Jonas Brothers Blog Entries

Kevin Jonas is Getting Married This Winter!

Thursday, August 27th, 2009

 
Kevin Jonas and Danielle Deleasa are planning to get married this winter! Why wait? He knows he’s horny! Kevin proposed to his longtime girlfriend back in July, to which Deleasa said “yes like 500 times super fast.”
Nick said: “They have not set a date yet, but I think that it’ll be sometime around the end of the […]

Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays

Saturday, August 15th, 2009

The following celebrities were born on Aug. 15:
Joe Jonas of The Jonas Brothers is 20.
Rose-Marie (”The Dick Van Dyke Show”) is 86.
Mike Connors is 84.
Lori Nelson is 76.
Pat Priest (”The Munsters”) is 73.
Pete York of The Spencer Davis Group is 67.
Linda Ellerbee is 65.
Jimmy Webb is 63.
Tom Johnston of The Doobie Brothers is 61.
Tess Harper […]

Joe Jonas Crying Over Camilla!

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

Tweens captured this moment of Joe Jonas crying during the song ‘I Gotta Find You’. Camilla Belle has also been spotted with another man! She was shopping on Magazine Street in New Orleans on Saturday with this dark haired nobody man. She moves fast!

Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle Are Over! Break Up Alert!

Monday, July 27th, 2009

Joe Jonas and girlfriend look a like, Camille Belle, finally broke-up! A week ago, while performing the song he would change a week later, Joe took off the necklace given to him by Camilla, in front of all his fans. At last night’s show, Joe broke out into tears during a couple of his performances. Many fans saw and […]

Danielle “Jonas” Engagement Ring From Kevin

Friday, July 3rd, 2009

 
Kevin Jonas picked out his 3.72 carat engagement ring for Danielle Deleasa at Jacob & Co. The future Mrs. Jonas’ Jacob & Co. ring is crafted in platinum and features a solitaire cushion cut diamond, with a total weight of 3 carats. Surrounding the center stone are 210 round brilliant-cut pave diamonds totaling 3.72 carats. Are you […]

Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle Look Alike: JoMilla

Friday, July 3rd, 2009

Ha-Ha! Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle look exactly alike. WTF is a JoMilla? Attention Joe: You look like your dating your older sister! Bad news is, Camilla might be next in line to get engaged to a Jonas Brother. We see a future double wedding with Kevin, Danielle, Joe, and Camilla. How not cute!

Kevin Jonas Engaged to Danielle Deleasa! Kevin Won’t Be a Virgin Anymore!

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009

 
Eldest Jonas brother, Kevin Jonas, 21, is engaged to marry his longtime girlfriend, Danielle Deleasa. This means Kevin is finally going to have sex for the first time! Sorry to all the mothers of tweens; he isn’t going to be a virgin anymore!
His parents, just released the following statement:“Our hearts are filled with joy today and we […]

Jonas Brothers and Demi Lovato

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

Important message from the Disney stars: Friends for Change

Megan Fox Doesn’t Meet Rose Boy! He Met Others Instead!

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

(Yes, this is Kevin Jonas and Rose Boy!) Now Megan Fox is officially a bitch! The video interview was fake and false! Rose Boy “Harvii” got flown in by Kodak to meet the sexy star and she was no where to be found!
Reports say: Kodak flew him to New York, hoping to get him an audience with Fox on the […]

JoBros On Rolling Stone and #1 Album

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

 
The JoBros are on the July cover of Rolling Stone, Joe says:
“Personally, I’m not in the band to say, ‘Hey, you need to respect us, take us seriously,’ because that’s kind of stupid. We’re doing it because we love it, and we don’t care what age group we attract. If they like our music, they like […]

Miley with her Ass Against her Directors Penis!

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

Future train-wreck/Paris/Britney/Lindsay: Miley Cyrus, 16, is at the center of another controversy because of photos posted on director Adam Shankman’s yFrog page. In one pic, Miley is seen with her back and ass against Shankman’s chest and penis, while in another, she’s posing and squatting on a chair acting like a whore!
Shankman has responded to the pictures, saying: “Miley is a […]

Nick Jonas & Miley Cyrus Still In Love

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

This live video is of Miley Cyrus (surprise performance) with Nick Jonas. They are singing their duet Before the Storm. Now we know why Justin Gaston and Miley brokeup! Just watch the way she looks at Nick in the video, she is still in love with him. So cute, i guess…

YouTube Kicks Jonas Brothers Off!

Monday, June 8th, 2009

You might not be able to watch Joe Jonas dance to Single Ladies on YouTube, but you can watch it on this website, scroll down or click on Jonas Brothers. Apparently, Beyonce was offended by the video, so she got The Jonas Brothers kicked off YouTube and their account is suspended! Besides, they are on competing record […]

Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle Vs. Taylor Swift

Friday, June 5th, 2009

 
Joe Jonas was spotted with girlfriend Camilla Belle, for a nice lunch. Thank goodness he’s not wearing spandex! Also, in the song Much Better,  Joe Jonas gets his ex-girlfriend, Taylor Swift, back by saying: ”And all the tears on her guitar, I’m not bitter. But now I see, Everything I’d ever need, Is the girl in front of me, She’s much […]

Joe Jonas Dancing In a Leotard

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

 
“Single Ladies” is so out played, and Justin Timberlake did it way better. Does Joe Jonas want us to think he’s not gay?
UPDATE: Video works.

Jonas Brothers ‘Paranoid’ Single

Friday, May 8th, 2009

Check out the Jonas Brothers’ newest single, Paranoid. It’s actually pretty good!

Taylor Swift really sings, Jonas Brothers really lip sync at Time Square

Thursday, January 1st, 2009

The Jonas Brothers, Taylor Swift, and Lionel Ritchie performed on Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve.
Taylor Swift performed first and sounded like a good karaoke version of herself. Her performance included hits “Change,” “Forever and Always,” “Picture to Burn,” and “Love Story.” She looked less like the image of her we have been sold and […]

Grammy Nominations

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

Lil Wayne is unforgivalievableee!!!!
He got 8 nominations!!! Perez Hilton was bitching about it..but he tends to whine about anything that doesn’t SCREAM gay. I hate people like that. Just because you don’t SCREAM gay doesn’t make you uncool.
Anyways: Adele, my girl, got four nominations for Best Female Pop Vocal Performance, Record of the Year […]

Taylor Lautner And Selena Gomez

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

We’ve seen enough pictures of Selena Gomez so here’s a picture of the absolutely gorgeous boy, Taylor Lautner.
If you’ve been living under a rock for the past few months, Taylor Lautner plays the sexy Jacob Black in the Twilight movie. He graced the recent movie briefly but we will be seeing a lot more […]

Selena Gomez Indirectly Taunts Taylor Swift

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

 
We all know about sad-face Taylor Swift with her idiotic obsession with the TAKEN Joe Jonas.
Tay-Tay and Joe only lasted for like a week or some shit. How can she possibly still be stuck on that virginal dick? So Selena Gomez, girlfriend of Nick Jonas released a statement: I get so mad about ex-boyfriends, but […]