Angelina Jolie Blog Entries

Brad Pitt says he’ll ‘crap out’ somewhere between 7 and 9 kids

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

In an interview with Charlie Rose,
Brad Pitt
says he and
Angelina Jolie
will “crap out somewhere between seven and nine” children. He has such a way with words.
The number stood at a dozen just three months ago, but Pitt has apparently changed his mind. But has he convinced his wackjob girlfriend? We’ll just wait […]

Angelina Jolie hates George Clooney

Monday, October 15th, 2007

Angelina Jolie
is no fan of
George Clooney
(whose a close friend of her husband,
Brad Pitt
).
She hates him so much she refused to attend the New York premiere of his movie ‘Michael Clayton’.
Jolie fears Clooney will encourage Brad to cheat on her.
According to a source, “Angie doesn’t get along with any of Brad’s friends. When they […]

Angelina Jolie fired by fashion label

Friday, September 28th, 2007

Angelina Jolie
has fired by St. John’s, a company she has been the modeling for 2005.
According to OK Magazine:
“Putting celebrities in campaigns is the biggest trend right now, everyone is doing it, but it didn’t work for St. John with Angelina,” a fashion industry insider explains to OK!. “The people that wear St. John just […]

Angelina Jolie, Sexiest Assassin

Tuesday, September 4th, 2007

Maxim magazine named
Angelina Jolie
as the sexiest assassin because of her talent to “casually slip out of the house with S&M gear under her overcoat, kill a man in a high-priced hotel suite, and then gently float 60 stories to the street below like some German fetishist version of Mary Poppins.”
Here is the […]

Is Angelina pregnant?

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

In spite of reports of marital problems, rumors are circulating that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt may be expecting another child.

This would be their fifth child but only their second biological child.
Reports indicate Jolie gave signs of her pregnancy at her son Maddox’s birthday party when she kept touching her stomach.

Over recent months Angelina’s dramatic […]

Angelina: I gave up girls for Brad

Monday, August 13th, 2007

Angelina Jolie recently revealed she has given up her lesbian and kinky romps and the use of knives during sex.
“I’ve never hidden my bisexuality. But since I’ve been with Brad, there’s no longer a place for that or S&M in my life.”

In the past, Angelina was very open about her ten year relationship with model […]

Angelina Jolie rules out Presidency

Thursday, August 9th, 2007

What?
Angelina Jolie has ruled out the possibility of her ever running for the presidency of the USA.
Jolie commented:
“I’m not interested. I feel like you can get so much more done if you stay out of politics.”
“I’ve many things to do. So many kids! I’m able to go to Washington and meet with politicians on all […]

Brad and Angelina splitting up

Monday, August 6th, 2007

According to The Mirror, Brad accused Angelina of being ‘immature’ when she lost control:

“Angie was cursing at him and ended up throwing a glass of wine in his face. Brad was absolutely disgusted by her behavior,” the Mirror quoted the insider.

“Brad’s just had enough of doing what Angie wants to do and following her around […]

Angelina Jolie wears $26 dress on red carpet

Monday, June 18th, 2007

 
She may be the 14th most powerful celebrity in the world (according to
Forbes
), but Angelina Jolie’s latest red carpet dress cost her just $26. 
The cheap silk-velvet dress was worn for the premiere of
A Mighty Heart
in New York.  Jolie purchased the dress at a Los Angeles vintage boutique.
Counting her pennies may be a good idea considering her […]

Angelina wants 14 kids

Saturday, June 16th, 2007

On the Daily Show, Jon Stewart wondered how many kids Jolie wanted, asking: “How high we going, you think?”
Jolie: “It fluctuates between seven and 13 or 14.”
Stewart: “Wow, I’ll tell you this: I admire that, because two is kicking my ass.”
Jolie: “Yeah, I understand that. Four is kind of kicking our ass, but […]

Angelina Jolie has nutrition issues!

Friday, June 15th, 2007

“Someone saying to me that I’m thin is not a compliment,” Jolie said. “I’ve always been lean and this year I lost my mom and I’ve gone through a lot. I have four kids and I finished breastfeeding - it’s been hard to get my nutrition back on track. Instead of people saying I look […]

Brangelina Shop for Baby #5

Thursday, June 7th, 2007

Some people collect stamps, coins, stray cats….Brad and Angelina collect babies.
The Sun UK
reports after visiting a Catholic orphanage, Angelina Jolie became fixated with a little boy.
A source said, “Angelina celebrated her 32nd birthday yesterday and had told Brad she felt it was time to extend their family again. Her maternal instincts […]

Angelina Jolie in Esquire

Monday, June 4th, 2007

Smokin’

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Angelina Jolie: I will not marry Brad

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

If
Brad Pitt
asks for
Angelina Jolie’s
hand in marriage, her answer would be a big fat “NO”.

In an interview with
Reader’s Digest
magazine, the “Tomb Raider” star said: “We’ve both been married before. Our focus when we got together was family, and we are legally bound to our children. That really seems to be the most important thing.”

Angelina […]

Angelina Jolie’s Kindergarten Sexcapades

Wednesday, April 18th, 2007

Angelina Jolie
just confessed that she was one big slut in kindergarten, taking her clothes off and making out with boys.
Suddenly, my childhood days now seem a lot less fun.
The 31-year-old said: ‘I was a member of a group called the Kissy Girls. I was very sexual in kindergarten.
‘I created a game where I would […]

Angelina Jolie Adopts Vietnamese Boy

Thursday, March 15th, 2007

Angelina Jolie’s adoption of a 3-year-old Vietnamese boy is now official.
The actress took custody of her newest purchase, er, child named Pax Thien Jolie on Thursday, but will have to remain in Vietnam for a week or so as the kid’s American passport is still being processed. Angelina went to Vietnam with Maddox, the first […]

Angelina Jolie Almost Got Kidnapped

Sunday, March 11th, 2007

We all know that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have been jumping from one miserable place on Earth to another miserable place on Earth adopting children and doing the whole Mother Teresa thing. And she almost got kidnapped for ransom in the process.
“It was in a small village,” she says. “I won’t say where, or […]

Angelina’s Mom Wanted Her To Marry Brad

Thursday, February 1st, 2007

It’s been less than a week since Marcheline Bertrand, mother of Oscar-winning actress and tabloid staple Angelina Jolie,
died after a seven-year bout with cancer
, but some deathbed details are just seeing the light of day.
Like the one where she wished her daughter would finally marry the father of her granddaughter Shiloh, Brad Pitt.
“She spent the […]

Angelina Jolie’s Mom Dies of Cancer

Sunday, January 28th, 2007

Angelina Jolie is going to need lots more hugs and kisses from Brad Pitt.
Actress Marcheline Bertrand, Angelina Jolie’s mom,
has died of cancer
at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center Saturday afternoon.
Our thoughts and prayers are with Angelina and her family.
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Angelina Jolie Throwing Stones in a Glass House?

Thursday, January 11th, 2007

Adoption advocates are none too happy with Angelina Jolie about her “gentle” criticism of Madonna for choosing an orphan from Malawi, a place without clear-cut adoption laws. They say Angelina’s adoption of her Cambodian-born son, Maddox, was hardly a model of legality.
Jolie later backtracked from her criticism of Madonna, and told People.com her words had […]