Jennifer Aniston Blog Entries

John Mayer and Kristin Cavallari Have Sex Together

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

Rumor has it that John Mayer and Kristin Cavallari from The Hills have been hooking up for two years! The two meet up at a friends house in Mt. Olympus area of the Hollywood Hills to have sex! A source close to Kristin says she doesn’t want to start anything serious “because she didn’t want […]

Jennifer Aniston Has Great Boobs!

Friday, July 31st, 2009

 
Jennifer Aniston is at work filming her latest movie, The Bounty, in New York. She was either cold or excited..? Jennifer has no bra on and for her age she still looks good and not saggy!

Jen and Brad Together on a Date!

Sunday, June 21st, 2009

Not Brad Pitt people! Another Brad! Thursday night, Jennifer Aniston and “The Hangover” star Bradley Cooper who also co-starred with her in “He’s Just Not That Into You”, were spotted leaving a restaurant in NYC last night. Cooper swears the two aren’t dating but they were leaving an intimate, fancy dinner last night. That would […]

Hefner says Aniston looks like a Playmate

Thursday, December 18th, 2008

Hugh Hefner loves Jennifer Aniston’s nude GQ photo.
According to Us Weekly:
When shown Jennifer Aniston’s nearly naked January GQ cover, Hefner, 82, remarks, “This looks like the cover of Playboy. I’m much impressed by Jennifer.
“Is it just me, or is Jennifer Aniston getting hotter?” he says of the 39-year-old actress. “Never seen her in this light […]

Perez Hilton Needs To Shut The Hell Up

Friday, December 5th, 2008

 
Seriously Perez, if you don’t have real shit on people don’t write about it.
I hate that about bloggers.  When they try to manipulate jokes that celebrities make to try to make them look bad. It’s like I want to email them a big message of: SHUT THE HELL UP!
So I guess Jennifer Aniston told Oprah […]

Angie and Brad: Totally Thrown Off

Friday, November 14th, 2008

 
Seriously Brad and Angie, stop acting as if you guys are like the Holy couple or some shit.
When Jennifer said what Angie did was uncool, Brad and Angie fired back by being “totally thrown”. And they thought she had ” moved on…and wouldn’t want to re-open this old wound.”
PUHHLEASE! Jennifer is finally proving to the […]

Sad Face Taylor Swift Has Something Else To Say

Friday, November 14th, 2008

 
Alright, I’m getting really fucking tired of Taylor Swift constantly being a downer.
She snitched on Joe Jonas’ relationship wth sexy Camilla Belle by saying: ” They’ve been together since we broke up. That’s why we broke up-because he met her. We don’t talk.” What a familiar little situation. I could have sworn I’ve heard this […]

Angelina Is Uncool According To Jennifer Aniston

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

Finally, Jennifer Aniston has the balls to tell off that slut Angelina. ( Then again, Jennifer has ALWAYS had the balls.)
Anywho, according to the Daily Mail, Jen told U.S. Vogue in their December issue:
What Angelina did was very uncool.
OHHHH SHITTT!!!!!! Did Jennifer JUST try the tomb raider!? Hell yes she did. Another source even […]

Jen: Take that Angelina, YOU BITCH!

Saturday, November 1st, 2008

Slut ass Angelina is about to feel her own medicine slap her in the face.
Her man Brad has been rumoured to be romancing with his co-star in the movie Inglourious Basterds, Diane Kruger. No, not Freddy Kruger’s daughter. Diane Kruger and Brad apparently share a special bond together. Star magazine says:
Jen didn’t trust Diane […]

Jennifer Aniston…Knocked Up?

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

 
So not only is John Mayer back with Jennifer Aniston because his dick is still attached…but there is also a BABY involved.
Rumor has it that Ms. Aniston is preggers!
You know what, I’m really happy for her. Brad effed her over and so did Angelina by stealing her man.
You kids might say..OH BUT WE LOVE BRADJELINA! […]

John Mayer And Jennifer Aniston Are Back Together

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

 
John Mayer realized his missing dick was still attached to Jennifer Aniston.
The hoes are back together to hit it off again.  Apparently they were seen in L.A. smooching. I’m sure that Jennifer did some vodoo shit for this to happen. She probably used his pubic hair to make him come back to her. What a […]

Jessica Simpson drowns her sorrows in booze

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

Jessica Simpson is distraught over John Mayer getting together with Jennifer Aniston.  So what did Jessica do?  She went on an alcoholic binge!
Us Magazine reports:
The 27-year-old singer was so out of it after a four-hour session of drinking at L.A.’s Mexicali Cocina Cantina on May 10 – which started at the pre-happy hour of 4 […]

It’s official…they’re together (I think)

Friday, May 2nd, 2008

InTouch has pics of John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston hanging out poolside in Miami.
As we had mentioned a few days ago, John and Jen were seen dining together at a Miami restaurant.
I guess they are an item. That Mayer guy sure gets a lot of tail.

Is Jennifer Aniston dating John Mayer?

Monday, April 28th, 2008

Jennifer Aniston has sparked rumors of a new relationship with John Mayer, after the pair was seen dining together in Miami, Florida over the weekend.
The pair had 90 minute lunch and sat close together, according to the restaurant’s manager.
They even shared their food - Aniston ate some of Mayer’s ham (no, that’s not a euphamism […]

Orlandifer? Bloomiston?

Friday, April 4th, 2008

Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom may be Hollywood’s newest couple. The pair were seen cozying up to each other at a Los Angeles party.
It’s about time Jennifer got on with her love life.
Jennifer Aniston hates nude scenes
Jennifer Aniston gets dissed by Angelina Jolie
Jennifer Aniston putting her eggs on ice
Jennifer Aniston is looking for a sperm […]

Jennifer Aniston hates nude scenes

Friday, March 7th, 2008

Jennifer Aniston is so uncomfortable stripping for movie cameras, she banishes cast and crew members not involved in the scene.
Aniston had to strip down for the romantic comedy The Break-Up in 2006, but was nervous even though she was performing with her then-lover Vince Vaughn.
She explains, “Although I’m happy in my own skin, I’m not […]

Jennifer Aniston gets dissed by Angelina Jolie

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were scheduled to have their very first run-in with Jennifer Aniston at a party at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Saturday night.
But Angelina backed out at the last minute.
A source told US Weekly that Aniston thought it was the perfect chance encounter for closure. “She said the stress of having […]

Jennifer Aniston putting her eggs on ice

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

 
Unable to find the right man to impregnate her, Jennifer Aniston has decided to freeze her eggs.
“It was a really smart move, because it buys (Jen) a few years to figure it all out,” according to an insider. “The pressure has lifted.”
“(Jen’s) absolutely doing the right thing. She’s giving herself a big break from the intense pressure […]

Jennifer Aniston Nip Slip

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

Here’s Jennifer Aniston on a chilly day in a thin white shirt.
NSFW pic is after the jump.

Jennifer Aniston is looking for a sperm donor

Tuesday, January 8th, 2008

Jennifer Aniston is supposedly so desperate to have a child that she’s looking for a friend to donate sperm.
A source close to the actress said:
“With her biological clock now ticking urgently, Jen’s weighing up the relative qualities of all her male friends to soon make the decision which of them is her best bet as […]