Jamie Lynn Spears Blog Entries

Unwed mom, Jamie Lynn Spears, has sent a baby gift to Bristol Palin, the GOP VP nominee’s knocked-up daughter.
According to a source that works at the baby store, Petit Tresor, “It was ordered by phone, and they asked what could be done for under $100. They spent $60 on pink burp cloths.”  The cloths were […]

Oh JEEZ!!!
The minimum drinking in the USA is 21. I don’t think that Alaska has any exceptions. But as we can see above, Bristol Palin- yes the daughter of Sarah Palin and the one who is 5 months pregnant- is DRINKING ALCOHOL. I guess she’s resorted to Captain Morgan as her baby craving.
17-years-old ladies […]

 
It’s not surprising that Jamie Lynn’s boyfriend/baby daddy/ fiance Casey has cheated on her.
Am I supposed to feel sympathy or something?  Casey allegedly had an affair with some 28-year-old woman.  He likes his bitches old I guess. Jamie Lynn looks like a grandmother, so he must have thought she was old when he got her […]

 
AWWWWWWWW!!!
Babies make me gush! Maddie Briann looks like a little angel here and Jamie Lynn looks more like my grandmother blended with a Lord of the Rings elf.  Something weird about this picture are the candles right behind them.  Wtf is that all about?
Good-luck to the new couple and Jamie keep your legs closed this […]

 
Another day in Hick Town.
It’s exciting when starlets sell their children’s souls to the tabloids.  Jamie Lynn Spears popped the baby out and immediately contacted OK! Magazine to click the pictures away.  Damn, didn’t she contact them when she got pregnant? I wonder if they’re on speed dial or some shit.  In the interview Jamie […]

 
With all the hype and tension, Maddie Briann,
daughter of Jamie-Lynn Spears has entered the world.
Maddie Briann weighed in at 6 pounds, 10 ounces,
via C-section. She arrived at Mississippi Southwest
Regional Medical Center in McComb, MS at 9:30 AM.
Congratulations! I hope the best for the couple and
their baby daughter.

Is Jamie Lynn going to have her baby girl today?
I have no idea. Rumors have it that YES she is.
And that her C-section is going to be scheduled
for today.Everybody’s in Kentwood- including
her stupid father, sister…etc and anyone who
eats aardvark fritters. The two names that Jamie
Lynn and Casey are thinking for naming their
very unfortunate child […]

17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears has hit another wall.
According to Star magazine, she’s calling the wedding off with Casey,
the father of her unborn child. The baby is supposed to pop out of her
July 17 so I’m guessing the only reason they want to have a wedding is
because they don’t want the child to be called a […]

Britney Spears has given her pregnant teenage sister Jamie Lynn advice on motherhood.
She gave Jamie some tips during a baby shower at her parents’ home in Kentwood, Louisiana on Saturday.
Jamie Lynn tells OK! magazine, “To be able to be in the privacy of our own home and just be sisters again was wonderful. She told […]

Jamie Lynn Spears’ entire family ditched her on her birthday.
According to US Magazine:
“Jamie Lynn hit up a local Wal-Mart and Ruby Tuesday restaurant just outside Kentwood, while big sis Britney, brother Bryan and his girlfriend, Lynne and Jamie dined with a group at Italian restaurant Peppone in Brentwood.”
“There was no mention of Jamie Lynn or […]

Jamie Lynn Spears is reportedly wearing an engagement ring from fiancé Casey Aldridge. A source said: “She’s got an engagement ring. She’s been showing it off, talking about it.”
Sixteen-year-old Spears and her 18-year-old fiancé are expecting the baby this summer.
If the rest of her family is any indication, this marriage is doomed.

Media reports claim that 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is having a baby boy after she and her sister, Britney Spears, were spotted shopping for baby clothes - all in blue!
According to a source:
“Britney originally said the items were for her two sons Jayden James and Sean Preston, but it appeared to be a cover for […]

Jamie Lynn Spears was a mistake, just like her unborn baby. (Socialite’s Life)
Paris Hilton gives away her dogs. (Hollywood Rag)
Tara Reid is sh*t-faced again! (Dlisted)
Hulk Hogan is a cheater. (IDLYITW)
Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are back together? (The Blemish)
Scarlett Johannson will date you for charity. (The Superficial)