Primitive Rubbish People Blog Entries

Seriously
Perez
, if you don’t have
real
shit on people don’t write about it.
I hate that about bloggers.  When they try to manipulate jokes that celebrities make to try to make them look bad. It’s like I want to email them a big message of: SHUT THE HELL UP!
So I guess Jennifer Aniston told Oprah she made […]

Seriously.
YES!
Shakira
, an AMAZING artist. Everyone tries to be like her- even bitch ass
Beyonce Knowles
Shasha Fierce. You totally know that Beyonce tried to be exactly like Shakira in Beautiful Liar.  Bitch tried to sing in Spanish and failed miserably. Remember when she tried to sing in french at that one awards show? It was shit.
So, […]

REALLY?! Ohhhh really?! Well congratufuckinlations you stupid stupid idiots who finally admitted that shit.
Yesterday the extremely smart National Bureau of Economic Research stated how the economy is at it’s lowest in a very very long time. Here’s a little overview of what a recession is for my economically challenged
readers
:
A recession happens when the GDP ( […]

 
The events which have occurred in the past week has made me extremely disgusted towards mankind. How can we, being human- having souls and hearts murder other human beings in the masses?
 I thought that the war that the US is fighting in would prevent such devastation from happening. The attack on Mumbai has left India […]

This week’s douchebag award goes to Elizabeth Kennedy from Bak Middle School of the Arts!

She allegedly cited a middle school history teacher for wearing a Barack Obama T-shirt to school AFTER the election.  This wasn’t even during the election, this was AFTER it people.  The history teacher’s name is Dennis Yuzenas. Kennedy was pissed off at […]

BLINK 182 BACK TOGETHER?

This will my little heart oh-so-happy if they come back to show the world once more what real music is, none of that
Ali Lohan
crap. The only bands I ever thought was worth listening to back in the day was Blink 182 and Greenday…the good old days.
Anways, Blink 182 split up back in […]

Who doesn’t like a little cat fight?
Apparently
Christina Aguilera
has been accused by the media (Perez) for stealing Lady Gaga’s “style”. Sometimes I don’t believe the shit that Perez Hilton says on his site. And this is one of those times. Why would Christina steal Gaga’s style when Christina has been doing her OWN thang for […]

J.K Rowling
should stop talking.  AND NO THAT IS NOT AND SHOULD NEVER BE HERMOINE!
Look, the books are DONE! Finished! I loved every single page and cherished each book. But why J.K? Why must you keep on taking? First you say Dumbledore was gay..which made me wonder what he was REALLY thinking when Harry went […]

VOTE TODAY!

Get your voice heard! Remember YOU decide who you want your next president to be. Not anyone else! So do what your heart tells you to do! Get out there! Vote! And remember VOTE NO ON PROP 8 AND VOTE NO ON AMENDMENT No. 2 FLORIDA!

Akon
has recently told the press that if John McCain wins the election- he will move back to Africa.
Fuck. What kind of booty music will I dance to now? No more smack that…no more belly dancer…damn Akon. Well here is what he said:
If he [Obama] doesn’t get into office, I’m gonna change my […]

Here’s a horror flick that will do the opposite of what you want it to do.
It’s called
The Haunting of Molly Hartley
and you can click
HERE
to watch the trailer HERE. It’s pretty funny how that Gossip Girl character and 90201 character is in it. Let’s just throw in some of The Hills girls too! That […]

So this youtube commercial featuring all the celebrities we know…has aired. It’s basically saying:
Vote!!! VOTEE!!!!! Vote!!!!!!!!

And I think we better listen to it. So watch
HERE
and send it to five friends! I know I will.

Seriously kids.
I agree with my honey buns
Anderson Cooper
, these people are just AWFUL.  Gosh, Ali Lohan is SOO ugly. I can’t stop thinking how much she looks like a hooker here! Does she think she looks like one of the Pussy Cat Dolls? Hell to the fuck no.
 Her mother is such a fucking faker. Look […]

Funny-man
Jon Stewart
isn’t going to shut up about McCain’s ridiculous choice of a vice president. He went on to say on the Daily Show:
She said that small towns, that’s the part of the country she really likes going to because that’s the pro-America part of the country. You know, I just want to say to […]

That
McCain
likes to hit it from the back!

Just kidding people. This is NOT
Sarah Palin.

This is actually porn star Lisa Ann who is playing ” an Alaskan governor” in a porno called
Nailin’ Paylin
.
It’s sort of dehumanizing though. Just seeing how far the hatred towards Sarah Palin has come is disgusting. To completely strip someone of who they are by making a porno is […]

It’s forizzle. 
Michael Lohan
got his stupid wish to be knocked out.
Basically he wanted to fight somoene for $$$ for charity..blah blah blah.  After weeks of yapping… Robert Venero, president and CEO of Future Tach Enterprise in Holbrook decided to THROW MICHAEL LOHAN’s ugly ass down for $20,000.
Now, Venero has never boxed in his life…but he […]

Sarah Palin
is not who I am describing in the headline.
Fox News
decided to cover the cover of
Newsweek
. (Ha, ha-play on words) Anyways- check out this Newsweek cover on the top. To me, it looks like any other cover. Another important figure just spreading their message. Yet, some dumbass Republican media “consultant” went on Fox […]

Remeber the story about
Sarah Palin
’s yahoo email account being hacked into?
Well the dude David C. Kernell just turned himself in and was charged with “breaking into the Republican vice presidential nominee’s personal e-mail account.”
I had no idea that they made a law called that. Wowzers! Anyways, the kid plead not guilty and he’s released without […]

So last night I watched the Vice Presidential debate.  And then my brain was set on fire with the constant usage of the word
maverick
.
Is it just me or is it every damn time
Palin
talks..you just want to drive a nail through your head? Not because what she had to say wasn’t interesting..it’s the way […]