Brooke Hogan Blog Entries

Brooke Hogan is Guilty

Saturday, October 4th, 2008

Brooke Hogan is guilty on counts of attempting to look like a stripper and attempting to look like a woman. 
Seriously what the eff this this dumb shit wearing? Actually, why is she wearing this? Did Daddy tell her it looked hot? If she really wants to go for the tranny look, she needs a little […]

Miley Cyrus’ BF in Undies

Friday, September 19th, 2008

 
I hope this picture is a small attempt to improve your eyesight due to the failure of Brooke Hogan’s bikini picture.
Know who this guy is? Miley Cyrus’ 20-year-old boyfriend.  And I’ve got to hand it to her: he has an impressive package. And you know what, that’s a nice firm ass too. He’s more curvy […]

Brooke Hogan: Would You Bang Her?

Friday, September 19th, 2008

 
This bitch is so ugly. SOOO ugly.
And I know you’ve heard that a million times but these bikini pictures have GOT TO STOP. Holy hell, you just want to lock her up in a room and tell her to never come out. Does she really think she has a hot body? Who lied to her? […]

Brooke Hogan can’t get into college

Monday, April 28th, 2008

Three Florida universities have denied Brooke Hogan admission.
Brooke, wants to film her family’s reality show Hogan Knows Best on campus. The University of South Florida, Florida State University, and the University of Central Florida (who also denied Tommy Lee admission for his show Tommy Lee Goes to College) have all declined Brooke’s application, saying that […]

Even Britney wouldn’t do this!

Monday, June 25th, 2007

 
Brooke Hogan never really had style, but WOW!
Brooke rocked the crowd in this lovely outfit in North Carolina this weekend…making Daddy proud!!