Ashley Olsen Blog Entries

These celebrities were born on June 13:
Ashley
and
Mary-Kate Olsen
are 22.
Magician Siegfried of Siegfried and Roy is 69.
Comedian Tim Allen (”Home Improvement”) is 55.
Bassist Paul DeLisle of Smash Mouth is 45.
Soren Rasted (Aqua) is 39.
Rivers Cuomo of Weezer is 38.
Steve-O (”Jackass”) is 34.

A former Starbucks barista has admitted to switching whole milk for skim when making coffee for the Olsen twins.
“The barista thought the were too thin, so whenever they ordered their usual drink, he would replace the skim milk with full-fat,” said a source.
Sadly, her nefarious plan didn’t work.

Hugh Hefner
wants
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
to pose nude for Playboy.
“Hef thinks the twins are every young man’s fantasy,” according to an insider.
Every young man’s fantasy?  More like every pedophile’s fantasy.  These twins may be 21, but they look like 12 year olds.

Mary-Kate
and
Ashley Olsen
have developed a clothing line for frail skinny women.  It’s called the Elizabeth and James Collection (don’t ask me why it’s called that; I have no idea).
According to Ashley:
“[The collection] is intended for a woman who wants a designer garment but cannot afford it.  It’s a sophisticated woman with a playful side and […]

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
are in talks to be the first Bond girl twins.  The former Full House stars are negotiating to appear in the next James Bond film featuring
Daniel Craig
.
According to gossip columnist Janet Charlton, the producers are offering the girls a clause in their contract stating they would not have to shoot any sex […]

This is what it would look like.
Also, it appears Ms. Olsen has gone back to blonde. Thank god – I was not digging her as a brunette. Now if only Mary-Kate would go back to being a sandy brownette, the universe might, just might, start feeling back in order.