Jennifer Garner Blog Entries

Jennifer Garner Thinks She is out of Shape, and I’m the Fattest Person Alive…

Monday, December 4th, 2006

Jennifer Garner is trying to defend herself against Paps thinking she is pregnant again. She’s telling them that she’s just fat. In fact, she’s saying that she’s the fattest she’s ever been in her whole life. And now I’m so depressed that I’m going to go have a pint of Ben and Jerry’s to make […]

Why does God Love Celebrities More than Commonfolk?

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006

In what movieland world do people have babies and 11 months later look hotter than they did before they were pregnant? Hollywood, that’s where. And Jennifer Garner is just one of the latest manifestations of this phenomenon proving that God loves celebrities more than he loves everyone else. She looks hizzot. [Source]