Britney Spears Blog Entries

The VMA’s wasted my time.

 It was just a pathetic excuse to show how no matter how much you suck, no matter how much shit you put yourself in, you can always get back up to the top because you pay your way up there. Yes- I’m referring to Britney Spears. The VMA’s was just another […]

You all must recall that E! True Hollywood story of
Britney Spears
.
It was along the lines of- ” There was this southern little girl who had a lot of talent, went to the Mickey Mouse club, became super hot and famous, but met some wrong people in her mid-20’s so she became a mom with 2 […]

Do people really flippin’ look like this?
Don’t get me wrong, I love these hoes because I get to make fun of them. So this is
Jodie Marsh.
  I didn’t care for her ever but seriously…what a horrid little piece of work.  If prostitutes were clowns, I think this is what they would look like.
I think her […]

Our
Brit Brat
won’t perform at the VMA’s this year! AWWW! WHY???
Is she scared that she’s going to mess that shit up like she did
last year
? She should just do it. She needs to grow some balls and get up on that stage and sing
Piece of Me.

Even if she fails at it, we will still […]

It’s not surprising that
Jamie Lynn’s
boyfriend/baby daddy/ fiance Casey has cheated on her.
Am I supposed to feel sympathy or something?  Casey allegedly had an affair with some 28-year-old woman.  He likes his bitches old I guess. Jamie Lynn looks like a grandmother, so he must have thought she was old when he got her […]

We always knew
Britney
was a bit wack.
Here she is teaching her child how to smoke! I can hear her now: “Ya’ll gotta inhale deeplay and then ya’ll gotta hold yer breath until yall can’t see no more!”
What an idiot. Right when I was giving her kudos for being clean of irresponsibility, she’s smoking with her children. […]

 
Hot damn. I forgot how good
Britney Spears
looked.
And yes, this is a very recent photo of her.  She actually looks REALLLLLYYYY good.  She attended the Generation Rescue event yesterday in Los Angeles.  Her hair finally fits her features and she actually looks like that Britney Spears we all fell in love with!  Her outfit isn’t […]

Damn, could this be true?
Madonna is really desperate to get
Justin Timberlake
and Britney Spears on the same stage…together…singing..lalala.  A source has told
The Sun
:
“Madonna is always trying to raise the bar and Britney and Timberlake on the same stage would be perfect. They have both been asked but I think both are a bit reluctant. Britney […]

I totally love
Britney Spears
right now.
Alright, alright- she’s been through some sticky situations but she’s been tyring to get her act together.  Like damn, this girl was really controlled when she was younger- so no wonder she’s a train wreck.
Anywho, she’s filming that video for Madonna’s
Sticky and Sweet
tour. So here’s a picture of whats […]

Oh rejoice!
Madonna
and Britney are going to hook up again..naked!

The Sun

reports that “the Queen of Pop and its fallen princess will join forces for Madonna’s sticky and sweet tour”.   Hmm there is absolutely nothing “sweet” or “sticky” about either of them.   I would call the tour ” Crusty and Loose”.
So now they’re going […]

 
Who the f*** would present this
nimwit
KFed
with
Father of the Year
award
?
Prive Las Vegas
apparently
was on crack the entire year and
named him father of the year. Seriously,
what the hell did he do all year to
deserve this award. Wait I think I know
the credentials to win this award:
1. Leave your girlfriend who is carrying
your unborn child for Britney Spears.
2. Marry […]

Britney Spears
‘ soon-to-be manager, Larry Rudolph, had no problem in discussing Britney’s new video for her single “Radar” off of her 2007 album Blackout.
Apparently the worn out barbie doll will be shooting in London this week. Rudolph claims this music video will jumpstart her career. How many times have we heard that one? We saw […]

Britney Spears’
father has offered
Kevin Federline
$4.5 million to remarry his daughter.
According to a source:
“Jamie’s been after Kevin to get back with Britney for months. He knows he may have to pay to get it done-and the money would come out of Britney’s assets, which he now controls….He keeps raising the stakes….The key is not letting […]

Eighty-five year old
Ed McMahon
,
Johnny Carson’s
former sidekick, has defaulted on $4.8 million in mortgage loans and is facing foreclosure.
He says he couldn’t make payments because he broke his neck and can’t work.
Ed can also blame
Britney Spears
for his problems.  According to his real estate agent:
“In the midst of trying to sell this property, there were […]

Britney Spears
is going to appear in the
Pussycat Dolls’
new music promo.
‘She’s doing a cameo in their new video shoot today,’ according to a source.
The Pussycat Dolls are filming the single “When I Grow Up” from their second album (which has been produced by Timbaland).

Britney Spears’
former boyfriend,
Adnan Ghalib
, is reportedly shopping a sex tape he made with her.
According to a source:
“Word is that the video starts with Britney undressing. She was wearing some cheap clothes that she bought down there in Rosarito. The sex wasn’t particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout. At one point in […]

Britney Spears
and
Mel Gibson
are currently on their way to Costa Rica together. They both left on a private plane this morning from Los Angeles. Sources indicate that Gibson is flying Britney and her dad for a weekend vacation.
Back in March, the two were seen
having dinner together
.  What could these two possibly be doing […]

Britney Spears
was involved in a minor car accident when she rear-ended a red Ford Explorer in Beverly Hills. A witness said:
“I think she was just distracted. She just tapped the other car in front of her.”

Britney stayed in the car while her bodyguard got out to talk to the lady in the Explorer.
Why wasn’t the […]

Mario Lopez
says he did not break up with girlfriend
Karina Smirnoff
.
Lopez thinks it started because of
Britney Spears
.
“See what happens when Britney starts behaving?”
“People start making up all kinds of things.”
Earlier this week it was reported Karina, who is appearing on Dancing With The Stars, had moved out of their LA home.

Britney Spears
has given her pregnant teenage sister
Jamie Lynn
advice on motherhood.
She gave Jamie some tips during a baby shower at her parents’ home in Kentwood, Louisiana on Saturday.
Jamie Lynn tells OK! magazine, “To be able to be in the privacy of our own home and just be sisters again was wonderful. She told me, […]