sports a Kate Moss

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

Holy shit. What the hell is my grandmother’s
table cloth doing on Nicole Richie?
What in the world is she wearing? While she was
trying to lose baby fat, did she miss and puke
all over another dress and then was forced to wear
this one? Look at that hair? Is that the Kate Moss
on drugs look? Because she’s got […]

Melanie Brown’s Plot on Eddie Murphy

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

Melanie Brown wants her revenge on Eddie Murphy
for impregnating her and not caring about their
daughter.
Melanie Brown is mad. She is frustrated. She is
going to teach Eddie Murphy a lesson! And she’s
going to accomplish this by- writing a song about
him, on her upcoming album. WTF??? Okay just because
you were a flipping Spice Girl doesn’t mean that […]

Brit says Bye Bye Bye to Beverly Hills

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

 
Awww shucks I bet Britney Spear’s neighbors are
going to miss her a lot when she moves out.
She’s reportedly going to be in Louisiana to support her
lil sis when she gives birth. After that she’s most
likely going to move to this huge ass Calabasas mansion.
You know, looking at the mansion sort of reminds me
of the houses […]

Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

These celebrities were born on June 18:
Willa Holland is 17.
Paul McCartney is 66.
Isabella Rossellini is 56.
Carol Kane is 56.
Edward Cibrian is 35.
Alison Moyet is 37.
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Stupid Bitch Denise Richards

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

 
DENISE SHUTUP! FACE THE FACTS. YOU WENT BEHIND
YOUR BEST FRIEND’s BACK AND STOLE HER HUSBAND.
This whole reality show she has is supposedly
going to “help her show the world her REAL side”?
What effing real side? She’s a fake ass clown who
is a home-wrecker. The only reason she has a show
is to get more “fame” and spotlight.
Go […]

Anne Hathaway is officially Single

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

 
Aww Anne Hathaway and her hubby have pissed
on their relationship and called it quits. How
unfortunate…NOT! Her ex was Raffaello Follieri
who is some top knotch buisness man that is now
accused of fraud. No shit sherlock. Buisness is
like politics, there will always be a rat. And
the rat is Raffaello.
What was just hysterical was the way Anne reacted […]

Katie attempts Broadway

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

Katie Holmes has always been a shitty actress.
I don’t know why crazy Cruise married her, is it
her height? Her floppy ears? No idea. All I know
is that she’s going to make her Broadway debut
on Sept. 18 in the play ” All My Sons”.
She will be the love interest of some missing
WWII pilot- what a shocker, […]

Bunny Hell

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

 
What’s worse than a cat fight? Then again what’s hotter
than a cat fight? A bunny fight.
That’s right, according to TMZ Hugh Hefner’s primary
prostitute Holly Madison and sporty whore Kendra
Wilkinson are in a brawl. For all those scientists
out there, on a pH scale- Holly would be a an acidic 0
and Holly would be a basic 14. […]

Jessica Simpson enrages PETA

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

So a couple of days ago Jessica Simpson was
photographed wearing a “Real Girls Eat Meat”
T-shirt. It all seemed harmless but big bad
wolf PETA fired off in an enraged response:
“Jessica Simpson’s meaty wardrobe malfunction makes us thankful that no one is looking to her for food advice. Chicken-of-the-Sea anyone? The woman who thought that […]