David Beckham Blog Entries

Beckham Prefers Brunettes

Friday, October 31st, 2008

Hell yes.
David Beckham is all man and he wants all woman! Sorry blondies…he’s keeping his eye on the brunettes. Hells yeah! Anyways, Beckham was at a Lakers game, probably enjoying the last smell of hot dogs before he goes back to the U.K. Soccer season is over over here! ( over, over here..that sounded odd).
We’ll […]

Posh gets a vineyard for her birthday

Friday, May 30th, 2008

David Beckham spent seven-figures on a California wine vineyard as a birthday gift to his wife, Victoria Beckham.
The couple plans on making wine for their own consumption.  They don’t plan on selling it to the public.
A source said, “The Beckhams became wine buffs when he played in Spain. The vineyard went down a storm with […]

Posh Spice is a Fag Hag

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

Victoria Beckham says only gay guys like her.
“All the men that like me are gay. It’s true. I have a really strong gaydar. I do love gay men though.”
I guess that explains David Beckham’s attraction to her.

David Beckham’s naked tattoo

Friday, February 1st, 2008

David Beckham has got a new tattoo - a naked picture of his wife Victoria.
The soccer star’s seven-inch artwork on his left arm features the Spice Girl lying on her back surrounded by stars and baring her breasts with her knees raised up seductively.
According to a close friend, “David is thrilled with the results. He […]

Victoria Beckham loves David’s 25 foot tall penis

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

David Beckham’s wife has embarrassed him again, by describing his “25-foot tall” penis.
The statement came after Victoria Beckham was asked about David’s racy Armani underwear photos adorning billboards in Milan.
“I’m proud to see his penis 25 foot tall. It’s great. It’s huge. It’s enormous.”
“If I looked like that I’d walk down the street in my […]

David Beckham is Top “Man’s Man”

Thursday, October 25th, 2007

David Beckham has been named the number one “man’s man” according to AkMen.com’s Top 49 Men of 2007 list.  Am I the only one who feels this guy is way overrated?
Last year’s winner, George Clooney, slipped to eighth place.
1) David Beckham
2) Matt Damon
3) Timbaland
4) Roger Federer
5) Justin Timberlake
6) Daniel Craig
7) Steve Jobs
George Clooney
9) […]

David Beckham is useless

Sunday, August 5th, 2007

LA Galaxy fans are not happy about David Beckham playing for the Galaxy, or not playing — to be more accurate.
The former England captain has signed a five-year contract potentially worth $250 million.

David and Victoria Beckham pose for W Magazine

Thursday, July 12th, 2007

Am I the only one that thinks these pics are NOT sexy at all?

David Beckham To Move To LA, Other Celebs Thrilled Paparazzi Won’t Care About Them Anymore

Thursday, January 11th, 2007

The first thing I thought when I heard David Beckham decided to play for the Los Angeles soccer team was, “The U.S. has soccer teams?” Then I thought of the paparazzi feeding frenzy that the UK tabloid’s royal couple will create when they settle onto California soil. The paps will surely abandon all of their […]