Britney Spears Blog Entries

 
Have you seen that circus video for Brit Brit? If not, click HERE
She’s apparently making it hot when she puts on a show. You know what, around the one minute mark, I enjoy the guitars..then it does that sexy back thing around 1:25. The music video makes her look awkward, though. Doesn’t even look like […]

 
Britney Spears was stuffing her face with cake yesterday.
She wants to pack on some pounds to play an elephant in her upcoming music video as an elephant in a circus. Hence the name of her album. ” Circus” Ha. I am so damn funny. Anyways, this bitch looks good one and looks like Thanksgiving stuffing […]

 
Britney Spears is crash dieting to drop at least seven pounds before performing on the UK show, X Factor this weekend.
According to the Daily Mail:
‘She goes to bed hungry and is dieting so hard she’s suffering from insomnia, anxiety, flushes and shakes. Her father and the people around her are trying to get her to […]

 
To me, this is an extremely unflattering cover.
I have no idea why some people are totally into this shit. She looks insane. Her shirt is raised enough to make her almost have a beer belly. I think it’s a shiteous cover. Robert Pattison could have graced it….people are so damn tired of Britney.
Everywhere I go, […]

 
I bet the Heatherettes inspired Britney Spear’s new costume.
She looks find of fake though.  She looks really fucking fake. Shit would look better if she tried to go for a Dita Von Teese look…except not trying too hard like slut-ass Evan Rachel Wood-damn I hate that bitch. Anywho, Britney looks ridiculous.
I don’t think this […]

 
Britney Spears is an IDIOT!
Oh Violet why would you say that!? Well kids it’s because she’s back with Madonna. Remember the first time she kissed Madonna…and that whole kabala shit. Well, I think THAT cursed Britney Spears to dating K-Fed, having two kids, and ruining her career.
Now that Britney FINALLY has something awesome going for […]

 
Britney Spears‘ new hot,sexy single Womanizer topped the charts!
She will begin touring next spring to perform her songs on her new album Circus which drops on December 2.   She hasn’t topped the charts since “Hit Me Baby One More Time”. Congratulations Britney!!!
Getting back to being the hot slut we know was worth it!

 
The Womanizer video is SO HOT!!!
It’s on fire!!! I was like holy shit who is this girl? WHO IS THIS? IS THIS THE SAME GIRL FROM TOXIC?
Yes.  It is. She’s back.  Britney Spears is back to snatch away the lime-light from any wanabee. We shall have to wait to listen to more shit from her […]

These people are the bullshiters claiming that they have pictures of Britney Spears naked while filming an alleged “sex tape”.
Right….because someone who has this stuff would sell it or give it to some Jacksonville Radio Station instead of the top dogs like People or Ok! Magazine (who could offer them millions of dollars).
First […]

 
Click HERE to listen to Britney’s Womanizer.
This doesn’t really sound like Britney Spears. It’s just a bunch of backup singers honestly. However, I do like the song a lot since it reminds me of how much my ex is a womanizer.
So, maybe this song will remind you of your ex being a womanizer…or a mana..nizer. […]

 
The VMA’s wasted my time.
 It was just a pathetic excuse to show how no matter how much you suck, no matter how much shit you put yourself in, you can always get back up to the top because you pay your way up there. Yes- I’m referring to Britney Spears. The VMA’s was just another […]

You all must recall that E! True Hollywood story of Britney Spears.
It was along the lines of- ” There was this southern little girl who had a lot of talent, went to the Mickey Mouse club, became super hot and famous, but met some wrong people in her mid-20’s so she became a mom with […]

 
Do people really flippin’ look like this?
Don’t get me wrong, I love these hoes because I get to make fun of them. So this is Jodie Marsh.  I didn’t care for her ever but seriously…what a horrid little piece of work.  If prostitutes were clowns, I think this is what they would look like.
I think […]

Our Brit Brat won’t perform at the VMA’s this year! AWWW! WHY???
Is she scared that she’s going to mess that shit up like she did last year? She should just do it. She needs to grow some balls and get up on that stage and sing Piece of Me.
Even if she fails […]

 
It’s not surprising that Jamie Lynn’s boyfriend/baby daddy/ fiance Casey has cheated on her.
Am I supposed to feel sympathy or something?  Casey allegedly had an affair with some 28-year-old woman.  He likes his bitches old I guess. Jamie Lynn looks like a grandmother, so he must have thought she was old when he got her […]

We always knew Britney was a bit wack.
Here she is teaching her child how to smoke! I can hear her now: “Ya’ll gotta inhale deeplay and then ya’ll gotta hold yer breath until yall can’t see no more!”
What an idiot. Right when I was giving her kudos for being clean of irresponsibility, she’s smoking […]

 
Hot damn. I forgot how good Britney Spears looked.
And yes, this is a very recent photo of her.  She actually looks REALLLLLYYYY good.  She attended the Generation Rescue event yesterday in Los Angeles.  Her hair finally fits her features and she actually looks like that Britney Spears we all fell in love with!  Her outfit […]

 
Damn, could this be true?
Madonna is really desperate to get Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears on the same stage…together…singing..lalala.  A source has told The Sun:
“Madonna is always trying to raise the bar and Britney and Timberlake on the same stage would be perfect. They have both been asked but I think both are a bit […]

 
I totally love Britney Spears right now.
Alright, alright- she’s been through some sticky situations but she’s been tyring to get her act together.  Like damn, this girl was really controlled when she was younger- so no wonder she’s a train wreck.
Anywho, she’s filming that video for Madonna’s Sticky and Sweet tour. So here’s a picture […]

 
Oh rejoice! Madonna and Britney are going to hook up again..naked!
The Sun reports that “the Queen of Pop and its fallen princess will join forces for Madonna’s sticky and sweet tour”.   Hmm there is absolutely nothing “sweet” or “sticky” about either of them.   I would call the tour ” Crusty and Loose”.
So now they’re going […]