Amy Winehouse Blog Entries

Amy Winehouse Drinks Water?

Friday, January 9th, 2009

Amy Winehouse couldn’t quite get through her relaxing vacation in St. Lucia without attacking someone. Winehouse’s spokesperson told The Sun the there was a little misunderstanding between Winehouse and some of the guests at the resort. She apparently misunderstood a conversation between a lady guest and her group, leading Wino to go all “Heather Mills” […]

Amy Winehouse’s Lover Revealed

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009

The mystery man Amy Winehouse has been seen with in St. Lucia the last few days has been identified as 21 year old aspiring actor Joshua Bowman, as reported by The Daily Mail.

Mr Bowman said: ‘She’s just a cool girl, very nice, and we’re just very friendly. She’s a good laugh - she is such […]

Winehouse’s beach romance

Monday, January 5th, 2009

Amy Winehouse is spending a lot of time at the beach in St. Lucia bathing topless.  I did us all a favor and refused to publish those images.  She’s been repeatedly pictured in the arms of an unidentified man.
Meanwhile, Amy’s vacation will soon be coming to an end — she’s due to make a court […]

Quantum Of Solace Will Not Blow Your Mind Away

Sunday, November 16th, 2008

 
The James Bond movies have been on of the most succesful action movies…but Quantum of Solace failed.
They  not only provide you action, romance and humour- they provide you an original plot.  However, after viewing this movie all I could think about was… THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM.  Don’t get me wrong, it was a good film, but it […]

Amy Winehouse: Death Of a Legendary Voice

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

 
She’s not really dead.
She’s in such a mess that I’m pretty sure this is it. She’s done. She’s a complete freak. I don’t know what is on her head, I don’t know why she let herself go? The media never infuenced her to do drugs, we just wanted her music.
That’s all we wanted Amy, now […]

Amy Winehouse Is A FAILURE To Her Fans!!!!

Monday, October 27th, 2008

 
I’m so fucking tired of this stupid ass bitch.
Not just because she’s a crackhead, but because she has talent. Her her songs actually make sense, and they’re got-they’re fucking catchy! Hell you can catch a nun singing ” they trieeddd to make me go to rehab but i sayyy no no no!”.
Damn Amy Winehouse, you’re […]

Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays

Sunday, September 14th, 2008

 
These celebrities were born on September 15:
Amy Winehouse is 25.
Sean Preston Federline is 3.
Nas is 35.
Carmen Kass is 30.
Michelle Stafoord is 43.

Amy Winehouse: Back to Rehab

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

 
Amy Winehouse is going to rehab again! Yes! Yes! Yes!
And her daddy knows she ain’t fine.  Russel Brand ( you know the dude from Forgetting Sarah Marshall and upcoming host of MTV music awards) apparently suggested the clinic she is going to.  Winehouse’s dad spoke out saying- “This is a very good idea. If she […]

Blake’s new home is jail…again

Monday, July 21st, 2008

 
Oh come on, who didn’t see this coming?
Blake Fielder Civil was sentenced to 27 months in jail on Monday morning.  Hahahah! Damn straight- get all those junkies locked up.  I wonder how Amy took the news. She’s probably smoking hamsters or some shit.  That girl always finds a way to eff up her life.  We […]

Blake does drugs in jail

Monday, July 7th, 2008

 
Amy Winehouse’s junkie lover Blake Incarcerated does drugs in jail.
What the hell is wrong with the British jail system? Do they not have security guards for this kind of shit? Oh wait- maybe all the blokes there get free drugs when on best behavior.   There are some pictures released of Blake smoking […]

Amy Winehouse is grounded

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

 
Amy Winehouse got her ass grounded.
Now Magazine is reporting that Amy’s record label has put her on house-arrest! Wtf, is that even possible?  In addition, the label hired security to make sure that junkies won’t try to sell her shit. It does seem like a good plan because this will keep Amy in […]

Kanye West and LV

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

Kanye West never fails to surprise.
Women’s Wear Daily was able to catch the scoop on Kanye West teaming up with Louis Vuitton to design a line of men’s and women’s shoes. How cool is that? I want to snatch a pair of those shoes!!! I’m pretty sure that his line will be Grade A because […]

Kanye VS Amy

Monday, June 30th, 2008

 
Let’s give a big round of applause to Amy Winehouse for making it through the week!
I thought it was pretty amazing that she was able to perform on stage right after her whole tuberculosis/emphysema/crack shit. So during one of her songs, Unholy War- around the 2 minute mark she briefly sings: I’m not opening […]

Amy Winehouse Breaks Free

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

Amy Winehouse is now out of the hospital.
What an annoying woman. Scaring us with her so called “emphysema”. Damn it, I thought we lost an amazing singer. So Wino is going to start rehearsing for Nelson Mandela’s birthday. First off…who the hell booked Amy Winehouse? I’m sorry but has that person completely forgotten that […]

Winehouse does NOT have Tuberculosis

Sunday, June 22nd, 2008

 
The news for Amy Winehouse seems to be
getting worse and worse these days.
She doesn’t have tuberculosis but she does
have emphysema. For those of you who aren’t
medically inclined- emphysema is a lung disease
that is caused by the over-exposure to toxic
chemicals. This honestly doesn’t even surprise
me because of all the shit Amy does.
Her father spoke out claiming […]

Amy Winehouse is Dying of Tuberculosis?

Friday, June 20th, 2008

The symptoms that Amy is suffering from are similar
to tuberculosis. The Sun has reported that she has
been coughing up blood for some time but refused
doctors to examine her. Winehouse has a pretty high chance
that she does have the lethal disease.
We can only hope that she will come to her senses and
stop her drug cravings and […]

Amy without drugs

Monday, June 16th, 2008

Oh no. Crack princess Amy Winehouse has taken a fall!
She was hospitalized on Monday after she fainted in her
London home. She’s going to stay overnight for observation
according to Papa Winehouse. She will also be given some
tests. WELL I wonder what kind of drug they’re going to
find in her now? She probably got really depressed
that her […]

Winehouse arrested

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

Reports indicate Amy Winehouse has been arrested in London on suspicion of drug offenses.
Scotland Yard said it has to do with a video they received of Winehouse. Last January, pictures from the video of Winehouse allegedly smoking crack was published by The Sun. Scotland Yard released this statement:
“Around 1pm today a 24-year-old women from the […]

Amy Winehouse is going back to rehab

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

Yes, yes, yes…Amy Winehouse is going to back to rehab.
A source tells the UK Sun: “Amy has admitted she needs to check into rehab again. There are too many temptations for her in the U.K. - people around her in London are making it impossible for her to stay clean for any length of time.”
“Her […]

Amy Winehouse: the BEFORE pic

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008

Here’s a pic of Amy Winehouse when she was just a clean little schoolgirl.
And here’s the AFTER pic…after the crack and after meeting her douchebag husband, Blake:

Quite the poster child for NOT doing drugs.