Jessica Alba Blog Entries

The Love Guru review

Sunday, June 22nd, 2008

 
Holy snickerdoodles. The Love Guru was so AMAZING!!!!!
Seriously, this movie was hysterical! I couldn’t stop cracking
up at the sight of Mike Myers imitating Deepak Choprah and
poking fun at all the other celebs. I won’t give anything away
but the acting was superb. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE WAS STILL
A SEX OBJECT even with his French/Canadian look- although
I thought he […]

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren officially parents

Monday, June 9th, 2008

Rumor has it that over the weekend Jessica Alba and Cash Warren gave birth to baby girl Honor Marie Warren!
And like all wonderful celebrities Jessica and Cash are going to sell the photo rights to a celebrity magazine. How original. The couple is doing great with the arrival of their newborn. We do have […]

Jessica Alba pregnancy pic

Monday, June 2nd, 2008

Here’s a pic of Jessica Alba’s pregnant belly (for all you sick people with fetishes).

Jessica Alba as Charlie Chaplin

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

Here is Jessica Alba dressed as Charlie Chaplin in the June issue of Allure.
Yes, I know…completely ridiculous.
Some highlights from the interview:
On Her Steamy Public Image: “[Hollywood] always play[s] up your sexuality, because that’s what gets men into the theaters. And I never really gave a s— about all that stuff! It’s nothing to be ashamed […]

Jessica Alba will only speak Spanish to her baby

Saturday, February 9th, 2008

Jessica Alba says she plans to speak to her baby in Spanish exclusively.
The problem? Jessica doesn’t know Spanish.
“I wish to God that my dad spoke Spanish to my brother and me, but he didn’t grow up with it.”
“Hopefully I can pick it up because I want my kids to speak Spanish. I don’t even want […]

Dane Cook refutes Alba’s ‘porn’ claims

Saturday, January 19th, 2008

Comedian Dane Cook has responded to Jessica Alba’s branding of their movie Good Luck Chuck as “porn.”
In the February issue of Elle magazine, Alba says the comedy differed from its original screenplay, comparing the finished product to a pornographic movie.
But Cook is defending the movie, insisting the final script was completely unchanged from the version […]

Jessica Alba is pregnant

Thursday, December 13th, 2007

Jessica Alba is expecting her first child with boyfriend Cash Warren.
The couple has been dating since 2004 after meeting on the set of Fantastic Four where Cash worked as a director’s assistant.
Her rep has confirmed the news saying, “I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer.”

Jessica Alba hates naked people

Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

Jessica Alba was traumatized when she visited a spa where
clients were naked. She was too disgusted to get into the jacuzzi.
Alba said: “I went to a spa and it was so traumatic because no one
was wearing a suit in the Jacuzzi. It was gross!
“I don’t put it out there. I stay away from super-high heels,
super-short […]

Jessica Alba keeps her figure by binging on brownies

Monday, November 12th, 2007

Jessica Alba apparently doesn’t have to starve herself to maintain her amazing body.
“I don’t diet and I love to cook.”
“I made chicken with basil, truffle oil and stewed tomatoes last night. I also love brownies and probably drink too much coffee.”
I know what all you ladies are thinking: F***in’ bitch!

Jessica Alba will never go nude

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

Jessica Alba says that she will never strip down for a movie because her of her strict Catholic upbringing.
“I will never do a nude scene in a movie, not ever. I can act sexy and I can wear sexy clothes but I can’t go naked. I think I was always very uncomfortable about the way […]

Jessica Alba Loses Tooth in Makeout Session

Thursday, September 20th, 2007

Jessica Alba badly chipped a tooth during a kissing scene in her new movie.
She and Good Luck Chuck co-star Dane Cook went too far with in their make-out session.  Both actors chipped their teeth.
According to Alba:
“I chipped my front tooth doing a kiss with Dane and he chipped his bottom tooth. We were doing this […]

Jessica Alba has herpes!

Wednesday, August 15th, 2007

According to an L.A. Rag Mag source, Derek Jeter infected Jessica Alba with herpes when they were dating a while back.
According to the source, Jessica’s Valtrex prescription had to be refilled on a regular basis. Derek Jeter’s girlfriends have included: Mariah Carey, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Minnillo, and Jessica Biel.  Just imagine who they have infected.
This […]

Jessica Alba in GQ UK

Saturday, July 7th, 2007

She never disappoints!

Jessica Alba wants a bunch of one-night stands

Thursday, June 14th, 2007

Jessica Alba told Cosmopolitan magazine she’s up for a one-night stand as long as the guy leaves in the morning.
“I could have a one-night stand, and I’m the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, ‘Do you really have to be here?’ I don’t need to […]

Lindsay Lohan tops Maxim’s “Hot 100″ list

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

According to Maxim magazine, Lindsay Lohan is the hottest woman in the world.  (Who comes up with this stuff?) 
“There is no other star in the world who causes more of a stir in the public eye than Lindsay,” said Maxim Editor in Chief Jimmy Jellinek.  The “Hot 100″ list takes into account beauty and media […]

Jessica Alba Gets Revlon Gig

Friday, April 20th, 2007

Jessica Alba has just landed a major gig with Revlon, and is set to rake in about $5 million hawking the American cosmetics giant’s 3D extreme mascara in a global campaign, which she has just finished shooting in Los Angeles.
The “Fantastic Four” star follows in the footsteps of other Revlon endorsers such as Halle Berry, […]

Jessica Alba Dishes The Dirt on 90210 Cast

Monday, April 9th, 2007

Jessica Alba just confirmed what we’ve been thinking all along: that the stars of the 90s hit series Beverly Hills 90210 were a bunch of egotistic brats.
The sexiest member of the Fantastic Four revealed that when she worked on the defunct TV show, making eye contact with any of its stars such as Luke Perry, […]

Jessica Alba Gets Tough Love From Felicity Huffman

Monday, March 19th, 2007

In a desperate bid to pick up at least a bit of knowledge on how to act in front of the cameras, Jessica Alba took some pretty intense acting lessons from none other than Emmy-winning Desperate Housewife Felicity Huffman. And boy, was it ever intense.
Alba tells Page Six that she got some really tough love […]