George Clooney Blog Entries

Back the f*** off Sarah Larson, your ass wasn’t good enough for
George Clooney. According to an inside source, George started dating
a new hoe 6-months prior to dumping Larson’s fake self.
And to make Sarah look more like a bag of shit, the insider said that
Clooney was going to cancel her contract but continued their relationship
so she […]

Now that Sarah Larson has been dumped by George Clooney, she has returned to Las Vegas. A friend says Sarah never saw it coming.
“She thought they were getting married. Instead, she got dumped. She’s really upset. Devastated. She’s totally heartbroken and doesn’t deserve this. It came out of nowhere. They had made all these plans.”
She […]

George Clooney has dumped his call girl…I mean girlfriend, Sarah Larson.  The couple had been together for a year.
A source close to George said, “George is relieved to be single again. He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is that they had […]

George Clooney received an anonymous phone call at home telling him to dump his girlfriend Sarah Larson:  “Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you’re sorry!”
Clooney has hired an investigator, according to Page Six:
Clooney, who discounts the possibility one of his pals played a joke on him - […]

Here is George Clooney’s hooker of a girlfriend Sara Larson biting a girl’s ass.
She used to be a cocktail waitress/promotional model. However, it seems to me she was more than likely a high-end escort, a la Ashley Dupre.
Below is another pic of her dry humping some guy at a party. Whatever it takes […]

George Clooney’s girlfriend, Sarah Larson, worked at the Palms Casino hotel, first as a cocktail waitress then as a VIP hostess at a club in the same hotel.
“She would bring in clients to the club,” according to a former co-worker. “The hosts are like salespeople and they help create an atmosphere at a party.”
Larson met […]

George Clooney has been designated a United Nations Messenger of Peace, to raise awareness of the world body’s peacekeeping efforts.

(I wonder how Fabio feels about this.)
Clooney, who raises money for those suffering in Darfur and increases awareness about the crisis affecting the region, is being “recognized for focusing public attention on crucial international political and […]

David Beckham has been named the number one “man’s man” according to AkMen.com’s Top 49 Men of 2007 list.  Am I the only one who feels this guy is way overrated?
Last year’s winner, George Clooney, slipped to eighth place.
1) David Beckham
2) Matt Damon
3) Timbaland
4) Roger Federer
5) Justin Timberlake
6) Daniel Craig
7) Steve Jobs
George Clooney
9) […]

Angelina Jolie is no fan of George Clooney (whose a close friend of her husband, Brad Pitt).
She hates him so much she refused to attend the New York premiere of his movie ‘Michael Clayton’.
Jolie fears Clooney will encourage Brad to cheat on her.
According to a source, “Angie doesn’t get along with any of Brad’s friends. […]

Brad Pitt has revealed his preference for the next President of the United States…his friend George Clooney!
“I never thought about it. I have no desire at this point. Maybe I serve better by not going through that door.
“George should do it! He’d be quite good. I think Ben Affleck should run.”
Guys…stick to your day jobs!

George Clooney and girlfriend Sarah Larson were injured in a motorcycle accident on Friday.
According to Clooney’s publicist, the accident took place: “after the bike he was riding was hit by a car. He was treated for a hairline fracture of a rib and road rash [at a medical center] in Palisades, NJ. Sarah Larson, who […]

Renee Zellweger cut her hair really short to impress George Clooney. Zellweger recently finished filming Leatherheads with Clooney and is said to have been smitten with her leading man.
According to a Zellweger friend:
“It all started one day when George said she looked lovely with her hair tied back,”
“She really likes him and wants him to […]

George Clooney has reportedly lost over 40 pounds, but he’s not stopping there.
“George is probably in better shape than he has ever been but he’s starting to overdo it,” says a close source.
“He’s achieved his goal for losing weight but he’s now moved on to another diet and another exercise regime. He’s wasting away because […]

George Clooney had a four-month romance with a Las Vegas stripper and single mom named Sarah Talley.  According to the UK Mirror:
The Yorkshire-born redhead was whisked off her feet in style as George flew her around in his private jet and wined and dined her at his Hollywood mansion.
But he also wooed her with […]

A woman’s boyfriend paid $350,000 for her to get a kiss from George Clooney.  The kiss was thrown in as an “incentive” to increase bidding on a yachting holiday. 
The event was a fundraiser for AIDS research organization amFAR. Source 
 

So there’s been lots ‘o’ talk about how Danny DeVito went on The View piss drunk after spending a night gettin’ boozie with George Clooney drinking limoncello. Well, now someone is asking Clooney about it, and … well … he’s hilarious and charming and gorgeous even when talking about limoncello. And, I would like to […]

Shocker of the century – George Clooney is People’s Sexiest Man Alive…again. You know who I think is the sexiest man alive? The guy who sells me my coffee every morning. Or the guy who picks his nose at the bus stop every morning when I drive past him on my way to work. You […]