Britney Spears Blog Entries

Britney giving her sister motherhood advice

Thursday, May 8th, 2008

Britney Spears has given her pregnant teenage sister Jamie Lynn advice on motherhood.
She gave Jamie some tips during a baby shower at her parents’ home in Kentwood, Louisiana on Saturday.
Jamie Lynn tells OK! magazine, “To be able to be in the privacy of our own home and just be sisters again was wonderful. She told […]

Britney gets more time with kids

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

Britney Spears has been awarded more visitation time with her two young sons following a court hearing.
She will be allowed to spend time with the two boys in the presence of a court-appointed monitor and her parents.  However, the court declined to disclose exactly how much more time Britney will get.
While there were no changes […]

Britney Spears: spokesperson for Bally Total Fitness?

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

Britney Spears is in talks with Bally Total Fitness to be their new spokesperson.
The out-of-shape singer will supposedly re-sculpt her once stunning figure through an endorsement deal with the health club chain.
What’s next? A deal to be the next anti-smoking spokesperson?

Doogie hates Britney

Friday, April 11th, 2008

Britney Spears gave “How I Met Your Mother” record ratings, but Neil Patrick Harris (aka Doogie Howser) doesn’t want her back.
“I’m in the minority that our show does not need stunt casting in order to succeed. I worry that if they start Will and Grace-ing us too much, that the show will suffer. And we’re […]

Moby wants to marry Britney Spears

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

Techno musician, Moby has a big crush on Britney Spears.
He reveals he has a thing for screwed up fatties:
“The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her. I found her moderately appealing in the late 90s, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat.”
Well, Britney really can’t do any worse.

Stupid Celebrity Quote: Madonna

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

Here’s Madonna comparing Britney Spears‘ life to the suffering in Africa:
“It’s very painful (seeing pictures of Spears). When you think about the way people treat each other in Africa, about witchcraft and people inflicting cruelty and pain on each other, then come back here and, you know, people taking pictures of people when they’re in […]

Jamie Lynn Spears’ family ignores her birthday

Monday, April 7th, 2008

Jamie Lynn Spears’ entire family ditched her on her birthday.
According to US Magazine:
“Jamie Lynn hit up a local Wal-Mart and Ruby Tuesday restaurant just outside Kentwood, while big sis Britney, brother Bryan and his girlfriend, Lynne and Jamie dined with a group at Italian restaurant Peppone in Brentwood.”
“There was no mention of Jamie Lynn or […]

Britney Spears is on the Photoshop diet

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

Britney Spears is soooooo out of shape that OK! Magazine didn’t even bother to take new pictures of her for their cover. Instead, they used a picture from a Glamour Magazine shoot she did in 2003.
The funny thing is, OK! Magazine’s cover story is about Britney losing 15 pounds in just 4 weeks. Her […]

Britney will appear at Kids Choice Awards

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

After appearing on How I Met Your Mother, Britney Spears may be making another television appearance.
Insiders say Spears will appear on Nickelodeon’s  Kids’ Choice Awards on March 29.
“It’s supposed to be top secret, but everyone is already buzzing about it,” the source says. “Her sister, Jamie Lynn, made such a splash at the event last […]

Britney, don’t quit your day job

Friday, March 21st, 2008

Here’s another clip from Britney Spears’ stint on “How I Met Your Mother”.
How awkwardly awful!

Britney Spears on “How I Met Your Mother”

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

Here is a clip of Britney Spears on the CBS comedy “How I Met Your Mother”. The episode will air Monday March 24.
She apparently plays a dim-witted slut who wants to have sex and go shopping. Quite a stretch for her.

Mel Gibson & Britney Spears dine together

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Britney Spears and Mel Gibson were seen together Saturday evening, dining at a Los Angeles restaurant for two hours. What could these two possibly have in common?
Both celebrities have had a lot of bad press as a result of their bizarre behavior. Could they be discussing a possible movie role? Or is […]

Britney gets an allowance

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

A judge ruled that Britney Spears is getting an allowance.
Even though she earns over $700,000 month, she’s only getting $1,500 a week. Her dad will give her a debit card each week.   By the way, he currently makes $2,500 a week for being in charge of all her finances.
Sweet gig!

Justin Timberlake disses Britney, introduces Madonna

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

Justin Timberlake introduced Madonna at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremony yesterday and took a few jabs at Britney Spears.
“[Madonna] has still found time to kiss someone I may or may not have publicly kissed myself while I was in the audience. Of course you know I was talking about Sean Penn.”
He then […]

Britney Spears Has a Stalker

Saturday, March 8th, 2008

Britney Spears has been receiving disturbing letters and packages from a stalker.
The letters include details on how to make bombs and “threatening language and weird gibberish”.
A source close to the singer says: “A lot of the things she was receiving were disturbing stalker kind of stuff. So, to be safe, her security team is turning […]

Jamie Lynn Spears is having a boy

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008

Media reports claim that 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is having a baby boy after she and her sister, Britney Spears, were spotted shopping for baby clothes - all in blue!
According to a source:
“Britney originally said the items were for her two sons Jayden James and Sean Preston, but it appeared to be a cover for […]

Britney is single again

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

Britney Spears has dumped her paparazzi boyfriend (for now).
According to The Sun, Britney saw pictures of Adnan Ghalib and another girl leaving a restaurant holding hands.  She then found a number of  raunchy texts on Adnan’s iPhone from the mystery woman.
“Britney lost it and started yelling.
“She was demanding to know who sent the texts and […]

Was Britney Spears Drugged?

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

The LAPD announced they are looking into the allegations that someone drugged Britney Spears.
The AP reports:
Police Capt. Kyle Jackon said in a statement Wednesday that the allegations “are being considered” by the Robbery-Homicide unit to determine if laws have been violated. Jackson says no suspect has been identified.
Spears’ mother recently claimed that Britney’s friend/manager Sam […]

LAPD chief: ‘We need Britney Spears to stay home’

Sunday, February 24th, 2008

LAPD chief William Bratton spoke out after his officers arrested photographers who were stalking Britney Spears.
“What we need is Britney Spears to stay home instead of traipsing all over town.”
“What you have is several young women in this town and several young men basically making fools of themselves and tying up not only my resources […]

Britney Spears wants to gag

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

Britney Spears’ request for a gag order has been turned down in the child-custody dispute with ex-husband Kevin Federline.
The judge rejected the request after Spears’ attorney argued that media coverage was “emotionally and physically” dangerous to Spears.
Federline’s attorney noted that the paparazzi swarms existed before Spears filed for divorce in November 2006.