Jamie Lynn Spears Blog Entries

The Spears family take a vacation in Miami, Florida! The new (again) hot spot for celebs to vacation! Britney Spears and younger sister Jamie Lynn Spears take their kids to a pool in Miami on Monday (August 31). The Spears sisters were accompanied by their dad Jamie Spears, mom Lynne Spears, Britney’s sons Sean Preston, […]

This is Jamie Lynn Spears and her baby daddy, partying at a club! You tell them Jamie Lynn! Eff off!

 On April 26, Casey Aldridge was driving his truck on a highway in Louisiana with 4 passengers. According to TMZ, he lost control of the car, it flipped, and 3 of them flew out of the car including Aldridge. He was also the only one who went to the hospital. The cops didn’t talk to […]

The following celebrities were born on April 4:
Jamie Lynn Spears is 18.
Natasha Lyonne is 30.
Dave Mirra is 35.
David Blaine is 36.
Barry Pepper is 39.
Robert Downey Jr. is 44.
Hugo Weaving is 49.
David E. Kelley is 53.
Christine Lahti is 59.
Craig T. Nelson is 65.
Maya Angelou is 81.

 
An insider source revealed to OK! magazine that, “The wedding’s off…they are still in love, living together and very happy, but they have no plans to get married.
This is absolutely ridiculous! Jamie Lynn feels she has everything she wants but doesn’t need a piece of paper or a ring. A child needs both parents and […]

Just kidding people. This is NOT Sarah Palin.
This is actually porn star Lisa Ann who is playing ” an Alaskan governor” in a porno called Nailin’ Paylin.
It’s sort of dehumanizing though. Just seeing how far the hatred towards Sarah Palin has come is disgusting. To completely strip someone of who they are by making a […]

 
This hoe has me so confused.
According to the National Enquirer Jamie Lynn is pregnant.  According to some other people, Jamie is not pregnant.  According to some sort of “family” member, Jamie is pregnant AGAIN. Who to believe?
So apparently…Jamie is being forced to abort her “fetus”. That would be bad considering how religious her family […]

 
So it’s been in the news that Lynne Spears is an angry mother who feels that her daughter was “crucified” by the media because she was pregnant YET Sarah Palin’s daughter was “glorified”.
I’m going to have to agree with Lynne on this one. It was foul play.
John Stewart couldn’t have pointed out any better about […]

 
And today on Mother’s Gone Wild…
Apparently a federal porn investigation has been launched after a picture of innocent Jamie Lynn Spears breast feeding was stolen. What sick f*** would honestly jack off to that shit…other than Hulk Hogan?
The real question to be asked is why did Casey Aldridge took several of these pictures with his digital […]

Unwed mom, Jamie Lynn Spears, has sent a baby gift to Bristol Palin, the GOP VP nominee’s knocked-up daughter.
According to a source that works at the baby store, Petit Tresor, “It was ordered by phone, and they asked what could be done for under $100. They spent $60 on pink burp cloths.”  The cloths were […]

Oh JEEZ!!!
The minimum drinking in the USA is 21. I don’t think that Alaska has any exceptions. But as we can see above, Bristol Palin- yes the daughter of Sarah Palin and the one who is 5 months pregnant- is DRINKING ALCOHOL. I guess she’s resorted to Captain Morgan as her baby craving.
17-years-old ladies […]

 
It’s not surprising that Jamie Lynn’s boyfriend/baby daddy/ fiance Casey has cheated on her.
Am I supposed to feel sympathy or something?  Casey allegedly had an affair with some 28-year-old woman.  He likes his bitches old I guess. Jamie Lynn looks like a grandmother, so he must have thought she was old when he got her […]

 
AWWWWWWWW!!!
Babies make me gush! Maddie Briann looks like a little angel here and Jamie Lynn looks more like my grandmother blended with a Lord of the Rings elf.  Something weird about this picture are the candles right behind them.  Wtf is that all about?
Good-luck to the new couple and Jamie keep your legs closed this […]

 
Another day in Hick Town.
It’s exciting when starlets sell their children’s souls to the tabloids.  Jamie Lynn Spears popped the baby out and immediately contacted OK! Magazine to click the pictures away.  Damn, didn’t she contact them when she got pregnant? I wonder if they’re on speed dial or some shit.  In the interview Jamie […]

 
With all the hype and tension, Maddie Briann,
daughter of Jamie-Lynn Spears has entered the world.
Maddie Briann weighed in at 6 pounds, 10 ounces,
via C-section. She arrived at Mississippi Southwest
Regional Medical Center in McComb, MS at 9:30 AM.
Congratulations! I hope the best for the couple and
their baby daughter.

Is Jamie Lynn going to have her baby girl today?
I have no idea. Rumors have it that YES she is.
And that her C-section is going to be scheduled
for today.Everybody’s in Kentwood- including
her stupid father, sister…etc and anyone who
eats aardvark fritters. The two names that Jamie
Lynn and Casey are thinking for naming their
very unfortunate child […]

17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears has hit another wall.
According to Star magazine, she’s calling the wedding off with Casey,
the father of her unborn child. The baby is supposed to pop out of her
July 17 so I’m guessing the only reason they want to have a wedding is
because they don’t want the child to be called a […]

Britney Spears has given her pregnant teenage sister Jamie Lynn advice on motherhood.
She gave Jamie some tips during a baby shower at her parents’ home in Kentwood, Louisiana on Saturday.
Jamie Lynn tells OK! magazine, “To be able to be in the privacy of our own home and just be sisters again was wonderful. She told […]

Jamie Lynn Spears’ entire family ditched her on her birthday.
According to US Magazine:
“Jamie Lynn hit up a local Wal-Mart and Ruby Tuesday restaurant just outside Kentwood, while big sis Britney, brother Bryan and his girlfriend, Lynne and Jamie dined with a group at Italian restaurant Peppone in Brentwood.”
“There was no mention of Jamie Lynn or […]

Jamie Lynn Spears is reportedly wearing an engagement ring from fiancé Casey Aldridge. A source said: “She’s got an engagement ring. She’s been showing it off, talking about it.”
Sixteen-year-old Spears and her 18-year-old fiancé are expecting the baby this summer.
If the rest of her family is any indication, this marriage is doomed.