Anna Nicole Smith Blog Entries

It’s only been a little over a week since it was determined that Larry Bikhead is the real daddy of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby Dannielynn, but the new dad has already begun cashing in on his new-found baby.
Larry and Dannielynn are featured in the latest issue of OK! Magazine, which will go on sale in […]

One-hit wonder and Dancing With the Stars castoff Willa Ford has been cast to play Anna Nicole Smith in an indie biopic that will cover the departed Playboy Playmate’s life from age 17 until her death at the age of 39.
To refresh your memory about Willa’s so-so pop music career, she had one big single […]

Good news for those who fear that Dannielynn Smith might be at the receiving end of methadone prescriptions in the future: a Bahamian judge just ruled Larry Birkhead is the baby’s real daddy according to a DNA test. The doc who did the test said that Larry is 99.99% the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s […]

So the details that were leaked last Friday were pretty close, that Anna Nicole Smith really died of an accidental drug overdose from a deadly cocktail of prescription drugs she was on. No foul play, no illegal drugs, not a suicide.
The list of prescription drugs announced this morning by Broward County medical examiner Dr. Joshua […]

Great. An announcement about making an announcement. Anyway, we’ll finally get to know what really killed Anna Nicole Smith. It’s been nearly two months since she kicked the bucket, and it’s about time.
According to TMZ, Dr. Joshua Perper, the medical examiner who performed the autopsy on Anna Nicole’s body, has announced that he will hold […]

With worms of every size, shape and color coming out of the woodwork claiming they were the ones who knocked the late Anna Nicole Smith up and helped bring Dannielynn Smith into this world, it’s about time the judge handling the baby’s paternity case issued an order for the much-delayed DNA test to determine once […]

As if not enough people are using the deceased Anna Nicole Smith to push their own agendas, John Travolta, who once worked with her on the film “Be Cool”, is using her death to push Narconon, the unorthodox Church of Scientology drug rehab programme.
Travolta said: ‘It’s so sad. We could have helped her with Narconon […]

What do Anna Nicole Smith, Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield and Dorothy Stratten have in common? They were all Playboy Playmates, and they all died before the age of 50. And they’re not the only Playmates to do so, leading one to think there might be a curse among Playboy Playmates.
I don’t know about […]

Just when you think Anna Nicole Smith’s death will finally be relegated to the background after another crazy American in yet another shooting rampage hit the headlines, here comes another twist in the ANS saga that threatens to further complicate things in the fatherhood race for five-month old Daniellyn Smith.
Alexander Denk, a former bodyguard of […]

Anna Nicole Smith hasn’t been dead a week and Howard K. Stern’s already hard at work orchestrating things the way he orchestrated events after Daniel Smith’s death last year.
ET is set to air starting Monday an exclusive interview with the boyfriend of the deceased in what would sound like a week-long series.
Egad, a week of […]

The autopsy on Anna Nicole Smith’s body performed Friday still doesn’t tell us much about what killed her.
In a press conference, Broward County medical examiner Dr. Joshua Perper said they’re gonna need to do further tests before they can determine what caused Anna Nicole’s death. All they know from the early results is that she […]

Anna Nicole Smith, former stripper, Playboy centerfold, jeans model, tabloid fodder, widow of an eightysomething gazillionaire, and grieving mother died in Florida after collapsing in her hotel room.
She was reported to have been dead upon arrival an hour after collapsing inside her hotel room at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. A witness said she […]

Is Anna Nicole Smith hiding something?
With all her proclaiming to high heavens that she’s got nothing to hide, it’s quite odd to learn that the former Playboy Playmate’s lawyers are trying to move heaven and Earth to stop the DNA test meant to establish the real daddy of her baby Daniellyn, scheduled for tomorrow.
From TMZ:
Sources […]

First her billionaire husband dies, then his kids fight her for his fortune, then her son dies (pretty tragically, I admit), and now a judge is forcing Anna Nicole Smith to basically admit that her lawyer, J. Howard Stern, is probably not her newborn daughter’s biological father.

This is it my friends – Anna Nicole is getting booted from the Bahamas. We all know she’s been court-ordered to cough up baby Danielynn’s DNA for a paternity test, but now…now…Anna’s homeless. Anna’s flack of course is saying she isn’t homeless, but we know she really is. I don’t even know how to fully […]

That’s right – it looks like we’re finally going to find out who Anna Nicole’s Baby Daddy is. I’ve been hearing the Mercury was in retrograde, but I thought that meant bad things were supposed to happen, because between this and Britney’s divorce it’s like my effing birthday! [Source]

Anna Nicole Smith has released video of her C-Section to Entertainment Tonight. That’s right, the uncensored video of her C-Section. Watch at your own risk. The whole thing is just upsetting, because Anna Nicole is totally effed up, and she’s acting like she has no drugs in her but we all know she’s drugged up […]

Well, we all know Anna Nicole is in on the other side of town from “Happy Place,” so this newest tidbit o’ info isn’t a huuuuge surprise. Anna Nicole is losing it. I know, call the papes. But this latest quote of hers actually indicates that she may not be “on this planet” – or […]

Ok, so…we’re at the fork in the road in the Anna Nicole saga. TMZ has the word that Anna Nicole, indeed, was taking drugs while pregnant with Larry Birkhead’s baby. Well, it looks like Anna Nicole’s gone and effed herself on this one, and unfortunately innocent bystanders – like her infant DAUGHTER – are getting […]

Yes, this melodrama is totally worthy of an all-caps header. So what’s in the Anna Nicole news today. Well, she has pneumonia. In the Bahamas. I know I will probably get a bagillion comments mocking my ignorance, but…one does not usually associate pneumonia with, say, the Bahamas. I’d associate pneumonia with, say, Vermont in January. […]