Angelina Jolie Blog Entries

They make chapstick for people like you.

A circus would be appropriate. 

Still Awkward 

Uh..huh Brad surely took these…right.

Ridiculous people claimed that
Angie Jolie
, Brad Pitt and their munchkins were releasing “intimate” photgraphs.
This isn’t intimate, these photos are goofy as fuh! Brad apparently took them. I doubt it. I think Angie Jolie used her magical powers to angle the […]

Why did
Angelina Jolie
want to show how she breastfeeds the chosen ones? I have no idea.
Is there some magical way to do it? I doubt it. Anyways, I’m not against taking pictures of breastfeeding, but I totally think it’s awkward to share it with the world. Thats a couple of million people who will google […]

Angelina Jolie
has a new movie coming out. Click
HERE
to view the trailer. It looks pretty good, surprisingly. She’s all motherly and shit.
That’s a different role from her usual sexy outfits and random killing sprees.

I’m into Hollywood Stars who are honest.
Brad Pitt
was recently interviewed by Britain’s
Look
magazine. He was asked about his marriage to Angelina. Instead of saying: Oh boy, I love that woman. I worship her 5 times a day and make sure her every needs are satisfied…Brad Pitt ACTUALLY said:
“Sometimes Angie p***es me off, but […]

I always think pictures like this are precious..until I find something awkward.
So here’s a recent picture of the happy family. 
Angelina
, Brad, Maddox, Pax, Zahara and other family members.  Awesome, cool- woot woot.  Let’s cut the shit, where the hell are Knox and Vivienne.  This picture could be epic if they were in there.
Hell they’re probably […]

 
The news has gone global! To those who live under a rock: THE CHOSEN ONES HAVE ARRIVED.
Brad Pitt
and
Angelina Jolie
are now parents of 6!!! Holy shit that’s like the effing Brady Bunch!  Someone sound off the trumpets!!! Someone get out the bongs and some champagne! Let’s celebrate! They arrived in France spreading the good […]

DAMN!!!!
MEGAN FOX
LOOKIN’ LIKE A FOX!!!
Yes I know cheesy…but still she looks incredible. Most even say she is the next Angelina Jolie. I truly feel she is Angelina Jolie REMIXED!!! Angelina can stick to vogue, but Megan Fox could do a million issues for maxim and they will always sell. […]

GIVE BIRTH TO THE CHOSEN ONES NOW!!!
It seems like everything and everyone in the world is giving birth. The only exception is
Angelina Jolie
.  Damn it woman have you heard the news lately?  A 70 yr old Indian woman gave birth, Jamie Lynn gave birth, little Levi popped out from a beer bottle, that man-woman […]

 
The chosen ones are now honorary citizens of Nice (they’re not even born yet wtf!):
Wow I wish I was adopted by these two “amazing” people.  
Brad Pitt
and Angelina get so much kudos in the land of Nice, France- they might name a couple of roads after them.  Angelina is still resting in the Lenval Hospital […]

Something doesn’t sound right.
Angelina Jolie’s
obstetrician, Dr. Michel Sussmann is going to hold a press conference late this afternoon. We have no idea what the hell he is going to announce. I hope it’s birth of the twins…but why would he need a conference? In Angelina’s last birth, they didn’t hold a […]

Yes and No.
A French magazine has
reported
that the couple has given birth to their twins. Awesome. Good job. You know I’m getting really tired of these birth announcements for this couple. Yes, this includes adoption announcements as well.
Now this MAY be true or MAY NOT be true. My money is […]

It was pretty erroneous of
Angelina Jolie
to just start critizing Disney when she’s seconds away from birth. The mother-to-be explains to OK magazine how Disney has upset her multicultural family by not featuring an African princess in their films. She currently has four children, three of which are adopted.
“There still isn’t a Disney princess that’s […]

Angelina Jolie
and
Brad Pitt’s
unborn twins are already worth $15 million.
A bidding war has broken out for the first exclusive pictures of the couple’s babies.  The bidders are People magazine and OK! magazine.
A People representative said: ‘We’d love to see the photos in PEOPLE.  We wish the family well.’
Pics of their first biological child
Shiloh
earned them $4.1 […]

Angelina Jolie
has confessed she “feels so much more” for her adoptive children than her own biological daughter, Shiloh.
“I think I feel so much more for Maddox and Zahara because they’re survivors, they came through so much.”
“Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born, I have less inclination to feel for her.”
“I met […]

Star Magazine reports
Angelina Jolie
will be having twin girls when she gives birth in July.
A source told them, “Brad can’t wait — he absolutely adores little girls. And Angelina just loves seeing him and the other kids so excited and happy.”
Another source claims Angelina’s pregnancy has been filled with “scary complications,” including suffering a major […]

Angelina Jolie
is finding second pregnancy to be a lot more difficult than the first.
She’s had edema (swelling caused by fluid build-up), fatigue, nausea, and now she has diabetes.
“Angie has gestational diabetes,” according to a source. “She found out about a month ago and has been trying to keep it under wraps. She’s been seeing […]

Angelina Jolie
and
Brad Pitt
will have their next child in France to honor the actress’ mother.  Angelina’s mother, French-Canadian actress
Marcheline Bertrand
, died last year.
“Angelina has been told she is expecting a girl. She’s thrilled,” a source told The Sun.
“Angelina is proud of her French roots and wants her latest addition to be born and raised there.”

Angelina Jolie
and
Brad Pitt
were scheduled to have their very first run-in with
Jennifer Aniston
at a party at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Saturday night.
But Angelina backed out at the last minute.
A source told US Weekly that Aniston thought it was the perfect chance encounter for closure. “She said the stress of having to avoid […]

Angelina Jolie’s
recent pregnancy may be what’s keeping her marriage together.
According to sources, Jolie has been terrified over
Brad Pitt
leaving her if she didn’t have another baby.
“Brad and Angelina are absolutely thrilled, but Angelina is also very relieved,” the source said.
“After trying for months to conceive naturally, she also began to fear that she’d never get […]

Angelina Jolie
is reportedly going to auction off the confirmation of the news of her pregnancy and donate the proceeds to charity.
According to a US Weekly source who was at the SAG awards:
“It was so obvious she was pregnant. You could clearly see the bump’s outline.”