Jessica Simpson Blog Entries

Tis The Season For Celebrity Ink

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

 
 First, KhloMar inks their initials on each other’s hands. Then Lady Gaga pay tribute to her father with am “I Heart Dad” tattoo, and now Jessica Simpson goes henna.
It’s reported our favorite pop tart got inked in South Asia while filming her new reality show, “The Price of Beauty”…Funny, this headline should have read “Tis […]

Hott Mess Of the Week: Jessica Simpson & Whitney Port

Friday, October 9th, 2009

Hott mess of the week! Do you think these two look fashionable? Jessica just looks fatter and Whitney tried too hard! Jessica Simpson needs to wear clothing that suits her body type! Remember that horrendous picture of her cellulite showing? If not CLICK HERE!
Whitney Port is seen here showing off her New York City style […]

Jessica Simpson is FAT: Photo of her Cellulite!

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009

So if you don’t know, now you know! We all know she put on the pounds and has also been going to the gym! But look at this unflattering picture of the once sexy Jessica Simpson! Have you ever seen boob cellulite before? OMG and her back! Gross! Home-girl needs to cover up! There are […]

John Mayer and Kristin Cavallari Have Sex Together

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

Rumor has it that John Mayer and Kristin Cavallari from The Hills have been hooking up for two years! The two meet up at a friends house in Mt. Olympus area of the Hollywood Hills to have sex! A source close to Kristin says she doesn’t want to start anything serious “because she didn’t want […]

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Public Fight!

Monday, August 17th, 2009

 
Pete Wentz is embarrassed by the other dumb Simpson because of her drunk partying ways! A while back, there was the incident where Ashlee Simpson publicly berated Pete Wentz’s ex-girlfriend, Michelle Trachtenberg. Now, the idiot instigated a fight with her husband on Saturday night, on what was supposed to be his special day! Pete had […]

Jessica Simpson Gets Dumped by Tony Romo

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

 
The eve of Jessica’s 29th birthday, Tony Romo broke up with the idiot. A source close to Simpson says: “She was surprised. She wouldn’t have planned a party if she knew this was coming, they’re both going their separate ways.”  While Jessica was all sad, Tony went clubbing with the guys on the night of her birthday […]

Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays

Friday, July 10th, 2009

The following celebrities were born on July 10:
Jessica Simpson is 29.
Jerry Herman is 78.
Mavis Staples is 70.
Mills Watson (”B.J. and the Bear,” “Lobo”) is 69.
Jerry Miller of Moby Grape is 66.
Ron Glass (”Barney Miller”) is 64.
Sue Lyon is 63.
Arlo Guthrie is 62.
Dave Smalley of The Raspberries is 60.
Neil Tennant of the Pet Shop Boys is […]

Criticism Doesn’t Bother Jessica Simpson

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009

 Regarding forgetting the lyrics to her own song, Jessica Simpson said to Vanity Fair:
“When it comes to media criticism, that’s just something I have had to train myself — literally train myself — to ignore…Because I’m the one up there onstage, and I can feel the energy of the crowd. And I know when I […]

Jessica Simpson Weighs 122lbs!

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

According to OK!, a celebrity stylist said that Jessica Simpson wore size 28 jeans a few months ago, but “now Jess requests size 26.” She currently wears a size 4 dress and weighs 122lbs. At 5′2″, 122lbs is still a lot!

Jessica Simpson Bikinis in Miss USA Competition

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

Since the whole country music thing is not working out for Jessica Simpson, she is focusing on her clothing line. The Miss USA pageant, to be held this Sunday, will be using swimsuits designed by the Jessica Simpson Collection. According to the Daily News:
Identical $104 white ‘n’ gold string bikinis were especially created for the […]

“We Made You” Eminem’s new single

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

Eminem is back with a new single. After watching it, you will realize how much we have missed his music. He makes fun of everyone from Jessica Simpson to Sarah Palin. I love the new single! Can’t wait to see how many celebrities he upsets.

Jessica’s Drunk Face

Saturday, January 10th, 2009

Ashlee and Jessica Simpson enjoyed a girls night out at Bar Deuxe in Hollywood on Thursday. Hopefully Ashlee wasn’t drinking because she is still breastfeeding. Pete Wentz stayed home with the kids but he didn’t mind because he was suffering from a massive yeast infection that he was treating with large doses of Xanax […]

Tony Romo Collapses in Shower – Jessica to the Rescue

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

After suffering a horrific 44-6 loss against the Philadelphia Eagles in Sunday’s game, Dallas Cowboy Tony Romo collapsed in the team shower. The naked and beaten Romo was helped up by his also naked teammates. I’m sure when Jessica Simpson arrived to the locker room to help, she must have been overcome by an intense […]

Jessica Simpson Likes To Talk From Her Ass

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

 
In an interview with Cosmopolitan, Jessica Simpson’s ass decided to have a word about relationships.
I’d always fall for guys I wanted to save. Okay I had no idea you thought yourself as Jesus. Then the bitch decided to add- for the first time, I fell in love with someone who saved me. Wasn’t that a […]

Jonas Brother’s Will Never Leave Us At Peace

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

 
And in other whore news, The Jonas Brothers continue to make thousands of girls scream…but not sexually because they’re all “virgins”. Cough.
Just when I thought I was going to enjoy a nice game of football on Thanksgiving ( Dallas Cowboys vs. Seattle Seahawks)…I was wrong.
The Jonas Brothers will be performing during the halftime show.
Seriously….thanksgiving is […]

Jessica Simpson Likes To…

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

JESSICA LIKES TO SING! DUH!
You are all so perveted.
I kid, I kid. I even thought this bitch was about to deep throat the microphone. It really looks like she knows what she is doing.
And let me tell you, it ain’t singing.

Jessica Simpson: Bug Eyes

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

Jessica Simpson looks as if she just underwent a lobotomy. Unfortunately, she didn’t. She’s just a little tipsy…
I wonder what she would look like with a lobotomy though..

Oh my Ew

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

Why is this girl on the cover of Elle?
What is this crappy cover? That doesn’t even look like her…then again who’d want the real Jessica Simpson? Here’s an idiotic quote:
On her life changing incident:
“I was singing ‘9 to 5’ and I choked and forgot the words in front of the president and in front […]

Jessica Simpson makes me throw up

Sunday, July 27th, 2008

 
This is absolutely awful.
I’m sick and tired of seeing celebrities trying to look all innocent and sweet.   What the hell is this kind of cover for an album?  Do you know? Yes I know. You suck at singing Jessica Simpson- we all know. Hell, you got your ass booed you stupid bitch.
What are you playing […]

Jessica Simpson gets BOOED!!!

Sunday, July 20th, 2008

 
You are just so awful Jessica, go do porn.
The so called country singer faced a country audience this Saturday night and they welcomed her with Boos.  Seriously, who the eff would welcome that girl with a clap?  Here’s a funny quote:
“Just because she’s dating Tony Romo it doesn’t make her country,” said Mike Rodriguez, 31, […]