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Here’s a horror flick that will do the opposite of what you want it to do.
It’s called The Haunting of Molly Hartley and you can click HERE to watch the trailer HERE. It’s pretty funny how that Gossip Girl character and 90201 character is in it. Let’s just throw in some of The Hills girls […]

 
So this youtube commercial featuring all the celebrities we know…has aired. It’s basically saying: Vote!!! VOTEE!!!!! Vote!!!!!!!!
And I think we better listen to it. So watch HERE and send it to five friends! I know I will.

 
Oh Gwen Stefani is showing of her car, I mean child Zuma.
You’re probably wondering..why did she call the child a car? Well kiddos, it’s because that’s the name of my friends car.  Anyways- the child’s full name is Zuma Nesta Rock. Sounds something I would hear coming from that movie Zenon that aired a million […]

 
These celebrities were born on October 30:
Ivanka Trump is 27.
Gavin Rossdale is 41.
Nia Long is 38.
Nastia Liukin is 18.
Michael Beach is 45.
Mario Testino is 54.
Henry Winkler is 63.

 
These celebrities were born on October 29:
Randy Jackson is 47.
Gabrielle Union is 36.
Brendan Fehr is 32.
Richard Dreyfuss is 61.
Dan Castellaneta is 51.
Winona Ryder is 37.

 
Miley Cyrus and her thong model boyfriend…Justin whatever moved in together.
That’s unfuckivinglivable..(thanks Lil Wayne). Isn’t this what Jamie Lynn did before she got her ass pregnant? Live with the boyfriend…then BAM sex sex sex…and BAM babies..babies..babies.
This is exactly what will happen with the slut Miley. And people will STILL love her and probably praise her […]

Seriously kids.
I agree with my honey buns Anderson Cooper, these people are just AWFUL.  Gosh, Ali Lohan is SOO ugly. I can’t stop thinking how much she looks like a hooker here! Does she think she looks like one of the Pussy Cat Dolls? Hell to the fuck no.
 Her mother is such a fucking faker. […]

Nicole Richie looks decent.
Obviously I think blond is a horrific color on her hair, but you know what…she looks classy and isn’t doing that awkward Rugrats pose with her knees facing inwards. She has surpassed my expectations.  Her make-up looks nice, like Amy Winehouse’s when she is CLEANED UP.
She doesn’t look like a crackhead anymore. […]

These celebrities were born on October 28:
Julia Roberts is 41.
Bill Gates is 53.
Bruce Jenner is 59.
Joaquin Phoenix is 34.
Brad Paisley is 34.
Trista Rehn is 36.
Jamie Gertz is 43.
Justin Guarini is 30.

 
I’m so fucking tired of this stupid ass bitch.
Not just because she’s a crackhead, but because she has talent. Her her songs actually make sense, and they’re got-they’re fucking catchy! Hell you can catch a nun singing ” they trieeddd to make me go to rehab but i sayyy no no no!”.
Damn Amy Winehouse, you’re […]

 
These celebrities were born on October 27:
Kelly Osbourne is 24.
Jack Daniels is 59.
Nanette Fabray is 88.
John Cleese is 69.
Lee Greenwood is 66.
Jayne Kennedy is 55.
Garry Tallent is 59.

Are you bored this weekend?
Is there nothing on TV? House re-runs…you’re sick of watching the economy drowning and politics screaming at your face??? Are you sick of doing nothing? Is youtube getting annoying? Cat got your tongue? Celebrities make you cringe?
Well, have I got a treat for YOU! If you have a myspace, […]

Lindsay Lohan is going to release her new album Spirit In The Dark one day.
I don’t care to tell you when it’s coming out because I don’t condone buying the album. However I do think that Spirit In The Dark is probably a translation for Spirit In The Closet.
Well, her hair looks fake as […]

This week on Damnimcute, we noticed some pretty weird celebrities but no one compares to Speidi!
Yea, take a look at those pictures of Spencer and Heidi posing for a Pro-McCain/ Pro-Palin photoshoot. McCain apparently appointed them to do this photoshoot because he wants his campaign to be more “hip”. Palin let Spencer […]

These celebrities were born on October 25:
Katy Perry is 24!
Chad Smith is 46.
Adam Goldberg is 38.
Ciara is 23.
Craig Robertson is 37.
Marion Ross is 80.
Michael Boatman is 44.
Mhcad Brooks is 28.

This trailer for Tennessee looks annoying. Watch HERE.
Mariah Carey has the same monotone voice as she had in glitter. Absolutely nothing has changed with her horrific acting skills. The movie would be better without Mariah Carey in it.
It’s about two brothers, finding their father…and something to do with finding a donor and other […]

Apparently Miley Cyrus‘ boyfriend likes to borrow her clothing.
This young dude at the top is her 20-yr-old boyfriend Justin Gaston. What the eff!? Miley looks so damn old on the bottom! Why so red Miley? I knew that bitch always had a lot of make-up on at all those damn Disney Events. But methinks […]

This is idiotic.
Diddy changed his name shitloads of times and now Beyonce wants to change her stage name to Sasha Fierce. Are you kidding me? No, she’s not punking our asses. Here is her crass excuse as to why she is changing her name:
“I have someone else that takes over when it’s time […]

These celebrities were born on October 24:
Shenae Grimes is 19.
Kevin Kline is 61.
Bill Wyman is 72.
Murray Abraham is 69.
Adrienne Bailon is 25.
Bill Wyman is 72.
Monica is 28.

 
Katie Holmes is so ridiculous! Who honestly thought this bitch could sing?
Even my dog is barking furiously at the computer….I keep telling my precious pup that the crazy alien lady won’t force him into scientology!
But seriously, my friends, this is just an awful perfomance that should be suffocated immediately. Pull the plug and fire […]