Angelina Jolie Blog Entries

Angelina Jolie rules out Presidency

Thursday, August 9th, 2007

What?
Angelina Jolie has ruled out the possibility of her ever running for the presidency of the USA.
Jolie commented:
“I’m not interested. I feel like you can get so much more done if you stay out of politics.”
“I’ve many things to do. So many kids! I’m able to go to Washington and meet with politicians on all […]

Brad and Angelina splitting up

Monday, August 6th, 2007

According to The Mirror, Brad accused Angelina of being ‘immature’ when she lost control:
“Angie was cursing at him and ended up throwing a glass of wine in his face. Brad was absolutely disgusted by her behavior,” the Mirror quoted the insider.
“Brad’s just had enough of doing what Angie wants to do and following her around […]

Angelina Jolie wears $26 dress on red carpet

Monday, June 18th, 2007

 
She may be the 14th most powerful celebrity in the world (according to Forbes), but Angelina Jolie’s latest red carpet dress cost her just $26. 
The cheap silk-velvet dress was worn for the premiere of A Mighty Heart in New York.  Jolie purchased the dress at a Los Angeles vintage boutique.
Counting her pennies may be a good idea […]

Angelina wants 14 kids

Saturday, June 16th, 2007

On the Daily Show, Jon Stewart wondered how many kids Jolie wanted, asking: “How high we going, you think?”
Jolie: “It fluctuates between seven and 13 or 14.”
Stewart: “Wow, I’ll tell you this: I admire that, because two is kicking my ass.”
Jolie: “Yeah, I understand that. Four is kind of kicking our ass, but […]

Angelina Jolie has nutrition issues!

Friday, June 15th, 2007

“Someone saying to me that I’m thin is not a compliment,” Jolie said. “I’ve always been lean and this year I lost my mom and I’ve gone through a lot. I have four kids and I finished breastfeeding - it’s been hard to get my nutrition back on track. Instead of people saying I […]

Brangelina Shop for Baby #5

Thursday, June 7th, 2007

Some people collect stamps, coins, stray cats….Brad and Angelina collect babies.
The Sun UK reports after visiting a Catholic orphanage, Angelina Jolie became fixated with a little boy.
A source said, “Angelina celebrated her 32nd birthday yesterday and had told Brad she felt it was time to extend their family again. Her maternal instincts […]

Angelina Jolie in Esquire

Monday, June 4th, 2007

Smokin’
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Angelina Jolie: I will not marry Brad

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

If Brad Pitt asks for Angelina Jolie’s hand in marriage, her answer would be a big fat “NO”.
In an interview with Reader’s Digest magazine, the “Tomb Raider” star said: “We’ve both been married before. Our focus when we got together was family, and we are legally bound to our children. That really seems to be […]

Angelina Jolie’s Kindergarten Sexcapades

Wednesday, April 18th, 2007

Angelina Jolie just confessed that she was one big slut in kindergarten, taking her clothes off and making out with boys.
Suddenly, my childhood days now seem a lot less fun.
The 31-year-old said: ‘I was a member of a group called the Kissy Girls. I was very sexual in kindergarten.
‘I created a game where I would […]

Angelina Jolie Adopts Vietnamese Boy

Thursday, March 15th, 2007

Angelina Jolie’s adoption of a 3-year-old Vietnamese boy is now official.
The actress took custody of her newest purchase, er, child named Pax Thien Jolie on Thursday, but will have to remain in Vietnam for a week or so as the kid’s American passport is still being processed. Angelina went to Vietnam with Maddox, the first […]

Angelina Jolie Almost Got Kidnapped

Sunday, March 11th, 2007

We all know that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have been jumping from one miserable place on Earth to another miserable place on Earth adopting children and doing the whole Mother Teresa thing. And she almost got kidnapped for ransom in the process.
“It was in a small village,” she says. “I won’t say where, or […]

Angelina’s Mom Wanted Her To Marry Brad

Thursday, February 1st, 2007

It’s been less than a week since Marcheline Bertrand, mother of Oscar-winning actress and tabloid staple Angelina Jolie, died after a seven-year bout with cancer, but some deathbed details are just seeing the light of day.
Like the one where she wished her daughter would finally marry the father of her granddaughter Shiloh, Brad Pitt.
“She spent […]

Angelina Jolie’s Mom Dies of Cancer

Sunday, January 28th, 2007

Angelina Jolie is going to need lots more hugs and kisses from Brad Pitt.
Actress Marcheline Bertrand, Angelina Jolie’s mom, has died of cancer at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center Saturday afternoon.
Our thoughts and prayers are with Angelina and her family.
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Angelina Jolie Throwing Stones in a Glass House?

Thursday, January 11th, 2007

Adoption advocates are none too happy with Angelina Jolie about her “gentle” criticism of Madonna for choosing an orphan from Malawi, a place without clear-cut adoption laws. They say Angelina’s adoption of her Cambodian-born son, Maddox, was hardly a model of legality.
Jolie later backtracked from her criticism of Madonna, and told People.com her words had […]

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt: Too Privileged to Get Sympathy from Angelina

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007

Angelina has done an interview with Elle UK and I’m expecting “those comments were taken out of context” commentary from her flack any minute now. Jolie said:

“I think I feel so much more for Madd and Zee because they’re survivors, they came through so much,” she said. “Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she […]

Exclusive Pictures of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt that Everybody Saw Two Days Ago

Thursday, December 14th, 2006

People has the supposedly exclusive pics of Angelina, Brad, and kiddies (including the elusive, heavily airbrushed Shiloh), even though Hello magazine published them first. C’est la vie! In the accompanying article, Angie dishes about her family dynamic and gives some insight into her kids’ personalities.

Angelina Jolie in Vogue

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006

Speaking of Jennifer Aniston being a whore, Angelina Jolie is in Vogue this month and she’s finally opening up about Brad. Click here for some pix, and pick up the issue to read all about how Angie did not ruin Brad’s marriage to Jennifer – it’s not her fault he wanted to be married to […]

Angelina Jolie Just Kinda Fell On Brad Pitt’s Penis…Accidentally

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

In the January issue of Vogue, Angelina Jolie denies ever being the other woman. She says she didn’t mean to fall in love with Brad Pitt and blames the crazy stunts the two performed on Mr. and Mrs. Smith for creating an unbreakable (platonic) partnership between them. In totally unrelated news, Brad Pitt and Jennifer […]

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to Wed in Africa

Saturday, December 9th, 2006

WOOOOOOO. Could this be true? Could Brad and Angie finally be tying the knot? Sources are saying that’s what’s gonna happen, and if it does – I’ll give a thumbs up to that! Shove that Anipooper. [Source]

Angelina Jolie Gives Cheap Birthday Gifts

Friday, December 8th, 2006

Note to my imaginary millionaire significant other: On my birthday, I better get a Bentley or a diamond or something. Apparently I’m way less high-maintenance than Brad Pitt, who was thrilled with his birthday present from Angelina Jolie this year. She took her common-law husband to renowned architect Frank Lloyd Wright’s Fallingwater estate in Pennsylvania. […]