Angelina Jolie Blog Entries

 
GIVE BIRTH TO THE CHOSEN ONES NOW!!!
It seems like everything and everyone in the world is giving birth. The only exception is Angelina Jolie.  Damn it woman have you heard the news lately?  A 70 yr old Indian woman gave birth, Jamie Lynn gave birth, little Levi popped out from a beer bottle, that […]

 
The chosen ones are now honorary citizens of Nice (they’re not even born yet wtf!):
Wow I wish I was adopted by these two “amazing” people.  Brad Pitt and Angelina get so much kudos in the land of Nice, France- they might name a couple of roads after them.  Angelina is still resting in the Lenval Hospital […]

Something doesn’t sound right.
Angelina Jolie’s obstetrician, Dr. Michel Sussmann is going to hold a press conference late this afternoon. We have no idea what the hell he is going to announce. I hope it’s birth of the twins…but why would he need a conference? In Angelina’s last birth, they didn’t hold […]

Yes and No.
A French magazine has reported that the couple has given birth to their twins. Awesome. Good job. You know I’m getting really tired of these birth announcements for this couple. Yes, this includes adoption announcements as well.
Now this MAY be true or MAY NOT be true. My […]

 
It was pretty erroneous of Angelina Jolie to just start critizing Disney when she’s seconds away from birth. The mother-to-be explains to OK magazine how Disney has upset her multicultural family by not featuring an African princess in their films. She currently has four children, three of which are adopted.
“There still isn’t a Disney princess […]

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s unborn twins are already worth $15 million.
A bidding war has broken out for the first exclusive pictures of the couple’s babies.  The bidders are People magazine and OK! magazine.
A People representative said: ‘We’d love to see the photos in PEOPLE.  We wish the family well.’
Pics of their first biological child […]

Angelina Jolie has confessed she “feels so much more” for her adoptive children than her own biological daughter, Shiloh.
“I think I feel so much more for Maddox and Zahara because they’re survivors, they came through so much.”
“Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born, I have less inclination to feel for her.”
“I met […]

Star Magazine reports Angelina Jolie will be having twin girls when she gives birth in July.
A source told them, “Brad can’t wait — he absolutely adores little girls. And Angelina just loves seeing him and the other kids so excited and happy.”
Another source claims Angelina’s pregnancy has been filled with “scary complications,” including suffering a […]

Angelina Jolie is finding second pregnancy to be a lot more difficult than the first.
She’s had edema (swelling caused by fluid build-up), fatigue, nausea, and now she has diabetes.
“Angie has gestational diabetes,” according to a source. “She found out about a month ago and has been trying to keep it under wraps. She’s been seeing […]

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt will have their next child in France to honor the actress’ mother.  Angelina’s mother, French-Canadian actress Marcheline Bertrand, died last year.
“Angelina has been told she is expecting a girl. She’s thrilled,” a source told The Sun.
“Angelina is proud of her French roots and wants her latest addition to be born […]

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were scheduled to have their very first run-in with Jennifer Aniston at a party at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Saturday night.
But Angelina backed out at the last minute.
A source told US Weekly that Aniston thought it was the perfect chance encounter for closure. “She said the stress of having […]

Angelina Jolie’s recent pregnancy may be what’s keeping her marriage together.
According to sources, Jolie has been terrified over Brad Pitt leaving her if she didn’t have another baby.
“Brad and Angelina are absolutely thrilled, but Angelina is also very relieved,” the source said.
“After trying for months to conceive naturally, she also began to fear that she’d […]

Angelina Jolie is reportedly going to auction off the confirmation of the news of her pregnancy and donate the proceeds to charity.
According to a US Weekly source who was at the SAG awards:
“It was so obvious she was pregnant. You could clearly see the bump’s outline.”

In an interview with Charlie Rose, Brad Pitt says he and Angelina Jolie will “crap out somewhere between seven and nine” children. He has such a way with words.
The number stood at a dozen just three months ago, but Pitt has apparently changed his mind. But has he convinced his wackjob girlfriend? […]

Angelina Jolie is no fan of George Clooney (whose a close friend of her husband, Brad Pitt).
She hates him so much she refused to attend the New York premiere of his movie ‘Michael Clayton’.
Jolie fears Clooney will encourage Brad to cheat on her.
According to a source, “Angie doesn’t get along with any of Brad’s friends. […]

Angelina Jolie has fired by St. John’s, a company she has been the modeling for 2005.
According to OK Magazine:
“Putting celebrities in campaigns is the biggest trend right now, everyone is doing it, but it didn’t work for St. John with Angelina,” a fashion industry insider explains to OK!. “The people that wear St. John just […]

Maxim magazine named Angelina Jolie as the sexiest assassin because of her talent to “casually slip out of the house with S&M gear under her overcoat, kill a man in a high-priced hotel suite, and then gently float 60 stories to the street below like some German fetishist version of Mary Poppins.”
Here […]

In spite of reports of marital problems, rumors are circulating that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt may be expecting another child.
This would be their fifth child but only their second biological child.
Reports indicate Jolie gave signs of her pregnancy at her son Maddox’s birthday party when she kept touching her stomach.
Over recent months Angelina’s dramatic […]

Angelina Jolie recently revealed she has given up her lesbian and kinky romps and the use of knives during sex.
“I’ve never hidden my bisexuality. But since I’ve been with Brad, there’s no longer a place for that or S&M in my life.”
In the past, Angelina was very open about her ten year relationship with model […]

What?
Angelina Jolie has ruled out the possibility of her ever running for the presidency of the USA.
Jolie commented:
“I’m not interested. I feel like you can get so much more done if you stay out of politics.”
“I’ve many things to do. So many kids! I’m able to go to Washington and meet with politicians on all […]