Angelina Jolie Blog Entries

 
The following celebrities were born on June 4:
Angelina Jolie is 34.
Bruce Dern is 73.
Michelle Phillips (The Mamas and The Papas) is 65.
Gordon Waller of Peter and Gordon is 64.
Parker Stevenson is 57.
El DeBarge is 48.
Scott Wolf (”Party of Five”) is 41.
Horatio Sanz (”Saturday Night Live”) is 40.
Noah Wyle (”ER”) is 38.
Stefan Lessard of The Dave […]

According to OK! Brad has given Angelina an ultimatum to marry him or its over. Good for him! She is being very selfish and needs to understand that the two should me married, especially since they already have kids. Brad finally put his foot down because he is playing single dad to all the kids […]

Angelina Jolie is now the highest paid actress in Hollywood.
In 2008, Angie’s movies totaled $1 billion worldwide. She makes up to $15 million per movie.
Here are the top 5 according to The Hollywood Reporter:
1. Angelina Jolie
2. Julia Roberts
3. Reese Witherspoon
4. Cameron Diaz
5. Katherine Heigl

 
Seriously Brad and Angie, stop acting as if you guys are like the Holy couple or some shit.
When Jennifer said what Angie did was uncool, Brad and Angie fired back by being “totally thrown”. And they thought she had ” moved on…and wouldn’t want to re-open this old wound.”
PUHHLEASE! Jennifer is finally proving to the […]

 
Alright, I’m getting really fucking tired of Taylor Swift constantly being a downer.
She snitched on Joe Jonas’ relationship wth sexy Camilla Belle by saying: ” They’ve been together since we broke up. That’s why we broke up-because he met her. We don’t talk.” What a familiar little situation. I could have sworn I’ve heard this […]

Finally, Jennifer Aniston has the balls to tell off that slut Angelina. ( Then again, Jennifer has ALWAYS had the balls.)
Anywho, according to the Daily Mail, Jen told U.S. Vogue in their December issue:
What Angelina did was very uncool.
OHHHH SHITTT!!!!!! Did Jennifer JUST try the tomb raider!? Hell yes she did. Another source even […]

Pierce Brosnan recently told People Magazine that he’s unhappy that Angelina Jolie will be his co-star for The Thomas Crown Affair. He’d rather work with Charlize Theron.
    “Charlize Theron is someone who I’ve always admired. I think she’s someone who has acquitted herself grandly. Nothing against Angelina Jolie. I think she’s a magnificent actress. But […]

Slut ass Angelina is about to feel her own medicine slap her in the face.
Her man Brad has been rumoured to be romancing with his co-star in the movie Inglourious Basterds, Diane Kruger. No, not Freddy Kruger’s daughter. Diane Kruger and Brad apparently share a special bond together. Star magazine says:
Jen didn’t trust Diane […]

 
They make chapstick for people like you.

A circus would be appropriate. 

Still Awkward 

Uh..huh Brad surely took these…right.
Ridiculous people claimed that Angie Jolie, Brad Pitt and their munchkins were releasing “intimate” photgraphs.
This isn’t intimate, these photos are goofy as fuh! Brad apparently took them. I doubt it. I think Angie Jolie used her magical powers to angle […]

Why did Angelina Jolie want to show how she breastfeeds the chosen ones? I have no idea.
Is there some magical way to do it? I doubt it. Anyways, I’m not against taking pictures of breastfeeding, but I totally think it’s awkward to share it with the world. Thats a couple of million people who […]

 
Angelina Jolie has a new movie coming out. Click HERE to view the trailer. It looks pretty good, surprisingly. She’s all motherly and shit.
That’s a different role from her usual sexy outfits and random killing sprees.

I’m into Hollywood Stars who are honest.
Brad Pitt was recently interviewed by Britain’s Look magazine. He was asked about his marriage to Angelina. Instead of saying: Oh boy, I love that woman. I worship her 5 times a day and make sure her every needs are satisfied…Brad Pitt ACTUALLY said:
“Sometimes Angie p***es me […]

 
I always think pictures like this are precious..until I find something awkward.
So here’s a recent picture of the happy family.  Angelina, Brad, Maddox, Pax, Zahara and other family members.  Awesome, cool- woot woot.  Let’s cut the shit, where the hell are Knox and Vivienne.  This picture could be epic if they were in there.
Hell they’re […]

 
The news has gone global! To those who live under a rock: THE CHOSEN ONES HAVE ARRIVED.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are now parents of 6!!! Holy shit that’s like the effing Brady Bunch!  Someone sound off the trumpets!!! Someone get out the bongs and some champagne! Let’s celebrate! They arrived in France spreading the […]

 
DAMN!!!! MEGAN FOX LOOKIN’ LIKE A FOX!!!
Yes I know cheesy…but still she looks incredible. Most even say she is the next Angelina Jolie. I truly feel she is Angelina Jolie REMIXED!!! Angelina can stick to vogue, but Megan Fox could do a million issues for maxim and they will always sell. […]

 
GIVE BIRTH TO THE CHOSEN ONES NOW!!!
It seems like everything and everyone in the world is giving birth. The only exception is Angelina Jolie.  Damn it woman have you heard the news lately?  A 70 yr old Indian woman gave birth, Jamie Lynn gave birth, little Levi popped out from a beer bottle, that […]

 
The chosen ones are now honorary citizens of Nice (they’re not even born yet wtf!):
Wow I wish I was adopted by these two “amazing” people.  Brad Pitt and Angelina get so much kudos in the land of Nice, France- they might name a couple of roads after them.  Angelina is still resting in the Lenval Hospital […]

Something doesn’t sound right.
Angelina Jolie’s obstetrician, Dr. Michel Sussmann is going to hold a press conference late this afternoon. We have no idea what the hell he is going to announce. I hope it’s birth of the twins…but why would he need a conference? In Angelina’s last birth, they didn’t hold […]

Yes and No.
A French magazine has reported that the couple has given birth to their twins. Awesome. Good job. You know I’m getting really tired of these birth announcements for this couple. Yes, this includes adoption announcements as well.
Now this MAY be true or MAY NOT be true. My […]

 
It was pretty erroneous of Angelina Jolie to just start critizing Disney when she’s seconds away from birth. The mother-to-be explains to OK magazine how Disney has upset her multicultural family by not featuring an African princess in their films. She currently has four children, three of which are adopted.
“There still isn’t a Disney princess […]