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Shakira Will Be Singing At Obama’s Inauguration

Friday, December 5th, 2008

Seriously.
YES! Shakira, an AMAZING artist. Everyone tries to be like her- even bitch ass Beyonce Knowles Shasha Fierce. You totally know that Beyonce tried to be exactly like Shakira in Beautiful Liar.  Bitch tried to sing in Spanish and failed miserably. Remember when she tried to sing in french at that one awards show? It […]

The NBER Is So Smart: Recession Announced

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

REALLY?! Ohhhh really?! Well congratufuckinlations you stupid stupid idiots who finally admitted that shit.
Yesterday the extremely smart National Bureau of Economic Research stated how the economy is at it’s lowest in a very very long time. Here’s a little overview of what a recession is for my economically challenged readers:
A recession happens when the […]

Where’s The Love?

Monday, December 1st, 2008

 
The events which have occurred in the past week has made me extremely disgusted towards mankind. How can we, being human- having souls and hearts murder other human beings in the masses?
 I thought that the war that the US is fighting in would prevent such devastation from happening. The attack on Mumbai has left India […]

Damn I’m Cute’s DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: Elizabeth Kennedy

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008

 
This week’s douchebag award goes to Elizabeth Kennedy from Bak Middle School of the Arts!
She allegedly cited a middle school history teacher for wearing a Barack Obama T-shirt to school AFTER the election.  This wasn’t even during the election, this was AFTER it people.  The history teacher’s name is Dennis Yuzenas. Kennedy was pissed off at […]

Blink 182 Needs To Reconnect Fast

Friday, November 21st, 2008

BLINK 182 BACK TOGETHER?
This will my little heart oh-so-happy if they come back to show the world once more what real music is, none of that Ali Lohan crap. The only bands I ever thought was worth listening to back in the day was Blink 182 and Greenday…the good old days.
Anways, Blink 182 split up back […]

Christina Aguilera Disses Lady Gaga! Oh Snap!

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

 
Who doesn’t like a little cat fight?
Apparently Christina Aguilera has been accused by the media (Perez) for stealing Lady Gaga’s “style”. Sometimes I don’t believe the shit that Perez Hilton says on his site. And this is one of those times. Why would Christina steal Gaga’s style when Christina has been doing her OWN thang […]

Hermoine Granger and Harry Potter !? WTF

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

 
J.K Rowling should stop talking.  AND NO THAT IS NOT AND SHOULD NEVER BE HERMOINE!
Look, the books are DONE! Finished! I loved every single page and cherished each book. But why J.K? Why must you keep on taking? First you say Dumbledore was gay..which made me wonder what he was REALLY thinking when Harry went […]

Get Out And Vote!

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

 
VOTE TODAY!
Get your voice heard! Remember YOU decide who you want your next president to be. Not anyone else! So do what your heart tells you to do! Get out there! Vote! And remember VOTE NO ON PROP 8 AND VOTE NO ON AMENDMENT No. 2 FLORIDA!

No More Smack That

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

 
Akon has recently told the press that if John McCain wins the election- he will move back to Africa.
Fuck. What kind of booty music will I dance to now? No more smack that…no more belly dancer…damn Akon. Well here is what he said:
If he [Obama] doesn’t get into office, I’m gonna change my […]

The Haunting Of Molly…this is ridiculous.

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

Here’s a horror flick that will do the opposite of what you want it to do.
It’s called The Haunting of Molly Hartley and you can click HERE to watch the trailer HERE. It’s pretty funny how that Gossip Girl character and 90201 character is in it. Let’s just throw in some of The Hills girls […]

Hey You..VOTE!!!

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

 
So this youtube commercial featuring all the celebrities we know…has aired. It’s basically saying: Vote!!! VOTEE!!!!! Vote!!!!!!!!
And I think we better listen to it. So watch HERE and send it to five friends! I know I will.

Prostitute Alert: Dina and Ali Lohan

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

Seriously kids.
I agree with my honey buns Anderson Cooper, these people are just AWFUL.  Gosh, Ali Lohan is SOO ugly. I can’t stop thinking how much she looks like a hooker here! Does she think she looks like one of the Pussy Cat Dolls? Hell to the fuck no.
 Her mother is such a fucking faker. […]

Jon Stewart Has Had Enough

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

 
Funny-man Jon Stewart isn’t going to shut up about McCain’s ridiculous choice of a vice president. He went on to say on the Daily Show:
She said that small towns, that’s the part of the country she really likes going to because that’s the pro-America part of the country. You know, I just want to say […]

We Found Out On The Final Presidential Debate…

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

That McCain likes to hit it from the back!

Sarah Palin Reveals Her Breasts

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

Just kidding people. This is NOT Sarah Palin.
This is actually porn star Lisa Ann who is playing ” an Alaskan governor” in a porno called Nailin’ Paylin.
It’s sort of dehumanizing though. Just seeing how far the hatred towards Sarah Palin has come is disgusting. To completely strip someone of who they are by making a […]

Michael Lohan WILL Get His Ass Whooped

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

 
It’s forizzle.  Michael Lohan got his stupid wish to be knocked out.
Basically he wanted to fight somoene for $$$ for charity..blah blah blah.  After weeks of yapping… Robert Venero, president and CEO of Future Tach Enterprise in Holbrook decided to THROW MICHAEL LOHAN’s ugly ass down for $20,000.
Now, Venero has never boxed in his life…but […]

Idiotic Republican Woman Speaks About Newsweek

Friday, October 10th, 2008

 
 Sarah Palin is not who I am describing in the headline.
Fox News decided to cover the cover of Newsweek. (Ha, ha-play on words) Anyways- check out this Newsweek cover on the top. To me, it looks like any other cover. Another important figure just spreading their message. Yet, some dumbass Republican media “consultant” went on […]

Sarah Palin’s Hacker

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

 
Remeber the story about Sarah Palin’s yahoo email account being hacked into?
Well the dude David C. Kernell just turned himself in and was charged with “breaking into the Republican vice presidential nominee’s personal e-mail account.”
I had no idea that they made a law called that. Wowzers! Anyways, the kid plead not guilty and he’s released […]

Last Night’s Debate

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

 
So last night I watched the Vice Presidential debate.  And then my brain was set on fire with the constant usage of the word maverick.
Is it just me or is it every damn time Palin talks..you just want to drive a nail through your head? Not because what she had to say wasn’t interesting..it’s the […]

Damn I’m Voting!

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

ARE YOU EXCITED TO WATCH TONIGHT’S VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE???
Take Damn I’m Cute’s FIRST EVER Poll!!!!