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ARE YOU EXCITED TO WATCH TONIGHT’S VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE???
Take Damn I’m Cute’s FIRST EVER Poll!!!!

 
With
THIS
performace of Sarah Palin playing the flute.
I guess she’s been doing this for 10+ years. Excellent prerequisite for becoming a VP right!?

I’ve always thought PETA was a little nuts.
Well,
this
news group is just confirming that PETA is not only nuts, but is on every sort of drug there is known to man-kind. Apparently PETA wants Ben & Jerry’s to refrain from using human milk.
They want them to use breast milk.
What the hell?!
If you’re a woman […]

Surprise…sur..Oh what the hell, this was so damn obvious.
No shit you’re gay
Clay
! When I saw this bitch on
American

Idol
, I knew he was gay. Then when he sang about the moth on the wall my insides were screaming that Clay was gay. However, it’s about time he confirmed it.
Also…I don’t really like the way infants […]

If you didn’t know already:
John McCain
’s Chief of Staff, Mark Buse is gay….
And apparently Mark has sex parties. Now I don’t believe that shit that much because as much as the Republicans can be percieved as idiots, they wouldn’t hire someone who has random sex parties….
Or would they?

Time for some awesome political family news.
Sarah Palin’s
daughter Bristol is not only pregnant and a drunk.  She is also a junkie. Wow Sarah! You really did a FINE job of raising your daughter!
The National Enquirer
has reproted that she was videotapes smoking some green about 2 years ago ( she was 15).
I had no idea […]

If you’ve been living under a rock you might want to catch up on whats been going on in the U.S.
Merrill Lynch & Company Inc.
was the third largest US investment bank and was also a global financial services firm. It survived wars, the Great Depression- but couldn’t survive the mortgage destruction in mid-2007.
On Sept.14.2008 […]

Okay my peeps, tommorow night will be the premire of
Saturday Night Live
with
Michael Phelps
, Tina Fay, Lil’ Wayne, and Barack Obama.
YES BARACK OBAMA. That man has a sense of humor so we can expect tommorow to be a kick ass show.  I am super excited.  If you aren’t then go live in a cave.  Wait, […]

Oh,
Bristol Palin

this week has got to suck for you.

His name: Levi Johnston. What a smart shit…putting his
myspace
on private. You can see a better look at his picture. Won’t be long until someone hacks into it and grabs some photos.
Oh and his status: F*** the media? Seems like he’s the only one around f***ing […]

Oh JEEZ!!!
The minimum drinking in the USA is 21. I don’t think that Alaska has any exceptions. But as we can see above,
Bristol Palin
- yes the daughter of Sarah Palin and the one who is 5 months
pregnant
- is DRINKING ALCOHOL. I guess she’s resorted to Captain Morgan as her baby craving.
17-years-old ladies and […]

 
Time for some bitchassness!!!!
Somewhere in the world,
Democrats
are laughing there effing asses off.  So the extrememly conservative bitch
Sarah Palin
has announced that her 17-year-old daughter Bristol is 5 months pregnant! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Let’s remind ourselves why this is funny. 
Sarah Palin has been chosen to be McCain’s vice president. She’s a conservative freak of nature who is
AGAISNT homosexuality, […]

It’s official.
John McCain
has chosen Alaska Governor Sarah Palin to be his Vice Presidential running-mate.
So this means that whether Obama becomes President or John McCain: History will be broken. Holy shit, this year is breaking records. Unemployment rates are at it’s high, House Pricing is at its low, Michael Phelps and the Olympics…now Politics.
2008: Historical.

It’s good to be honest in this world….unless you’re telling your audience how much a movie you directed is shitty as hell.
Well, that’s exactly what
Mattieu Kassovitz
, the director of
Babylon A.D,
did.
“I’m very unhappy with the film… I never had a chance to do one scene the way it was written or the way I wanted […]

Are we attempting to play God?
It’s  apparent that the idea of cloning has been at an exponential increase.  And now it’s made history in the category of the first commercial cloning.  South Korean biotechnologists have cloned a pitbull terrier with the genetic material salvaged from it’s frozen ears.  Quite an advancement for science.
But what was […]

For the past couple of years I thought that my Porsche could only run on Premium gas.
Now these bitches are telling me my precious porsche can run on regular.

NY times

had the scoop when it came to this realization by those smart ass scientists. The benefits of switching from premium to regular is that […]

They’re just a bunch of greedy fools.
Wal-fart is a disgrace to the human race.  Low prices my ass.  I went to JcPenny and their shit was better quality and less expensive. Screw that smiley face, it’s just a marketing technique to trap millions of naive consumers.
Anywho,
Wal-Mart Stores Inc.
is unfortunately the world’s largest retailer.  Because […]

LMAO! Have you seen
THIS
new commerical for the McCain campaign?
It’s pretty funny how a politician decided to compare his opponent to two extremely idiotic celebrities.  Like I’ve said before, politics and hollywood do NOT mix.  That’s like beer and chocolate milk, DISGUSTING (trust me I would know).
But I do wonder…who would Obama compare John McCain […]

PETA
is angered by the new Batman movie.
They claim that
The Dark Knight
has some mean dog scenes.  Bullshit.  It’s a movie, there’s tons of movies with dogs attacking people. It’s not real PETA. There’s actually professionals who train these dogs for films like this one.
Let’s examine the
blog
. So they took off Batman […]

I am laughing so hard at VH1. Look at this thing they have created.
This is Tiffany Pollard, best known as
New York
from
Flavor of Love
. She went from your average 2 cent skank to a busty whore. She even got her own effing reality show. Shit, thats messed up. You got to whore yourself up to […]

The grossest thing of the day is probably the pictures of
Hulk Hogan
rubbing his hands all over his daughter’s ass.
Wait! It’s “OKAY” just because he was applying sun tan lotion. Uhm excuse me, since when do people need sun-tan lotion on their ass…when they’re wearing a BIKINI!? Brooke responds to our response over these nasty […]