Britney Spears Blog Entries

Britney Spears
has been awarded more visitation time with her two young sons following a court hearing.
She will be allowed to spend time with the two boys in the presence of a court-appointed monitor and her parents.  However, the court declined to disclose exactly how much more time Britney will get.
While there were no changes […]

Britney Spears
is in talks with Bally Total Fitness to be their new spokesperson.
The out-of-shape singer will supposedly re-sculpt her once stunning figure through an endorsement deal with the health club chain.
What’s next? A deal to be the next anti-smoking spokesperson?

Britney Spears
gave “How I Met Your Mother” record ratings, but
Neil Patrick Harris
(aka Doogie Howser) doesn’t want her back.
“I’m in the minority that our show does not need stunt casting in order to succeed. I worry that if they start Will and Grace-ing us too much, that the show will suffer. And we’re […]

Techno musician,
Moby
has a big crush on
Britney Spears
.
He reveals he has a thing for screwed up fatties:
“The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her. I found her moderately appealing in the late 90s, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat.”
Well, Britney really can’t do any worse.

Here’s
Madonna
comparing
Britney Spears
‘ life to the suffering in Africa:
“It’s very painful (seeing pictures of Spears). When you think about the way people treat each other in Africa, about witchcraft and people inflicting cruelty and pain on each other, then come back here and, you know, people taking pictures of people when they’re in their
homes
, being taken […]

Jamie Lynn Spears’
entire family ditched her on her birthday.
According to US Magazine:
“Jamie Lynn hit up a local Wal-Mart and Ruby Tuesday restaurant just outside Kentwood, while big sis Britney, brother Bryan and his girlfriend, Lynne and Jamie dined with a group at Italian restaurant Peppone in Brentwood.”
“There was no mention of Jamie Lynn or […]

Britney Spears
is soooooo out of shape that OK! Magazine didn’t even bother to take new pictures of her for their cover. Instead, they used a picture from a Glamour Magazine shoot she did in 2003.
The funny thing is, OK! Magazine’s cover story is about Britney losing 15 pounds in just 4 weeks. Her […]

After appearing on
How I Met Your Mother
,
Britney Spears
may be making another television appearance.
Insiders say Spears will appear on Nickelodeon’s  Kids’ Choice Awards on March 29.
“It’s supposed to be top secret, but everyone is already buzzing about it,” the source says. “Her sister, Jamie Lynn, made such a splash at the event last year, Brit […]

Here’s another clip from Britney Spears’ stint on “How I Met Your Mother”.
How awkwardly awful!

Here is a clip of
Britney Spears
on the CBS comedy “How I Met Your Mother”. The episode will air Monday March 24.
She apparently plays a dim-witted slut who wants to have sex and go shopping. Quite a stretch for her.

Britney Spears
and
Mel Gibson
were seen together Saturday evening, dining at a Los Angeles restaurant for two hours. What could these two possibly have in common?
Both celebrities have had a lot of bad press as a result of their bizarre behavior. Could they be discussing a possible movie role? Or is Mel […]

A judge ruled that
Britney Spears
is getting an allowance.
Even though she earns over $700,000 month, she’s only getting $1,500 a week. Her dad will give her a debit card each week.   By the way, he currently makes $2,500 a week for being in charge of all her finances.
Sweet gig!

Justin Timberlake
introduced
Madonna
at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremony yesterday and took a few jabs at
Britney Spears
.
“[Madonna] has still found time to kiss someone I may or may not have publicly kissed myself while I was in the audience. Of course you know I was talking about
Sean Penn
.”
He then joked, “The world has always […]

Britney Spears
has been receiving disturbing letters and packages from a stalker.
The letters include details on how to make bombs and “threatening language and weird gibberish”.
A source close to the singer says: “A lot of the things she was receiving were disturbing stalker kind of stuff. So, to be safe, her security team is turning […]

Media reports claim that 16-year-old
Jamie Lynn Spears
is having a baby boy after she and her sister,
Britney Spears
, were spotted shopping for baby clothes - all in blue!
According to a source:
“Britney originally said the items were for her two sons Jayden James and Sean Preston, but it appeared to be a cover for Jamie […]

Britney Spears
has dumped her paparazzi boyfriend (for now).
According to The Sun, Britney saw pictures of
Adnan Ghalib
and another girl leaving a restaurant holding hands.  She then found a number of  raunchy texts on Adnan’s iPhone from the mystery woman.
“Britney lost it and started yelling.
“She was demanding to know who sent the texts and shouting, […]

The LAPD announced they are looking into the allegations that someone drugged
Britney Spears
.
The AP reports:
Police Capt. Kyle Jackon said in a statement Wednesday that the allegations “are being considered” by the Robbery-Homicide unit to determine if laws have been violated. Jackson says no suspect has been identified.

Spears’ mother recently claimed that Britney’s friend/manager
Sam Lutfi
drugged […]

LAPD chief
William Bratton
spoke out after his officers arrested photographers who were stalking
Britney Spears
.
“What we need is Britney Spears to stay home instead of traipsing all over town.”
“What you have is several young women in this town and several young men basically making fools of themselves and tying up not only my resources but the […]

Britney Spears’
request for a gag order has been turned down in the child-custody dispute with ex-husband
Kevin Federline
.
The judge rejected the request after Spears’ attorney argued that media coverage was “emotionally and physically” dangerous to Spears.
Federline’s attorney noted that the paparazzi swarms existed before Spears filed for divorce in November 2006.

Britney Spears
still can’t keep her legs together (
Egotastic
)
Rumer Willis
kicked out of club (
Dlisted
)
Kate Beckinsale
is hot in Esquire (
Celebslam
)
David and Victoria Beckham’s
son breakdances on stage (
Just Jared
)
Paris Hilton
performs with the Pussycat Dolls (
The Superficial
)