Jessica Simpson Blog Entries

 
She is usually unlucky in love!
Jessica Simpson
has been dating
Eric Johnson
for the past two months and it appears that the unemployed football player might be using Simpleton for her money!
Not only did he go on vacation with her to Capri where they stayed in a $3,000 per night hotel suite, sailed on a $5,000 […]

 
 First, KhloMar inks their initials on each other’s hands. Then Lady Gaga pay tribute to her father with am “I Heart Dad” tattoo, and now Jessica Simpson goes henna.
It’s reported our favorite pop tart got inked in South Asia while filming her new reality show, “The Price of Beauty”…Funny, this headline should have read “Tis […]

Hott mess of the week! Do you think these two look fashionable? Jessica just looks fatter and Whitney tried too hard! Jessica Simpson needs to wear clothing that suits her body type! Remember that horrendous picture of her cellulite showing? If not
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Whitney Port is seen here showing off her New York City style to […]

So if you don’t know, now you know! We all know she put on the pounds and has also been going to the gym! But look at this unflattering picture of the once sexy Jessica Simpson! Have you ever seen boob cellulite before? OMG and her back! Gross! Home-girl needs to cover up! There are […]

Rumor has it that John Mayer and Kristin Cavallari from The Hills have been hooking up for two years! The two meet up at a friends house in Mt. Olympus area of the Hollywood Hills to have sex! A source close to Kristin says she doesn’t want to start anything serious “because she didn’t want […]

 
Pete Wentz is embarrassed by the other dumb Simpson because of her drunk partying ways! A while back, there was the incident where Ashlee Simpson publicly berated Pete Wentz’s ex-girlfriend, Michelle Trachtenberg. Now, the idiot instigated a fight with her husband on Saturday night, on what was supposed to be his special day! Pete had […]

The eve of Jessica’s 29th birthday, Tony Romo broke up with the idiot. A source close to Simpson says:
“She was surprised. She wouldn’t have planned a party if she knew this was coming, they’re both going their separate ways.” 
While Jessica was all sad, Tony went clubbing with the guys on the night of her birthday party! An […]

The following celebrities were born on July 10:
Jessica Simpson is 29.
Jerry Herman is 78.
Mavis Staples is 70.
Mills Watson (”B.J. and the Bear,” “Lobo”) is 69.
Jerry Miller of Moby Grape is 66.
Ron Glass (”Barney Miller”) is 64.
Sue Lyon is 63.
Arlo Guthrie is 62.
Dave Smalley of The Raspberries is 60.
Neil Tennant of the Pet Shop Boys is […]

 Regarding forgetting the lyrics to her own song, Jessica Simpson said to
Vanity Fair
:
“When it comes to media criticism, that’s just something I have had to train myself — literally train myself — to ignore…Because I’m the one up there onstage, and I can feel the energy of the crowd. And I know when I did […]

According to
OK!
, a celebrity stylist said that Jessica Simpson wore size 28 jeans a few months ago, but “now Jess requests size 26.” She currently wears a size 4 dress and weighs 122lbs. At 5′2″, 122lbs is still a lot!

Since the whole country music thing is not working out for Jessica Simpson, she is focusing on her clothing line. The Miss USA pageant, to be held this Sunday, will be using swimsuits designed by the Jessica Simpson Collection. According to the
Daily News
:
Identical $104 white ‘n’ gold string bikinis were especially created for the contest, […]

Eminem is back with a new single. After watching it, you will realize how much we have missed his music. He makes fun of everyone from Jessica Simpson to Sarah Palin. I love the new single! Can’t wait to see how many celebrities he upsets.

Ashlee and Jessica Simpson enjoyed a girls night out at Bar Deuxe in Hollywood on Thursday. Hopefully Ashlee wasn’t drinking because she is still breastfeeding. Pete Wentz stayed home with the kids but he didn’t mind because he was suffering from a massive yeast infection that he was treating with large doses of Xanax and […]

After suffering a horrific 44-6 loss against the Philadelphia Eagles in Sunday’s game, Dallas Cowboy Tony Romo collapsed in the team shower. The naked and beaten Romo was helped up by his also naked teammates. I’m sure when Jessica Simpson arrived to the locker room to help, she must have been overcome by an intense […]

In an interview with
Cosmopolitan
,
Jessica Simpson
’s ass decided to have a word about relationships.
I’d always fall for guys I wanted to save
. Okay I had no idea you thought yourself as Jesus. Then the bitch decided to add-
for the first time, I fell in love with someone who saved me
. Wasn’t that a line in […]

And in other whore news, The
Jonas Brothers
continue to make thousands of girls scream…but not
sexually
because they’re all “virgins”. Cough.
Just when I thought I was going to enjoy a nice game of football on Thanksgiving ( Dallas Cowboys vs. Seattle Seahawks)…I was wrong.
The Jonas Brothers will be performing during the halftime show.
Seriously….thanksgiving is a […]

JESSICA
LIKES TO SING! DUH!
You are all so perveted.
I kid, I kid. I even thought this bitch was about to deep throat the microphone. It really looks like she knows what she is doing.
And let me tell you, it ain’t singing.

Jessica Simpson
looks as if she just underwent a lobotomy. Unfortunately, she didn’t. She’s just a little tipsy…
I wonder what she would look like with a lobotomy though..

Why is this girl on the cover of Elle?
What is this crappy cover? That doesn’t even look like her…then again who’d want the real
Jessica Simpson
? Here’s an idiotic quote:
On her life changing incident
:
“I was singing ‘9 to 5’ and I choked and forgot the words in front of the president and in front of […]

 
This is absolutely awful.
I’m sick and tired of seeing celebrities trying to look all innocent and sweet.   What the hell is this kind of cover for an album?  
Do you know
? Yes I know. You suck at singing
Jessica Simpson
- we all know. Hell, you got your ass booed you stupid bitch.
What are you playing at? […]