Jonas Brothers Blog Entries

 
Kevin Jonas picked out his 3.72 carat engagement ring for Danielle Deleasa at Jacob & Co. The future Mrs. Jonas’ Jacob & Co. ring is crafted in platinum and features a solitaire cushion cut diamond, with a total weight of 3 carats. Surrounding the center stone are 210 round brilliant-cut pave diamonds totaling 3.72 carats. Are you […]

Ha-Ha! Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle look exactly alike. WTF is a JoMilla? Attention Joe: You look like your dating your older sister! Bad news is, Camilla might be next in line to get engaged to a Jonas Brother. We see a future double wedding with Kevin, Danielle, Joe, and Camilla. How not cute!

 
Eldest Jonas brother, Kevin Jonas, 21, is engaged to marry his longtime girlfriend, Danielle Deleasa. This means Kevin is finally going to have sex for the first time! Sorry to all the mothers of tweens; he isn’t going to be a virgin anymore!
His parents, just released the following statement:“Our hearts are filled with joy today and we […]

Important message from the Disney stars: Friends for Change

(Yes, this is Kevin Jonas and Rose Boy!) Now Megan Fox is officially a bitch! The video interview was fake and false! Rose Boy “Harvii” got flown in by Kodak to meet the sexy star and she was no where to be found!
Reports say: Kodak flew him to New York, hoping to get him an audience with Fox on the […]

 
The JoBros are on the July cover of Rolling Stone, Joe says:
“Personally, I’m not in the band to say, ‘Hey, you need to respect us, take us seriously,’ because that’s kind of stupid. We’re doing it because we love it, and we don’t care what age group we attract. If they like our music, they like […]

Future train-wreck/Paris/Britney/Lindsay: Miley Cyrus, 16, is at the center of another controversy because of photos posted on director Adam Shankman’s yFrog page. In one pic, Miley is seen with her back and ass against Shankman’s chest and penis, while in another, she’s posing and squatting on a chair acting like a whore!
Shankman has responded to the pictures, saying: “Miley is a […]

This live video is of Miley Cyrus (surprise performance) with Nick Jonas. They are singing their duet Before the Storm. Now we know why Justin Gaston and Miley brokeup! Just watch the way she looks at Nick in the video, she is still in love with him. So cute, i guess…

You might not be able to watch Joe Jonas dance to Single Ladies on YouTube, but you can watch it on this website, scroll down or click on Jonas Brothers. Apparently, Beyonce was offended by the video, so she got The Jonas Brothers kicked off YouTube and their account is suspended! Besides, they are on competing record […]

 
Joe Jonas was spotted with girlfriend Camilla Belle, for a nice lunch. Thank goodness he’s not wearing spandex! Also, in the song Much Better,  Joe Jonas gets his ex-girlfriend, Taylor Swift, back by saying: ”And all the tears on her guitar, I’m not bitter. But now I see, Everything I’d ever need, Is the girl in front of me, She’s much […]

 
“Single Ladies” is so out played, and Justin Timberlake did it way better. Does Joe Jonas want us to think he’s not gay?

Check out the Jonas Brothers’ newest single, Paranoid. It’s actually pretty good!

The Jonas Brothers, Taylor Swift, and Lionel Ritchie performed on Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve.
Taylor Swift performed first and sounded like a good karaoke version of herself. Her performance included hits “Change,” “Forever and Always,” “Picture to Burn,” and “Love Story.” She looked less like the image of her we have been sold and […]

Lil Wayne is unforgivalievableee!!!!
He got 8 nominations!!! Perez Hilton was bitching about it..but he tends to whine about anything that doesn’t SCREAM gay. I hate people like that. Just because you don’t SCREAM gay doesn’t make you uncool.
Anyways: Adele, my girl, got four nominations for Best Female Pop Vocal Performance, Record of the Year […]

We’ve seen enough pictures of Selena Gomez so here’s a picture of the absolutely gorgeous boy, Taylor Lautner.
If you’ve been living under a rock for the past few months, Taylor Lautner plays the sexy Jacob Black in the Twilight movie. He graced the recent movie briefly but we will be seeing a lot more […]

 
We all know about sad-face Taylor Swift with her idiotic obsession with the TAKEN Joe Jonas.
Tay-Tay and Joe only lasted for like a week or some shit. How can she possibly still be stuck on that virginal dick? So Selena Gomez, girlfriend of Nick Jonas released a statement: I get so mad about ex-boyfriends, but […]

 
So everyone is blogging their thoughts these days, even your beloved Jonas Brothers.
So the bros decided to blog to their hoes and Taylor Swift indirectly about their personal lives…it went something like..blah blah blah our personal lives are usually avoided blah blah blah bullshit.  Anyways, the juicy shit comes in when JOE specifically tells this […]

 
Alright, I’m getting really fucking tired of Taylor Swift constantly being a downer.
She snitched on Joe Jonas’ relationship wth sexy Camilla Belle by saying: ” They’ve been together since we broke up. That’s why we broke up-because he met her. We don’t talk.” What a familiar little situation. I could have sworn I’ve heard this […]

 
This is not a hoe people.
This girl is GORGEOUS! 19-year-old Joe Jonas broke up with sad-face Taylor Swift for this beauty. She’s Camilla Belle and most of you small children know her from the music video: Lovebug! And most of you older children know her from the Disney Channel movie: Rip Girls. And some of […]

 
Taylor Swift is so sad.
Poor kid. Joe Jonas broke her heart. She was recently caught chatting up with Perez via webcam. There are some unusual additions to her daily diet!
The thing is, Taylor has been eating cool whip by itself.  She might as well become best friends with Ben and Jerry. Poor girl- she’s so […]