Jessica Simpson Blog Entries

 
You are just so awful Jessica, go do porn.
The so called country singer faced a country audience this Saturday night and they welcomed her with Boos.  Seriously, who the eff would welcome that girl with a clap?  Here’s a funny quote:
“Just because she’s dating Tony Romo it doesn’t make her country,” said Mike Rodriguez, 31, […]

 
Sorry to bust your country bubble Jessica Simpson, but nobody likes your song.
What the hell is THIS crap she is singing?  It’s def. another epic failure.  She should go make a sex tape if she wants to be famous again.  We all know the only reason why she’s kept around is because of her […]

 
Jessica Simpson is going to try once more to catch the public’s eye with  her new clothing line  Jessica Simpson’s Intimates.
This most likely failure of intimate apparel will be a collection of panties, bras, pajamas, and panty line-free shapewear. It will launch next spring and probably crash and burn by the beginning of summer. In […]

It looks like Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are back together.  They were spotted hanging out at a steakhouse in Dallas over the weekend.
Rumors had circulated that the couple had ended their relationship — but that Tony only attended the wedding of Ashlee Simspon & Pete Wentz so the couple could snag $1.4 million from […]

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz exchanged their wedding vows on Saturday night.
According to a spokersperson, “We’re delighted to confirm that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson were married this evening in front of family and close friends.”
The 150 guests witnessed the ceremony that was performed by the Ashlee’s dad, Joe Simpson.
Her sister, Jessica Simpson served as […]

Jessica Simpson is distraught over John Mayer getting together with Jennifer Aniston.  So what did Jessica do?  She went on an alcoholic binge!
Us Magazine reports:
The 27-year-old singer was so out of it after a four-hour session of drinking at L.A.’s Mexicali Cocina Cantina on May 10 – which started at the pre-happy hour of 4 […]

Jessica Simpson was hospitalized following problems resulting from a kidney infection.
She was admitted to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles where she was treated.
Her spokesperson stated, “She was hospitalized for a kidney infection, but she has been released and is doing fine.”
A family friend added, “She checked in on Friday morning because she was feeling […]

John Mayer left a message on his blog yesterday for an ex-girlfriend who won’t leave him alone.
He doesn’t name the ex, but it’s probably either Jessica Simpson or Cameron Diaz.
I was sitting in the airport lounge this morning when I started scribbling out lyrics and such…
Don’t read too far into this on a personal level. […]

Jessica Simpson is in talks to star in another reality show…this time on CMT (Country Music Television).
Simpson gained fame when she starred on the MTV reality show ‘Newlyweds’ with her then-husband Nick Lachey.
According to CMT: “We have had exploratory talks with Jessica’s camp, but nothing has
been confirmed or signed.”
Jessica really misses the attention of the […]

On the first day it was released, Jessica Simpson’s new movie, “Blonde Ambition” made just $384 (no…we’re not missing any zeroes there).
It only ran in eight theaters in Texas. Yes, apparently it’s that bad.

Jessica Simpson wants to be taken seriously as an actress.  How is she going to do this?
By baring it all in a movie.
According to a source:
“Jessica is in the running for a role that, if she gets it, will put her right on the map in terms of acting.
“The only hitch is that the script […]

I think this picture speaks for itself.

Here is Jessica Simpson at LAX. Check out the upper body. Looks like she’s training for the female bodybuilding championships.

Jessica Simpson broke her nose on the set of her new movie, ‘Major Movie Star’.
Jessica suffered the break after hitting herself in the face with a gun (accidentally)
“I was running with a gun over my head and fell over and broke my nose, it really hurt!”
Genius!
She has previously admitted her favorite body part is her […]

 
Jessica Simpson wants you to know that her breasts are the real deal. 
“I’ve had none,” she says, when asked about plastic surgery. “But maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my bellybutton, I would get them lifted.”
“But you know, my boobs are real.”

 It looks like John Mayer isn’t the only thing Jessica Simpson lost.  Once again back to her A game, she is looking great!
 Newly single Jessica Simpson is looking slim and better then ever.
I wonder how Johnny boy is feeling?
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Tabloid favorites John Mayer and Jessica Simpson have decided it’s best to go their separate ways.
When asked about the breakup when arriving at the Cannes festival, Jessica replied: “I am very happy, but I don’t really want to talk about my personal life tonight because it’s not what it’s about. But I am very happy. […]

 
The charmingly clueless Jessica Simpson was left red-faced when she got into the wrong car outside her NYC hotel.
The actress was posing for pictures when she climbed into a stranger’s black SUV.
Simpson’s hairdresser quickly realized her mistake, and quickly ushered her into the limousine parked in front of the SUV so she could be taken […]

Jessica Simpson is a lot of things, but I never thought that in bed, she’s a regular Traci Lords.
Jessica and boyfriend John Mayer reportedly kept guests of the Hotel de Russie in Rome awake with all the noise she made while they were humping away in their room.
A source revealed to More magazine: […]

OK, that headline was a bit of a stretch, but the big-boobed boob sure did something more useful than screwing up her lyrics onstage or screwing jackasses like Bam Margera for a change.
According to Starpulse, Jessica has donated a vehicle she won at last year’s MTV Video Music Awards to a Mexican orphanage. That would […]