John Mayer Blog Entries

Last night,
John Mayer
choked up on his own bull crap on stage in Nashville and apologized for his outrageously insensitive interview with Playboy magazine.
Check it out.

 
John you have left me completely speechless.
John Mayer
did an interview with
Playboy
that revealed some under lying racism. Here what this asshole said:
MAYER: It depends on what I picked up. My two biggest hits are “Your Body Is a Wonderland” and “Daughters.” If you think those songs are pandering, then you’ll think I’m a douche bag. It’s […]

John Mayer
donated his song
The Heart of Life
to the American Red Cross for their PSA’s for Haiti relief efforts, and then $500,000 to support the cause.
Wow!!
Here’s what Gail McGovern president and CEO of the American Red Cross had to say about John’s generosity:
“Terrible times like these bring out the best in people, and we […]

Naturally, we wouldn’t promote the use of drugs, but this quote by John Mayer, courtesy of Maxim, was just too good to pass up. And quite compelling as well…
“I don’t consider myself a pot smoker. I consider myself someone who occasionally decides to give smoking pot another chance. If theres a single malt scotch in […]

Rumor has it that John Mayer and Kristin Cavallari from The Hills have been hooking up for two years! The two meet up at a friends house in Mt. Olympus area of the Hollywood Hills to have sex! A source close to Kristin says she doesn’t want to start anything serious “because she didn’t want […]

 
The Jackson family just announced the names of participants at tomorrow’s memorial for Michael: Ron Boyd (family friend);
Kobe Bryant; Mariah Carey
; Andrae Crouch Choir;
Berry Gordy; Jennifer Hudson
; Shaheen Jafargholi (finalist on Britain’s Got Talent);
Magic Johnson; Martin Luther King III
; Bernice A. King;
John Mayer; Lionel Richie; Smokey Robinson; Rev. Al Sharpton; Brooke Shields
; Pastor Lucious Smith […]

Seriously
Perez
, if you don’t have
real
shit on people don’t write about it.
I hate that about bloggers.  When they try to manipulate jokes that celebrities make to try to make them look bad. It’s like I want to email them a big message of: SHUT THE HELL UP!
So I guess Jennifer Aniston told Oprah she made […]

So not only is
John Mayer
back with Jennifer Aniston because his dick is still attached…but there is also a BABY involved.
Rumor has it that Ms. Aniston is preggers!

You know what, I’m really happy for her. Brad effed her over and so did Angelina by stealing her man.
You kids might say..OH BUT WE LOVE BRADJELINA! Well […]

These celebrities were born on October 16:
John Mayer is 31.

Wendy Wilson is 39.
Shayne Ward is 24.
Jeremy Jackson is 28.
Tim Robbins is 50.
Flea is 46.
Suzanne Somers is 62.
David Zucher is 61.

John Mayer
realized his missing dick was still attached to Jennifer Aniston.
The hoes are back together to hit it off again.  Apparently they were seen in L.A. smooching. I’m sure that Jennifer did some vodoo shit for this to happen. She probably used his pubic hair to make him come back to her. What a […]

Jessica Simpson
is distraught over
John Mayer
getting together with
Jennifer Aniston
.  So what did Jessica do?  She went on an alcoholic binge!
Us Magazine reports:
The 27-year-old singer was so out of it after a four-hour session of drinking at L.A.’s Mexicali Cocina Cantina on May 10 – which started at the pre-happy hour of 4 p.m. with BFF […]

InTouch has pics of John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston hanging out poolside in Miami.
As we had mentioned a few days ago, John and Jen were seen
dining together
at a Miami restaurant.
I guess they are an item. That Mayer guy sure gets a lot of tail.

Jennifer Aniston
has sparked rumors of a new relationship with
John Mayer
, after the pair was seen dining together in Miami, Florida over the weekend.
The pair had 90 minute lunch and sat close together, according to the restaurant’s manager.
They even shared their food - Aniston ate some of Mayer’s ham (no, that’s not a euphamism for anything […]

John Mayer
left a message on his blog yesterday for an ex-girlfriend who won’t leave him alone.
He doesn’t name the ex, but it’s probably either
Jessica Simpson
or
Cameron Diaz
.
I was sitting in the airport lounge this morning when I started scribbling out lyrics and such…
Don’t read too far into this on a personal level. (There are no […]

Tabloid favorites John Mayer and Jessica Simpson have decided it’s best to go their separate ways.
When asked about the breakup when arriving at the Cannes festival, Jessica replied: “I am very happy, but I don’t really want to talk about my personal life tonight because it’s not what it’s about. But I am very happy. […]

Democratic presidential candidate,
John Edwards
, has sought the advice of 29-year-old singer,
John Mayer
.
According to Edwards: “He basically said, ‘You’ve got to get me in the first 20 seconds. I watch movies on YouTube, and if they’re 25 seconds long, they’re five seconds too long.’”

Jessica Simpson
is a lot of things, but I never thought that in bed, she’s a regular
Traci Lords
.
Jessica and boyfriend
John Mayer
reportedly kept guests of the Hotel de Russie in Rome awake with all the noise she made while they were humping away in their room.
A source revealed to More magazine: “Jessica and John […]

A question about the running shoes he wore at the Grammy Awards resulted in a surprising announcement that may or may not have been a joke.
John Mayer, who displayed a keen sense of fashion by complementing his classic Armani tux with a pair of Nike running shoes, inadvertently (or jokingly, whichever you want to believe) […]