Jessica Simpson Blog Entries

A question about the running shoes he wore at the Grammy Awards resulted in a surprising announcement that may or may not have been a joke.
John Mayer, who displayed a keen sense of fashion by complementing his classic Armani tux with a pair of Nike running shoes, inadvertently (or jokingly, whichever you want to believe) […]

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are spending some time together in Miami, but it looks like there’s a bit of trouble in paradise.
Page Six
reports that while the couple have been mugging enthusiastically for paparazzi during their stay there, there seems to be a shortage of words between the two lovebirds.
Spies at Nobu in South […]

So, Jessica Simpson and John Mayer may be a couple or they may not be a couple. Either way, we know who the smart one here is…and it’s not Jessica. Rumor has it, and by rumor I mean I’m pretty sure it’s true, that John isn’t much of a talker when it comes to his […]

Um, here’s the thing – you can’t be a part of the Kennedy Center Honors and withdraw from the televised version of the show. I don’t give an eff how badly you effed up – botched or not, you’ve gotta be committed. And by “you” I mean “Jessica Simpson.” Ms. Simpson is requesting that her […]

Apparently Nick is soooo serious about marrying his new honey that he called up his old honey to tell her the news personally.

According to the weekly entertainment magazine Nick poured his heart out to his ex-wife about his new love and a source tells the magazine he confessed he was headed for the altar. “I’m […]

Joe Simpson is whoring out his eldest daughter again. For $10,000, Joe says that Jessica will read
your
magazine in her movie, Blonde Ambition. Seriously, I’d pay $10,000 just to see her try to read – and not in that Hollywood actor way. Like, I’d want to show up on set and have her physically read […]

Well, every once in a while things go my way and shizz we hear about but think we’ll never see appears…miraculously…and we get to see them. What has appeared, you ask? Video footage of Jessica Simpson losing her shizz onstage while performing a Dolly Parton tribute. Forget about the fact she looks like she is […]

So we all know – or maybe y’all didn’t know but I know that Jessica Simpson is a huuuuuuuuge Dolly Parton fan. So big, in fact, that she was slated to tribute Dolly at the Kennedy Center Honors by singing 9 to 5. Well apparently Ms. Simpson got a little stage fright in the middle […]

So, remember that bit I wrote about Jessie is, like, tooootally into online dating right now? Well, it looks like Ms. Naiveté had a little wake-up call when she agreed to meet one of her online interests in person…and he turned out to be a male escort. Blah blah blah eeeeww gross blah blah blah […]