Brad Pitt Blog Entries

 
World Advocate and hot mama, Angelina Jolie is itching for another baby, only this time from Syria. However, honorary baby-daddy, Brad Pitt has made it clear that 6 kids are enough for him.
Let’s see we have Maddox, Pax and Zahara who have all been adopted from the ends of the earth. And all share the […]

Angelina Jolie takes three of her kids — Pax, 5, Zahara, 4, and Shiloh, 3, — to the Toys ‘R Us in Toulon, France on Wednesday. “They looked like one big happy family,” a spywitness reveals. “Everyone was holding hands and the kids helped each other pick out toys.” Shiloh looks like a little boy […]

 
 
In twenty years, who do you think cutie Levi McConaughey is most likely to date? Suri Cruise or Shiloh Jolie-Pitt? Vote Now!

Not Brad Pitt people! Another Brad! Thursday night, Jennifer Aniston and “The Hangover” star Bradley Cooper who also co-starred with her in “He’s Just Not That Into You”, were spotted leaving a restaurant in NYC last night. Cooper swears the two aren’t dating but they were leaving an intimate, fancy dinner last night. That would […]

According to OK! Brad has given Angelina an ultimatum to marry him or its over. Good for him! She is being very selfish and needs to understand that the two should me married, especially since they already have kids. Brad finally put his foot down because he is playing single dad to all the kids […]

Brad Pitt was attending HBO’s Golden Globes party when a drunk lady came up and started heckling the superstar. This Is London is reporting that a source told them:
“Brad was enjoying a cocktail and chatting with friends at party when this woman, who was clearly drunk, approached him. She went on and on about how […]

 
Seriously Brad and Angie, stop acting as if you guys are like the Holy couple or some shit.
When Jennifer said what Angie did was uncool, Brad and Angie fired back by being “totally thrown”. And they thought she had ” moved on…and wouldn’t want to re-open this old wound.”
PUHHLEASE! Jennifer is finally proving to the […]

 
Alright, I’m getting really fucking tired of Taylor Swift constantly being a downer.
She snitched on Joe Jonas’ relationship wth sexy Camilla Belle by saying: ” They’ve been together since we broke up. That’s why we broke up-because he met her. We don’t talk.” What a familiar little situation. I could have sworn I’ve heard this […]

Finally, Jennifer Aniston has the balls to tell off that slut Angelina. ( Then again, Jennifer has ALWAYS had the balls.)
Anywho, according to the Daily Mail, Jen told U.S. Vogue in their December issue:
What Angelina did was very uncool.
OHHHH SHITTT!!!!!! Did Jennifer JUST try the tomb raider!? Hell yes she did. Another source even […]

Slut ass Angelina is about to feel her own medicine slap her in the face.
Her man Brad has been rumoured to be romancing with his co-star in the movie Inglourious Basterds, Diane Kruger. No, not Freddy Kruger’s daughter. Diane Kruger and Brad apparently share a special bond together. Star magazine says:
Jen didn’t trust Diane […]

 
They make chapstick for people like you.

A circus would be appropriate. 

Still Awkward 

Uh..huh Brad surely took these…right.
Ridiculous people claimed that Angie Jolie, Brad Pitt and their munchkins were releasing “intimate” photgraphs.
This isn’t intimate, these photos are goofy as fuh! Brad apparently took them. I doubt it. I think Angie Jolie used her magical powers to angle […]

I’m into Hollywood Stars who are honest.
Brad Pitt was recently interviewed by Britain’s Look magazine. He was asked about his marriage to Angelina. Instead of saying: Oh boy, I love that woman. I worship her 5 times a day and make sure her every needs are satisfied…Brad Pitt ACTUALLY said:
“Sometimes Angie p***es me […]

 
I always think pictures like this are precious..until I find something awkward.
So here’s a recent picture of the happy family.  Angelina, Brad, Maddox, Pax, Zahara and other family members.  Awesome, cool- woot woot.  Let’s cut the shit, where the hell are Knox and Vivienne.  This picture could be epic if they were in there.
Hell they’re […]

 
The news has gone global! To those who live under a rock: THE CHOSEN ONES HAVE ARRIVED.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are now parents of 6!!! Holy shit that’s like the effing Brady Bunch!  Someone sound off the trumpets!!! Someone get out the bongs and some champagne! Let’s celebrate! They arrived in France spreading the […]

 
GIVE BIRTH TO THE CHOSEN ONES NOW!!!
It seems like everything and everyone in the world is giving birth. The only exception is Angelina Jolie.  Damn it woman have you heard the news lately?  A 70 yr old Indian woman gave birth, Jamie Lynn gave birth, little Levi popped out from a beer bottle, that […]

 
The chosen ones are now honorary citizens of Nice (they’re not even born yet wtf!):
Wow I wish I was adopted by these two “amazing” people.  Brad Pitt and Angelina get so much kudos in the land of Nice, France- they might name a couple of roads after them.  Angelina is still resting in the Lenval Hospital […]

Something doesn’t sound right.
Angelina Jolie’s obstetrician, Dr. Michel Sussmann is going to hold a press conference late this afternoon. We have no idea what the hell he is going to announce. I hope it’s birth of the twins…but why would he need a conference? In Angelina’s last birth, they didn’t hold […]

Yes and No.
A French magazine has reported that the couple has given birth to their twins. Awesome. Good job. You know I’m getting really tired of these birth announcements for this couple. Yes, this includes adoption announcements as well.
Now this MAY be true or MAY NOT be true. My […]

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s unborn twins are already worth $15 million.
A bidding war has broken out for the first exclusive pictures of the couple’s babies.  The bidders are People magazine and OK! magazine.
A People representative said: ‘We’d love to see the photos in PEOPLE.  We wish the family well.’
Pics of their first biological child […]

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt will have their next child in France to honor the actress’ mother.  Angelina’s mother, French-Canadian actress Marcheline Bertrand, died last year.
“Angelina has been told she is expecting a girl. She’s thrilled,” a source told The Sun.
“Angelina is proud of her French roots and wants her latest addition to be born […]