Angelina Jolie Blog Entries

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt: Too Privileged to Get Sympathy from Angelina

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007

Angelina has done an interview with Elle UK and I’m expecting “those comments were taken out of context” commentary from her flack any minute now. Jolie said:

“I think I feel so much more for Madd and Zee because they’re survivors, they came through so much,” she said. “Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she […]

Exclusive Pictures of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt that Everybody Saw Two Days Ago

Thursday, December 14th, 2006

People has the supposedly exclusive pics of Angelina, Brad, and kiddies (including the elusive, heavily airbrushed Shiloh), even though Hello magazine published them first. C’est la vie! In the accompanying article, Angie dishes about her family dynamic and gives some insight into her kids’ personalities.

Angelina Jolie in Vogue

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006

Speaking of Jennifer Aniston being a whore, Angelina Jolie is in Vogue this month and she’s finally opening up about Brad. Click here for some pix, and pick up the issue to read all about how Angie did not ruin Brad’s marriage to Jennifer – it’s not her fault he wanted to be married to […]

Angelina Jolie Just Kinda Fell On Brad Pitt’s Penis…Accidentally

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

In the January issue of Vogue, Angelina Jolie denies ever being the other woman. She says she didn’t mean to fall in love with Brad Pitt and blames the crazy stunts the two performed on Mr. and Mrs. Smith for creating an unbreakable (platonic) partnership between them. In totally unrelated news, Brad Pitt and Jennifer […]

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to Wed in Africa

Saturday, December 9th, 2006

WOOOOOOO. Could this be true? Could Brad and Angie finally be tying the knot? Sources are saying that’s what’s gonna happen, and if it does – I’ll give a thumbs up to that! Shove that Anipooper. [
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Angelina Jolie Gives Cheap Birthday Gifts

Friday, December 8th, 2006

Note to my imaginary millionaire significant other: On my birthday, I better get a Bentley or a diamond or something. Apparently I’m way less high-maintenance than Brad Pitt, who was thrilled with his birthday present from Angelina Jolie this year. She took her common-law husband to renowned architect Frank Lloyd Wright’s Fallingwater estate in Pennsylvania. […]

Angelina’s Body Guards Get in Trouble Again

Friday, November 17th, 2006

And they’re being held by Indian police/authorities for questioning after parents of a small infant claimed that the guy “manhandled” their infant child. And there’s not even the slightest chance they could be lying because it’s Angelina Jolie’s bodyguard. [
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Brad and Angelina - Taking One for the Team

Friday, November 3rd, 2006

I knooooooooow Brad and Angie are the hottest unofficial U.S. Ambassadors of Good that we have, but according to US Weekly … someone doesn’t think so. Who is this particular someone? Osama bin Laden. Yep, that’s right. US Weekly reports (via the Financial Express):

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, have received threats on their lives from […]

Brad and Angie to Have Another Baby?

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006

Orphans all over the world are crying a soft tear tonight, because Star Magazine is reporting that AngelBrad might be spitting out another Messiah sooner than previously expected. Not that we were, like, expecting them to have another biological child soon. I mean, my money was on a little boy from India. Anyhoo, Star reports:

“When […]